Kits has a pop at Lampard

[From Despair To Where?]

Having read the autobiographies of Gary Nelson and Steve Claridge they make for a much better read than a ghosted autobigraphy of somone who gets his arse wiped for him and has nothing to say save blaming everyone but himself for his own abject performance at the last World Cup.

Tony Adams' autobiography is another example of a worthwhile autobiography. There's a legitimate story worth telling. Or try Gary Imlach's biography of his father, another good read.

[Pool and Darts]

He did such a good job at rubishing that book I'm sure it would have had an impact on sales. Though still waiting to see if Kits can do any better

Can you remind me what Dave Kitson has won compared to Frank?

Respect.

Good honest man, that Dave Kitson, and a real voice of the true fan.
That is what happens when you have a sense of reality, unlike the detached-from-reality-spoon-fed-surrounded-by-arse-wiping-vacuous-hangers-on world of 'celebrity' footballers.

Footballer biographies are becoming a bit of a joke now really.

Especially when Rooney does a 5 BOOK DEAL!!! for millions.
FFS, he probably hasn't even READ five books.

"....erm....you know.....yeah......this is how we were shit at the world cup....and.....er...you. know.........etc.etc.etc"

F**k Off

No real fans are interested in rooney or fat frank or any of the others.

[Royalee]

He did such a good job at rubishing that book I'm sure it would have had an impact on sales. Though still waiting to see if Kits can do any better

Can you remind me what Dave Kitson has won compared to Frank?

Respect.

Good honest man, that Dave Kitson, and a real voice of the true fan.
That is what happens when you have a sense of reality, unlike the detached-from-reality-spoon-fed-surrounded-by-arse-wiping-vacuous-hangers-on world of 'celebrity' footballers.

Footballer biographies are becoming a bit of a joke now really.

Especially when Rooney does a 5 BOOK DEAL!!! for millions.
FFS, he probably hasn't even READ five books.

"....erm....you know.....yeah......this is how we were shit at the world cup....and.....er...you. know.........etc.etc.etc"

F**k Off

No real fans are interested in rooney or fat frank or any of the others.

I'd say that was pretty much as aspot on as anyone on here's going to get.

[Ian Royal]

Pretty much spot on.

Kitson's such a top bloke.

[Greenwich Royal]

"Our manager Steve Coppell has more knowledge of football than anyone I have ever met and he is the type of person the FA should be looking to for help."

Oi. Kitson. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Yes Coppell is a fantastic manger (the best in England) and yes what you say is spot on and yes he should be the next England manager but you will NOT go round telling everyone or the FA will wake up and take him away from us!!!!!!!

Is that what you want Kitson? Cos that's what'll happen...