by Very near...far away »
15 May 2007 10:42
ARSENAL
BERNARD AZULAY
GoonersDiary.blogspot.com
How was your season? We used to be a byword for stability, but have endured many of life's most stressful experiences: moving home, divorce (Dein and the takeover tittle-tattle) and having kids. On the pitch we remain a match for absolutely anyone on our day, but when the chips are down we lack 'roll up your sleeves'-type leadership.
Happy with the gaffer? Some of Wenger's more bizarre actions have baffled us, but my stock response to rare murmurs of disapproval is to point out he's likely to top the 'most wanted' list at clubs and countries all over the world.
Who were the stars – and who flopped? Fabregas, Clichy, Toure and Adebayor demonstrated the right stuff as far as attitude is concerned. For his work in Henry's absence, Gilberto deserves special mention. Baptista has been the biggest flop and Hleb's lack of significant impact has been disappointing.
Who were the best, and worst, away fans? The fans of Dinamo Zagreb and Hamburg sang their heads off despite little prospect of success. The abysmal turn-outs by Wigan and, in the FA Cup fifth round, Blackburn are well deserving of the wooden spoon.
Top hate figure at another club? Unsurprisingly, Ashley Cole.
TOP FIVE BEST OPPOSITION PLAYERS
1 Ronaldo (Man Utd); 2 Drogba (Chelsea); 3 Scholes (Man Utd); 4 Essien (Chelsea); 5 Berbatov (Spurs)
ASTON VILLA
JONATHAN PRITCHARD
Observer reader
How was your season? Seasons of consolidation never feel like much fun when they're happening, but it's job done. We're definitely leaving this season much stronger than we started it. The key now is to kick on from here.
Happy with the gaffer? My admiration for him isn't as unconditional as some fans', but his second tranche of signings has been materially better than the first. He seems to appreciate what we want and if the summer's signings work we will be in good shape. Crucially, I trust him absolutely to get us fired up for the two Birmingham derbies, something that's been lacking in the past.
Who were the stars – and who flopped?
Gareth Barry has been magnificent. Agbonlahor has added strength and composure to raw pace and Young and Carew have started promisingly. Petrov has been a bit disappointing.
Who were the best, and worst, away fans? Everton brought loads on a Monday night: proper fans and a proper club. Sheffield United were entertaining, but Bolton are a joke. I'd love it if they followed the Charlton model next season.
Top hate figure at another club? Arsene Wenger: a misplaced persecution complex and continued utter myopia. On the park, Jens Lehmann. Prat.
TOP FIVE BEST OPPOSITION PLAYERS
1 Ronaldo (Man Utd); 2 Scholes (Man Utd); 3 Sidwell (Reading); 4 James (Portsmouth); 5 Barton (Man City)
BLACKBURN
BILL BOADEN
Observer reader
How was your season? Most enjoyable. We were two inches from Wembley (the distance of Pedersen's miss in the FA Cup semi) and had several trips to Europe. The league performance is a bit below expectations, though, thanks to a handful of poor performances, major injuries and dodgy decisions. This season also has a sour taste because of West Ham. We hope justice is done. In our home game the officials gifted them the three points. The direct repercussions are that they could escape relegation with those points, while we could miss out on Europe by the same margin.
Happy with the gaffer? Mark Hughes has done just about everything right. With limited resources he's got an amazing eye for new talent. Please, other clubs, don't even try to nick him.
Who were the stars – and who flopped?
Benni has got the goals, but Samba at the back has been a revelation. Brad Friedel was as reliable as ever. No one has flopped. We didn't miss Lucas Neill.
Who were the best, and worst, away fans? Liverpool were good and Charlton made an out-of-character effort. Fulham's crowd really did come in a taxi.
Top hate figure at another club? Jim Devine is the least popular referee's assistant. Otherwise everyone to do with West Ham.
TOP FIVE BEST OPPOSITION PLAYERS
1 Ronaldo (Man Utd); 2 Scholes (Man Utd); 3 Berger (Villa); 4 Cech (Chelsea); 5 Jaaskelainen (Bolton)
BOLTON
LES PILLING
TheWanderer.co.uk
How was your season? On the face of it, a fourth consecutive top-eight finish is a fine achievement for a club with our resources, but it's been overshadowed by Bolton's dispiriting brand of slow‑motion football. That, and a series of spineless performances since the turn of the year.
