Emre at half time

[SpaceCruiser]

Did he really? Haven't seen any reports or anything yet.

I'd rather be a prozzie than a Turk,
I'd rather be a prozzie than a Turk,
I'd rather be a prozzie,
rather be a prozzie,
Rather be a prozzie than a Turk!

Yeah, he got stretchered off. Now all we need is Drogba to get crocked today and Mourinho to get knocked out by Wenger.

I'd rather Wenger get oxf*rd.

So what exactly has Wenger done to Reading?!

He had a go at Stephen Hunt.

Don't read this weeks Nuts if that upsets you so much.

I'm not upset cos I wasn't serious. I laugh when TBM replies.

[Huntley & Palmer]

Foul of the Year HAS to be Ben Thatcher on Pedro Mendes.

He wasn't in danger of dying as much as Cech was though, I think Hunt just shades it.

[Silver Fox]

Surely to win foul of the year you have to commit an actual foul?