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An ode to Dave Kitson

by floyd__streete » 06 Mar 2007 13:20

With apologies to Ray Davies.



Thank you for the Dave
That endless Dave, that sacred Dave you gave me.
Im thinking of the Dave
I wont forget a single goal, believe me.

I bless the ginge,
I bless the ginge that scores for you, believe me.
Though Forster's gone
Dave's with us every single day, believe me.

Dave I'll remember all my life,
Dave always sees the wrong from right.
He will not dive
But then we knew that very soon - an injury.
But its all right
Now he's not frightened of these fouls, believe me.

Thank you for the Dave,
That endless Dave, that sacred Dave you gave me.
Im thinking of the Dave,
I wont forget a single goal, believe me.

I bless the ginge
I bless the ginge that scores for you, believe me.
Though Forster's,
Dave's with us every single day, believe me.
Daaaaaaaaaaave.....



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by Royal Rother » 06 Mar 2007 13:24

Do you feel even slightly embarrassed by that? :lol:
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by Alan Partridge » 06 Mar 2007 13:25

Royal Rother Do you feel even slightly embarrassed by that? :lol:


Knowing floyd, not a chance. :lol:
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by floyd__streete » 06 Mar 2007 13:26

Royal Rother Do you feel even slightly embarrassed by that? :lol:


I knocked it out in about a minute. Meanwhile, back to my tribute to DK - it was in no way designed to be taken seriously, RR.
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Re: An ode to Dave Kitson

by londinium » 06 Mar 2007 13:31

floyd__streete With apologies to Ray Davies.



Thank you for the Dave
That endless Dave, that sacred Dave you gave me.
Im thinking of the Dave
I wont forget a single goal, believe me.

I bless the ginge,
I bless the ginge that scores for you, believe me.
Though Forster's gone
Dave's with us every single day, believe me.

Dave I'll remember all my life,
Dave always sees the wrong from right.
He will not dive
But then we knew that very soon - an injury.
But its all right
Now he's not frightened of these fouls, believe me.

Thank you for the Dave,
That endless Dave, that sacred Dave you gave me.
Im thinking of the Dave,
I wont forget a single goal, believe me.

I bless the ginge
I bless the ginge that scores for you, believe me.
Though Forster's,
Dave's with us every single day, believe me.
Daaaaaaaaaaave.....





You are James Harper - and I claim my £5
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by floyd__streete » 06 Mar 2007 13:32

I am Stock, Aitken and Waterman.
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by The 17 Bus » 06 Mar 2007 13:54

floyd__streete I am Sick, Ailing and Withering.


could be.
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by Don Finch » 06 Mar 2007 14:03

I salute you Floyd, that was a work of art.
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by SpaceCruiser » 06 Mar 2007 14:04

Royal Rother Do you feel even slightly embarrassed by that? :lol:


Do you ever get embarrassed by your own arrogance and pomposity?
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by fallen angel » 06 Mar 2007 14:16

I love you Dave,
You look well fit,
Pity your such,
A whinging git.
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by WTRoyal » 06 Mar 2007 14:43

floyd__streete I knocked it out in about a minute. Meanwhile, back to my tribute to DK - it was in no way designed to be taken seriously, RR.


what about the song though? :shock: :wink:

Glad to see tongue-in-cheek lyricism flourishing though I don't think it'll ever make it to a matchday...! (would put another wink smiley in here but I've already exceeded my preferred smiley/post ratio by two in this post...)
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by Barry the bird boggler » 06 Mar 2007 15:01

He's tall
He's red
He fills you all with dread
Dave Kitson, Dave Kitson
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by Don Finch » 06 Mar 2007 16:43

WTRoyal what about the song though? :shock: :wink:


I think he made that point himself :lol: :wink: :roll: :roll: :!:
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by Scarface » 06 Mar 2007 16:54

floyd__streete
Royal Rother Do you feel even slightly embarrassed by that? :lol:


I knocked it out in about a minute.


It sounds like you often knock one out over Kitson.
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by Huntley & Palmer » 06 Mar 2007 16:57

He's big
He's tall
Carlo Nash thought his head was the ball
Kitson
Kitson
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by AbovetheI » 06 Mar 2007 23:19

He's Big,
He's blue,
Don't challenge him for a header or he'll think you've fouled him,
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Re: An ode to Dave Kitson

by Berkshire Born » 07 Mar 2007 10:41

floyd__streete With apologies to Ray Davies.



Good work! The original was great and from one of Britians finest.

Having said that, has anyone ever seen the two blind lads singing this in Winchester city centre? Probably the best buskers I've ever heard.
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Re: An ode to Dave Kitson

by Norfolk Royal » 07 Mar 2007 11:03

floyd__streete With apologies to Ray Davies.



Thank you for the Dave
That endless Dave, that sacred Dave you gave me.
Im thinking of the Dave
I wont forget a single goal, believe me.

I bless the ginge,
I bless the ginge that scores for you, believe me.
Though Forster's gone
Dave's with us every single day, believe me.

Dave I'll remember all my life,
Dave always sees the wrong from right.
He will not dive
But then we knew that very soon - an injury.
But its all right
Now he's not frightened of these fouls, believe me.

Thank you for the Dave,
That endless Dave, that sacred Dave you gave me.
Im thinking of the Dave,
I wont forget a single goal, believe me.

I bless the ginge
I bless the ginge that scores for you, believe me.
Though Forster's,
Dave's with us every single day, believe me.
Daaaaaaaaaaave.....






Just comes across as gay I'm afraid.
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by Gatecrasher » 07 Mar 2007 12:08

missing the Ray Davies reference I at first tried fitting it to Thank You for the Music by Abba, which worked for about a line, but with a little rewrite....

Thank you for the Kitson
The Goals he's scoring
Thanks for all the joy he's bringing
Who can live without him I ask in all honesty, etc......
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by floyd__streete » 07 Mar 2007 13:15

LOL @ anyone thinking I was seriously suggesting this as a chant :lol: .
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