Happy with the gaffer? Big Sam has left the team with major problems. We're shambolic defensively, a soft touch in midfield and clueless in attack. That's why he's jumped ship. Little Sam faces a massive rebuilding job.
Who were the stars – and who flopped? Diouf was good in the first half of the season, Anelka had a bright December and Andranik looks like one for the future. Kevin Nolan has been awful. He can't shoot, head, pass or tackle and has the mobility of a beached whale.
Who were the best, and worst, away fans? Man United were the loudest. A pity they spoiled that great support by vandalising the stadium. West Ham, despite the usual mouthing-off about what great support they have, brought hardly any fans.
Top hate figure at another club? Rafa Benitez. Fatty's attempts to influence the referee before games against Bolton are cheating and should be dealt with.
TOP FIVE BEST OPPOSITION PLAYERS
1 Ronaldo (Man Utd); 2 Giggs (Man Utd); 3 Scholes (Man Utd); 4 Drogba (Chelsea); 5 Essien (Chelsea)
CHARLTON
WYN GRANT
AddicksDiary.blogspot.com
How was your season? Being relegated has to be a very bad outcome, but spirits are still high and we're pretty hopeful we can bounce straight back.
Happy with the gaffer? Yes, Alan Pardew did his best in a difficult situation caused by two poor appointments. The board have a lot of accumulated credit with Charlton fans, and hopefully lessons have been learnt from the errors made.
Who were the stars – and who flopped?
Darren Bent and Scott Carson were the stars. Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink was a disappointment. He did his best, but that's just no longer good enough for the Premiership. But our greatest weakness was in midfield, particularly with Andy Reid injured much of the time, although most Charlton fans would give Matt Holland top marks for commitment.
Who were the best, and worst, away fans? I'd give Watford a lot of credit for the backing they gave their team. The acoustics of the Jimmy Seed stand help all away fans, but even then Wigan were silent – they simply lack the numbers.
Top hate figure at another club?
Not really the Charlton way to hate someone, but I'd put a few referees on the list – we had some strange decisions against us. Elsewhere, I can't stand Neil Warnock, but then he did outfox us.
TOP FIVE BEST OPPOSITION PLAYERS
1 Cech (Chelsea); 2 Van der Sar (Man Utd); 3 Rooney (Man Utd); 4 Gerrard (Liverpool); 5 Terry (Chelsea)
CHELSEA
ROB HOBSON
CFCnet.co.uk
How was your season? More exciting and less satisfying than previous ones. But I think I certainly would exchange the excitement for the result. A tremendous effort, ultimately hamstrung by a knack-ridden season.
Happy with the gaffer? More so now than ever.
Who were the stars – and who flopped?
Far too easy to answer. The stand-out players of the season were Drogba, Essien and Carvalho. If Essien had been allowed to play his natural position, he could have made even more of an impact. Mikel deserves a mention in dispatches for some remarkably mature ball skills later in the season. There were indifferent performances here and there, but they're all eclipsed by our poor refugee from Milan. A few cameos in the Cup and Europe just aren't enough.
Who were the best, and worst, away fans? Bad away fans? Even Arsenal can raise a tune when they're playing away.
Top hate figure at another club?
Our worst enemy at the moment has to be the treatment table, but if I had a gong to give it would go to Rick Parry for his gentle Scouse wit. Can't buy 50 years of history, though, can you? Oh, wait...
TOP FIVE BEST OPPOSITION PLAYERS
1 Ronaldo (Man Utd); 2 Berbatov (Tottenham); 3 Taylor (Portsmouth); 4 Arteta (Everton); 5 Distin (Man City)
EVERTON
STEVE JONES
BlueKipper.com
How was your season? We had a great start with Johnson's goals, which took us top at one time, and beating the redshite 3-0 was top-class. We fell away in the middle of the season, but came back strongly to get into Europe. The defence has improved big-time.
Happy with the gaffer? Yes. It's his own team now and they all know what's expected. His buys have improved the side. Also he came to our presentation night, when other managers can't be bothered with the fans.
Who were the stars – and who flopped? The stars: Arteta for his breathtaking class; Lescott for his ability to slot into any position in the back four; Johnson for his pace and goals; Howard for bringing confidence to the defence. The Flops: James Beattie with his Tony Cottee ankles and Biffa Bacon style just isn't Everton; Simon Davies does nothing but knock square balls inside. Both frauds.
Who were the best, and worst, away fans? The best: Wigan – all six of them. The worst: the redshite for leaving their players on their own before the final whistle had gone. Mind you, they had to catch their Scandinavian flights...
