Utter trash - the WWW.FOOTBALL-RUMOURS.CO.UK thread

[Coppelled Streets]

Spotted on Saturday afternoon in the Madejski Millenium Hotel was Nick Hammond (DOB), David Healy and two other gentleman.
This will please Alan Partridge!

[Franchise FC]

Just noticed on this site that we will be getting £5.8m for Hunty, but then get Nugent for £4m.

[Alan Partridge]

Spotted on Saturday afternoon in the Madejski Millenium Hotel was Nick Hammond (DOB), David Healy and two other gentleman.
This will please Alan Partridge!

Good player, not needed here but he'll be good at Fulham or someone like that.

[Coppelled Streets]

Spotted on Saturday afternoon in the Madejski Millenium Hotel was Nick Hammond (DOB), David Healy and two other gentleman.
This will please Alan Partridge!

Good player, not needed here but he'll be good at Fulham or someone like that.

My was because someone here must have seen you sticking up for Healy and sent that in, with your user name.

[Alan Partridge]

Spotted on Saturday afternoon in the Madejski Millenium Hotel was Nick Hammond (DOB), David Healy and two other gentleman.
This will please Alan Partridge!

Good player, not needed here but he'll be good at Fulham or someone like that.

My was because someone here must have seen you sticking up for Healy and sent that in, with your user name.

Either that or it's something the person on this thread added?

[brendywendy]

its on the football runmours website

you are cyber-famous

[Coppelled Streets]

Spotted on Saturday afternoon in the Madejski Millenium Hotel was Nick Hammond (DOB), David Healy and two other gentleman.
This will please Alan Partridge!

Good player, not needed here but he'll be good at Fulham or someone like that.

My was because someone here must have seen you sticking up for Healy and sent that in, with your user name.

Either that or it's something the person on this thread added?

Well obviously. Unless they mean the fictional DJ himself.

[Alan Partridge]

Spotted on Saturday afternoon in the Madejski Millenium Hotel was Nick Hammond (DOB), David Healy and two other gentleman.
This will please Alan Partridge!

Good player, not needed here but he'll be good at Fulham or someone like that.

My was because someone here must have seen you sticking up for Healy and sent that in, with your user name.

Either that or it's something the person on this thread added?

Well obviously. Unless they mean the fictional DJ himself.

I mean in his post

He mentions a few things like 'where do they get these numbers from' I don't see it on that lump of shit website

[Alan Partridge]

ahh tis at the bottom

[Coppelled Streets]

Oh ho, I see. No.

[brendywendy]

Mexican striker Carlos Vela will leave Arsenal this summer to join Reading on loan for the season.

a new one just added

[Alan Partridge]

I'm going to put one on there

[JimmytheJim]

This one is true, I really hope it makes it past their review panel, because the world needs to know my story:

Whilst in the parking lot at the Madejski Stadium getting adventurous with my grandfather in the back-seat of my wife's car, I spotted Stan Collymore leaving the ground with a huge placard nailed to his head that read: "Reading to sign Tom Huddlestone for £3m". I released my grandfather from my grasp and rushed towards Collymore to have a word, but he wouldn't talk to me until I put my trousers back on, and I'd unfortunately left them in the car.

[From Despair To Where?]

. He recntly sent Steve Leatherborrow to go to see Joao Moutinho of sporting in what could be the shock transfer of the summer.

Does Steve Leatherbarrow exist other than on Championship Manager?

[brendywendy]

[i]I am good friends with the agent of Reading player Nicky Shorey. His name is Alan Seery and he has told me that several clubs are interested in Nicky's services next year. Following his departure to any of the following clubs: Man City, Newcastle, Portsmouth, you can expect Reading to struggle next year following the loss of Steve Sidwell already. Alan has told Nicky that he must jump ship as soon as possible. ??????why?

I hear Reading are keeping their relationship with MLS as strong as ever. Steve Coppell is still very keen to bring Eddie Johnson to Berkshire.
Steve Coppell is also believed to be keen on bringing Freddie Adu to Reading after his stint in Germany.
And one potential surprise signing is that young central midfielder Jamie Hinton is to be offered a contract after impressing on trial.

Readings Seol ki–hyeon to join Aston Villa for 3.4 million!!!!

was going to say snap yr hand off, but could we actually replace him for 3 mill?

Arsenal are considering making an £11m bid for Reading striker Leroy Lita. i would snap your entire right side off for that

Spanish defender Cesar Arzo will move to Reading for £3.5m

River Plate's left back Christian Villagra is a target for Reading. The English club have already had a bid of £2m pounds rejected. [/i]


well thats todays tosh for you

enjoy

[The whole year inn]

Who comes up with these?!

[donface]

And one potential surprise signing is that young central midfielder Jamie Hinton is to be offered a contract after impressing on trial.

[AbovetheI]

And his brother Adolf Hinton is having his medical at Hertha Berlin this afternoon.

[a royal called morty]

Who comes up with these?!

Anybody, people who are bored, people who want a laugh. Ive made some up and sent them in before, they will put any crap on there.

[a royal called morty]

[i]I am good friends with the agent of Reading player Nicky Shorey. His name is Alan Seery and he has told me that several clubs are interested in Nicky's services next year. Following his departure to any of the following clubs: Man City, Newcastle, Portsmouth, you can expect Reading to struggle next year following the loss of Steve Sidwell already. Alan has told Nicky that he must jump ship as soon as possible. ??????why?

I hear Reading are keeping their relationship with MLS as strong as ever. Steve Coppell is still very keen to bring Eddie Johnson to Berkshire.
Steve Coppell is also believed to be keen on bringing Freddie Adu to Reading after his stint in Germany.
And one potential surprise signing is that young central midfielder Jamie Hinton is to be offered a contract after impressing on trial.

Readings Seol ki–hyeon to join Aston Villa for 3.4 million!!!!
was going to say snap yr hand off, but could we actually replace him for 3 mill?

Arsenal are considering making an £11m bid for Reading striker Leroy Lita. i would snap your entire right side off for that

Spanish defender Cesar Arzo will move to Reading for £3.5m

River Plate's left back Christian Villagra is a target for Reading. The English club have already had a bid of £2m pounds rejected. [/i]


well thats todays tosh for you

enjoy

Te one about seol is definately a load of shit, i made it up and sent it in, god these people will put anything on that site.