Royal JellyrabidbeeRoyal Jelly Sorry to get technical here, but its incorrect to say that the English owned parts of france, or (as some would have you beleive) that the English Monarch has a claim to the french thrown, as it was actually the Normans who invaded and took over England.
If anything the current British head of state come from a line of monarchs who can tenuously be traced back to being French (with a large helping of German recently), so we're still be run by France (sorry spacey).
I've run out of essays to fail, so I'll mark your work instead.
The English/British monarchs claimed the French throne from the 14th century, and only dropped the claim in the reign of George III (when it was a little embarrassing because we were sheltering the exiled French "king", Louis XVII. The claim has nothing to do with the Norman conquest; rather, it depended on differing interpretations of the French laws of succession (although Edward III was really just looking for a fight, anyway). And the last "Frenchman" to take the English throne was Henry II, in the 12th century; just how long to does your family have to live here to be naturalised?! (We're straying into Daily Mail territory again!)
surely by the point the English Monarchs claimed the throne the whole ruling class was French anyway, and most of them spoke the language.
Either way, can't you just go along with it to upset Spacey, as he's clearly Raci.... erm, I mean xenophobic.
No he can't because you were clearly wrong in the first place. Moron.