Top hate figure at another club? Rooney. For kissing the manure badge in front of the stand where his family sit. No class.
TOP FIVE BEST OPPOSITION PLAYERS
1 Scholes (Man Utd); 2 Fabregas (Arsenal); 3 Essien (Chelsea); 4 Tevez (West Ham); 5 Berbatov (Spurs)
FULHAM
DAVID LLOYD
There's Only One F in Fulham
How was your season? We had a narrow escape. It's hard to square the superb showings at home to Arsenal and Man Utd and at Chelsea with those against, well, most of the others. We tended to be too negative and even the collective team spirit seemed to erode. Pretty dreary.
Happy with the gaffer? Let's get one thing straight, as a lot of rubbish was written – the fans didn't drive out Chris Coleman. His dismissal was down to the general poor level of performances and the looming possibility of relegation. The fans were more frustrated (albeit very) than angry. Still, good luck, Cookie. Sanchez, crucially, did just enough. Hopefully next season he can make us a genuine force (albeit in the separate league of 'middling' teams).
Who were the stars – and who flopped? Jimmy Bullard's star shone all too briefly (our loss was angling's gain); Niemi was sound; McBride toiled honestly as ever; Bocanegra plugged away. Otherwise not too many made giant strides – except Zat Knight, of course.
Who were the best, and worst, away fans? We were the best away fans, naturally! The worst? Maybe Manchester City.
Top hate figure at another club? Does Kia Joorabchian count?
TOP FIVE BEST OPPOSITION PLAYERS
1 Ronaldo (Man Utd); 2 Van der Sar (Man Utd); 3 Keane (Tottenham); 4 Fabregas (Arsenal); 5 Jermaine Easter (Wycombe)
LIVERPOOL
JAMES CARROLL
ShanklyGates.co.uk
How was your season? Obviously it could turn out to be fantastic, depending on our result in the Champions League final. Two European Cup finals in three seasons is phenomenal. Domestically it's been a bit hit and miss, although there are some encouraging signs. It goes without saying that we must improve away from home and aim for consistency. We need to be more clinical, too, as that's cost us this season.
Happy with the gaffer? Benitez still has the full support of the fans and if he can win number six in Athens then his legend status will be assured. He's taking us in the right direction and we still believe he is the man to win us the title.
Who were the stars – and who flopped? Finnan and Carragher have been superb all season. Reina recovered from a poor start to continue to set club records. Mascherano has been a revelation since he arrived. Zenden is the top boo-boy, while Gonzalez just hasn't settled.
Who were the best, and worst, away fans? Best were Barcelona's, with a mention for PSV's. Worst – Man United's in the FA Youth Cup final for the songs they sung in a stadium full of kids.
Top hate figure at another club? Gary Neville, as always, but Jose Mourinho tried his best to take that title.
TOP FIVE BEST OPPOSITION PLAYERS
1 Drogba (Chelsea); 2 Ronaldo (Man Utd); 3 Berbatov (Spurs); 4 Henry (Arsenal); 5 McCarthy (Blackburn)
MAN CITY
COLIN SAVAGE
Observer reader
How was your season? Very poor. It started pretty well, with a good and rare win against Arsenal, but went downhill from there. We were only saved from being in the bottom three by getting nine points over Christmas and New Year. We avoided relegation only by playing the most mind-numbing football imaginable most of the time. We've had the distraction of takeover talks. And then there was Joey Barton.
Happy with the gaffer? He's a decent guy, but you need more than that. The team seem ill‑prepared, tactics have been questionable, his substitutions are almost invariably bizarre and set pieces are poor. His touchline antics were quite amusing at first but the joke has worn thin. Apart from that I'm happy!
Who were the stars – and who flopped? Richard Dunne was deservedly player of the year. The youngsters Richards, Onuoha and particularly Johnson have emerged with credit. Flops? We could put out a full team of them.
Who were the best, and worst, away fans? Reading don't half make some noise. Bolton, Wigan and Blackburn struggle to make the numbers. Man United and Liverpool fans are overrated.
Top hate figure at another club? Ronaldo. Did you really need to ask?
TOP FIVE BEST OPPOSITION PLAYERS
1 Huddlestone (Spurs); 2 Lita (Reading); 3 Tugay (Blackburn); 4 Anelka (Bolton); 5 Bentley (Blackburn)
MAN UNITED
SHAUN O'DONNELL
Observer reader
How was your season? Fantastic! We are the champions again and in the FA Cup final, after playing attacking, entertaining football. We had our smallest squad for a long time, too.
