800k fee agreed for Michael Duberry

ellpryjon · by **ellpryjon** » 31 Jan 2007 15:56

That Friday Feeling I prefer to think that there is a slim chance that we definitely could do although on the other hand I have to concede that there is every chance we probably won't.

Alternatively we may have already done so although I think it more likely that we haven't.

definatly maybe

YoungRoyal · by **YoungRoyal** » 31 Jan 2007 16:11

Don't bite my head off if im wrong because i probably am but im hearing Dubes has rejected the move. Just letting you know in case its true but like i said it probs isnt...

Stranded · by **Stranded** » 31 Jan 2007 16:14

YoungRoyal Don't bite my head off if im wrong because i probably am but im hearing Dubes has rejected the move. Just letting you know in case its true but like i said it probs isnt...

If he has, he has. If he hasn't, he hasn't.

Big Ern · by **Big Ern** » 31 Jan 2007 16:18

Stranded
YoungRoyal Don't bite my head off if im wrong because i probably am but im hearing Dubes has rejected the move. Just letting you know in case its true but like i said it probs isnt...

If he has, he has. If he hasn't, he hasn't.

I disagree. My view is that if he signs he will be a Reading FC player, and if he doesn't he won't.

Stranded · by **Stranded** » 31 Jan 2007 16:19

Big Ern
Stranded
YoungRoyal Don't bite my head off if im wrong because i probably am but im hearing Dubes has rejected the move. Just letting you know in case its true but like i said it probs isnt...

If he has, he has. If he hasn't, he hasn't.

I disagree. My view is that if he signs he will be a Reading FC player, and if he doesn't he won't.

I've had it up to here with you. There is no way he won't sign a contract with us unless he turns it down.

Big Ern · by **Big Ern** » 31 Jan 2007 16:23

Stranded
Big Ern
Stranded
YoungRoyal Don't bite my head off if im wrong because i probably am but im hearing Dubes has rejected the move. Just letting you know in case its true but like i said it probs isnt...

If he has, he has. If he hasn't, he hasn't.

I disagree. My view is that if he signs he will be a Reading FC player, and if he doesn't he won't.

I've had it up to here with you. There is no way he won't sign a contract with us unless he turns it down.

Shut it, you don't know nuffink mate. If he turns down the contract, he won;t sign, he signs the contract he will sign.

Only 2 options, yes, no or maybe. Got it!

Stranded · by **Stranded** » 31 Jan 2007 16:23

I'll give you maybe!!

2 Pints and a packet of c · by **2 Pints and a packet of c** » 31 Jan 2007 16:23

If we do sign Duberry I think he will be out injured with a soar throat as he has been in talks all day!!

Big Ern · by **Big Ern** » 31 Jan 2007 16:25

2 Pints and a packet of c If we do sign Duberry I think he will be out injured with a soar throat as he has been in talks all day!!

Stranded · by **Stranded** » 31 Jan 2007 16:26

2 Pints and a packet of c If we do sign Duberry I think he will be out injured with a soar throat as he has been in talks all day!!

I understand that is the sticking point. Duberry is demanding a week's supply of Lockets to sooth his throat but the club will only stretch to a pack of ASDAs own and a small bottle of Buttercup syrup.

ShrewsandRoyals · by **ShrewsandRoyals** » 31 Jan 2007 16:38

Stranded
2 Pints and a packet of c If we do sign Duberry I think he will be out injured with a soar throat as he has been in talks all day!!

I understand that is the sticking point. Duberry is demanding a week's supply of Lockets to sooth his throat but the club will only stretch to a pack of ASDAs own and a small bottle of Buttercup syrup.

I can see them upping it to a pack of Tescos own, or Waitrose if they get really serious. Of course Buttercup would have to stay too.

Royalupnorth · by **Royalupnorth** » 31 Jan 2007 16:42

ShrewsandRoyals
Stranded
2 Pints and a packet of c If we do sign Duberry I think he will be out injured with a soar throat as he has been in talks all day!!

I understand that is the sticking point. Duberry is demanding a week's supply of Lockets to sooth his throat but the club will only stretch to a pack of ASDAs own and a small bottle of Buttercup syrup.

I can see them upping it to a pack of Tescos own, or Waitrose if they get really serious. Of course Buttercup would have to stay too.

I heard of a potential swap involving buttercup and tixylix.

Ollie Kearns is in Buxton · by **Ollie Kearns is in Buxton** » 31 Jan 2007 16:42

He'll need some ruddy Optrex given the amount of fine print by the sound of it

ShrewsandRoyals · by **ShrewsandRoyals** » 31 Jan 2007 16:45

Royalupnorth
ShrewsandRoyals
Stranded
2 Pints and a packet of c If we do sign Duberry I think he will be out injured with a soar throat as he has been in talks all day!!

I understand that is the sticking point. Duberry is demanding a week's supply of Lockets to sooth his throat but the club will only stretch to a pack of ASDAs own and a small bottle of Buttercup syrup.

I can see them upping it to a pack of Tescos own, or Waitrose if they get really serious. Of course Buttercup would have to stay too.

I heard of a potential swap involving buttercup and tixylix.

Tixylix? Obviously not hard enough. Shove him some Fisherman's Friends and find out if he's up to The Premiership or not.

Millsy · by **Millsy** » 31 Jan 2007 16:51

ShrewsandRoyals
Royalupnorth
ShrewsandRoyals
Stranded
2 Pints and a packet of c If we do sign Duberry I think he will be out injured with a soar throat as he has been in talks all day!!

I understand that is the sticking point. Duberry is demanding a week's supply of Lockets to sooth his throat but the club will only stretch to a pack of ASDAs own and a small bottle of Buttercup syrup.

I can see them upping it to a pack of Tescos own, or Waitrose if they get really serious. Of course Buttercup would have to stay too.

I heard of a potential swap involving buttercup and tixylix.

Tixylix? Obviously not hard enough. Shove him some Fisherman's Friends and find out if he's up to The Premiership or not.

He's got nothing to worry about when it comes to throat/ voicebox concerns with RFC - we have a strong team of medical staff well equipped to prevent such problems occurring.

I'm sure Nicky Hammond will have discussed this at length with him and totally reassured him that such problems do not arise at RFC.

Oh hang on...

'lista · by **'lista** » 31 Jan 2007 16:55

Nicky Hammond regularly sucks on a fisherman's friend.

JS28ZoD · by **JS28ZoD** » 31 Jan 2007 16:55

So do we have any idea why it is (presumabley) taking so long to agree personal terms? Could it be that he wants more than the 18 month contract we will probably be offering? Or could it be the rumours forum users favourite, wages? Does anybody have an idea?

YoungRoyal · by **YoungRoyal** » 31 Jan 2007 16:57

Well from my previous post, i heard that he wants to stay with stoke and help get promotion but thats not definate.

brendywendy · by **brendywendy** » 31 Jan 2007 16:58

JS28ZoD So do we have any idea why it is (presumabley) taking so long to agree personal terms? Could it be that he wants more than the 18 month contract we will probably be offering? Or could it be the rumours forum users favourite, wages? Does anybody have an idea?

yes

my idea is to genetically modify turkeys with bat DNA so they can hang upside down from the ceiling, thus doubling the number of turkeys that can be housed in any one turkey barn.

800k fee agreed for Michael Duberry

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