Happy with the gaffer? Yes, definitely. Ferguson has the passion, determination and the desire back and desperately wanted to knock Chelsea off their perch. Last season Carlos Queiroz had too much say, but Ferguson has definitely got the spring back in his step.
Who were the stars – and who flopped? Ronaldo is the 'special one' regardless of what they say down the Bridge. Rooney, Scholes, Vidic, Carrick and Giggs were outstanding and the whole squad played their part. Heinze was the only disappointment.
Who were the best, and worst, away fans? Sheffield United really got behind the team from start to finish, even though they were up against it. Bolton were the worst. They're a few miles up the road but didn't take their full allocation of tickets and at 3-0 down after half an hour their fans were streaming out.
Top hate figure at another club? Drogba has all the talent in the world, but blots his copybook with his diving, play-acting and general bad sportsmanship.
TOP FIVE BEST OPPOSITION PLAYERS
1 Essien (Chelsea); 2 Berbatov (Spurs); 3 Arteta (Everton); 4 Kaka (Milan); 5 Fabregas (Arsenal)
MIDDLESBROUGH
JAMES BASSETT
ComeOnBoro.com
How was your season? Typically haphazard but not unenjoyable. For every thrashing of Bolton, there was a hammering by Portsmouth; for every hard-fought victory over Chelsea, there was a limp draw with Bristol City; for every Jonathan Woodgate, there was a Jason Euell; for every game against Man United, there was a dodgy penalty.
Happy with the gaffer? Absolutely. Southgate is intelligent, thoughtful, articulate and, unlike his predecessor, clearly cares. His love of tanktops means he's also the best-dressed manager in the league by a country mile.
Who were the stars – and who flopped?
Woodgate and Viduka shone, but Emanuel Pogatetz and Julio Arca also deserve credit. As for flops, besides giving away cheap free-kicks, I'm still not sure what the point of Fabio Rochemback is.
Who were the best, and worst, away fans? Hull's fans were magnificently loud in the FA Cup. The solitary Charlton fan who made the trip up wasn't quite so raucous.
Top hate figure at another club?
If Ronaldo was as good at dominating games against top opposition as he is at cheating his way to penalties by diving, he'd be the best player in the world. But he's not, so he isn't. And don't give me his brace against Roma. Even we beat them.
TOP FIVE BEST OPPOSITION PLAYERS
1 Berbatov (Tottenham); 2 McCarthy (Blackburn); 3 Kanu (Portsmouth); 4 Agbonlahor (Villa); 5 Harper (Reading)
NEWCASTLE
MALCOLM, DAVID &
RICHARD HOLMES
Observer readers
How was your season? Terrible and typical. Dross served up home and away, punctuated by calamitous cup exits, and we've lost yet another manager. Though we won at Palermo, and did the double over Spurs.
Happy with the gaffer? Roeder's vision and character would have been better employed at the academy. He became manager because of Shepherd's serious error in appointing Souness. Tactical flaws, an inability to motivate players, poor performance in the transfer market and injuries led to his downfall. Plus, we played some of our worst football with most of our senior players available – a damning indictment.
Who were the stars – and who flopped? Milner showed a rare ability to beat defenders, while Solano's class shone at right-back and Butt was the player we thought he could be. Flops? Duff and Dyer lived up to their names.
Who were the best, and worst, away fans? Portsmouth's fans were passionate, despite their long journey, while Liverpool's could only make 'big club' jibes. And their team still lost.
Top hate figure at another club? Diouf, Roy Keane (as ever) and Sam Allardyce after he whined about Roeder's lack of qualifications. Wonder why?
TOP FIVE BEST OPPOSITION PLAYERS
1 Berbatov (Spurs); 2 Barry (Aston Villa); 3 Woodgate (Middlesbrough); 4 Cahill (Everton); 5 James (Portsmouth)
ROBIN & MICK DUNFORD
Pompey.org
How was your season? The first month or two were unreal, and the first half was beyond everyone's expectations. Our performances dipped in January and February, but we're finishing strongly – although it looks to have come just too late for European qualification.
Happy with the gaffer? Harry has done an excellent job. A few away performances were poor, and a Cole and Kanu strike partnership was never going to work. But to have us fighting for Europe on a small budget, and to attract players like Campbell, James and Lauren, and some exciting youngsters like Kranjcar, is fantastic. The backroom staff also deserve a mention. Adams and Grant seem a big improvement on Zajec and Bond.
Who were the stars – and who flopped? Campbell and James took us to another level, and Primus raised his game yet again. And Benjani's work ethic has been crucial. A couple of loans (Douala and Koroman) didn't come off, and Stefanovic has looked dodgy, but the biggest flop was undoubtedly LuaLua – bad attitude and bad performances.
Who were the best, and worst, away fans? No one stood out either way.
Top hate figure at another club? Thatcher, Barton and Stuart 'glad to see the back of Mendes' Pearce.
TOP FIVE BEST OPPOSITION PLAYERS
1 Giggs (Man United); 2 Berbatov (Spurs); 3 Cech (Chelsea); 4 Arteta (Everton); 5 Bentley (Blackburn)
READING
MICHELE LAW
Observer reader
How was your season? Far better than I could have hoped for, even in my wildest dreams. Going into the last game of the season, I would have hoped to have been in Sheffield United's current position (ie our relegation destiny in our own hands) and not challenging for Europe.
Happy with the gaffer? A very silly question. He's the king of Reading at the moment. I don't believe there's anybody who could have done a better job with the resources at hand. Steve Coppell is a master at getting the best out of players, he's done it consistently at almost every level. The challenge now is to maintain the upward progress.
Who were the stars – and who flopped? Ivar Ingimarsson's a rock in defence and deservedly player of the season. Kevin Doyle was an absolute steal at £80k. Nicky Shorey's an awesome left-back.
Who were the best, and worst, away fans? It always depends on the game of course, but I was impressed with Arsenal, Man United and Newcastle, especially the latter who were all supporting their team, with nothing negative about us. Chelsea invaded the pitch, threw things, fought and taunted.
Top hate figure at another club? Jose Mourinho – just for his lies and failure to issue an apology when proved wrong.
TOP FIVE BEST OPPOSITION PLAYERS
1 Ronaldo (Man Utd); 2 Arteta (Everton); 3 Foster (Watford); 4 Fabregas (Arsenal); 5 Campbell (Portsmouth)
SHEFFIELD UNITED
RICHARD BATHO
TheBladesOnline.com
How was your season? As new boys, it was all a bit too exciting at times, caught in the glare of the Premiership lights. You don't meet 30 Norwegian tourists on the way to Crewe, as we did going to the Everton match. On many occasions the number of people travelling from all over the world to go to the game we were attending was amazing, making it feel more like a tourist event or rock concert than a football match – particularly one involving Sheffield United...
Happy with the gaffer? Yes – he's a madman, but he's our madman. You just have to live with one or two wacky tactical/selection nightmares, when he dreams up a cunning plan like Baldrick.
Who were the stars – and who flopped?
Some real surprises, with Morgan, Monty, Geary and Gillespie all big successes, while Jags and Hulse did brilliantly as expected.
Who were the best, and worst, away fans? Manchester United were best but no one came from Fulham or Watford
Top hate figure at another club?
Everyone at Reading – management, players, staff, stewards, supporters, car park attendants, chairman, directors, pretend celebrity fans, people who live near Reading, people who work near and people who drive past regularly.
TOP FIVE BEST OPPOSITION PLAYERS
1 Ronaldo (Man Utd); 2 Rooney (Man Utd); 3 Gerrard (Liverpool); 4 Nolan (Bolton); 5 Friedel (Blackburn)
TOTTENHAM
DAVE MASON
Observer reader
How was your season? Hugely enjoyable and embarrassingly bad. We set a British record of successive wins in Europe (eight) but went out of all three cups having gone ahead and twice being two goals up. Thursday's Blackburn game epitomised us. We played scintillatingly for half the time and still managed to show a soft underbelly for the other half. The fact that our goals for and against are almost the same proves this dichotomy.
Happy with the gaffer? No. We were too negative in the big moments. Two goals up – let's defend. Not a good idea, look at the goals-against column. The transfer of Davenport for the Uefa Cup-tied Rocha was silly. Our back four at home to Sevilla had only one fit player in the right position, which cost us the competition.
Who were the stars – and who flopped? Dawson's a hero. Berbatov makes your mouth water. Lennon went backwards. Robinson let in far too many long shots.
Who were the best, and worst, away fans? Charlton and Fulham are hardly quorate from a few miles down the road. Man Utd fans always come in force – and they've only the same distance to travel.
Top hate figure at another club? Lampard received most abuse, but we managed to beat his team only once in four attempts, and that against 10 men.
TOP FIVE BEST OPPOSITION PLAYERS
1 Fabregas (Arsenal); 2 Given (Newcastle); 3 Osman (Everton); 4 Montgomery (Sheffield Utd); 5 Viduka (Middlesbrough)
WATFORD
MATT ROWSON
BHappy.org.uk
How was your season? Miserable. We didn't even get to enjoy our first victory, over Boro, for more than half an hour before turning on the radio to hear about King's injury, writing off whatever chance we had of survival.
Happy with the gaffer? Absolutely. Having lauded him for his achievement last season, it would be churlish to criticise his failure to cope with the consequences of that success.
Who were the stars – and who flopped? Ben Foster, every inch a Premiership keeper and surely United's first choice next season. Big Doris Henderson, for ploughing on despite failing to score for so long and no semblance of service from anywhere, let alone a cross. Flops were Steve Kabba and Damien Francis; even Dan Shittu, for all his astonishing physical attributes, can't defend for toffee. That's everyone we paid any money for, then…
Who were the best, and worst, away fans? It's a long time ago, but I vaguely remember Manchester United being good. Ipswich's hysterical caterwauling about perceived injustices in the Cup was too tedious for words.
Top hate figure at another club? They all beat us, so it's hard to differentiate. Oh, OK, Andy Johnson. Just get up, man.
TOP FIVE BEST OPPOSITION PLAYERS
1 Drogba (Chelsea); 2 Crouch (Liverpool); 3 Rooney (Everton); 4 Gilberto (Arsenal); 5 Arteta (Everton
WEST HAM
TIM CONLAN
Observer reader
How was your season? The last four seasons have been nuts, but this one topped the lot. Two stunning signings, and pear-shaped from then on. The other signings were legal but awful: Pantsil was pants, Tyrone Mears looked lost and Lee Bowyer was just Lee bloody Bowyer.
Happy with the gaffer? Nobody can explain the mess that we got into, but it started with Pardew and Curbishley has nearly got us out of it. But Nigel Quashie? I ask you. Not only that, but a major part of the revival is down to Carlos Tevez and Mark Noble, two players who Curbs refused to pick for ages. And Mascherano isn't good enough for us, but is good enough for a Champions League final?
Who were the stars – and who flopped?
Tevez, Noble and Lucas Neill. Flops? Bowyer in every game, Ferdinand and Harewood for three-quarters of the season, and anyone who played right-back.
Who were the best, and worst, away fans? Best away fans by far were Brighton – sung their hearts out non-stop. Best in the Prem were Portsmouth.
Top hate figure at another club? Shaun Wright-Phillips. Put Dean Ashton out for the season and then scored two goals against us. If we go down we should sue him for 60 million quid.
TOP FIVE BEST OPPOSITION PLAYERS
1 Mascherano (Liverpool); 2 J Cole (Chelsea); 3 Carrick (Man Utd); 4 Ferdinand (Man Utd); 5 James (Portsmouth)
WIGAN
PAUL FARRINGTON
Wiganer.net
How was your season? Ask me tonight! I'm not feeling optimistic – we can't seem to score and Sheffield United are known for battling. There is, of course the West Ham saga to hang on to and, yes, they should have been docked points, but when it comes down to it our total of 35 points isn't enough and we only have ourselves to blame.
Happy with the gaffer? Yes. He has his doubters, but I feel he's the man to take this club forward. Nobody complained at the signings he made in the summer, although Bullard, Roberts and Kavanagh shouldn't have been allowed to leave. I do think he should have recognised that our centre-backs must be the oldest and slowest in all four divisions, though.
Who were the stars – and who flopped?
Emile Heskey and Emmerson Boyce shone, but Henri Camara has been a joke and many of the new lads failed to settle, with Landzaat, Hall and Haestad all making a mess of the Premiership.
Who were the best, and worst, away fans? Best have to be Newcastle. Worst were Everton by far. Some of the stories our fans had after their visit were disgraceful.
Top hate figure at another club?
Hate is such a strong word, but I strongly dislike 'super-agents' like Pini Zahavi who suck money out of the game.
TOP FIVE BEST OPPOSITION PLAYERS
1 Tevez (West Ham); 2 Ronaldo (Man Utd); 3 Drogba (Chelsea); 4 Lita/Doyle (Reading); 5 James (Portsmouth)