Chants for West Ham

seahawk10 · by **seahawk10** » 01 Sep 2007 08:57

g had a dream where we wound up losing 7-0 to West Ham. The good news is, his predictions are crap and usually go the other way. But if by chance we get spanked to the tune of 5 or 6 to nil here is a chant to ease the pain:

So this is how it feels to be West Ham
This is how it feels to be small
This is how it feels when you can't score nothing at all,
nothing at all, nothing at all...

Irvinchangeyaname · by **Irvinchangeyaname** » 01 Sep 2007 09:11

A rendition of 'You're not fit to wear the shirts' is needed when we're stuffing them again.

glass half full · by **glass half full** » 01 Sep 2007 09:23

mini _dariusz you lot are pathetic

LA LA LA LA!

notloyalenuffroyal · by **notloyalenuffroyal** » 01 Sep 2007 09:43

Kieron Dyer What a bargain What a bargain!!!!

Behindu · by **Behindu** » 01 Sep 2007 09:46

'Where's your* Tevez gone ?

* 'your' meaning that you owned his player registration as opposed to his economic rights'

Not sure it scans very well though...

glass half full · by **glass half full** » 01 Sep 2007 09:53

After Marcus brings off a great save:

You must be Green with envy

PREMIERSHIP_ROYAL · by **PREMIERSHIP_ROYAL** » 01 Sep 2007 10:20

notloyalenuffroyal Kieron Dyer What a bargain What a bargain!!!!

how much did you waste on that how much? meaning almost their whole 1st team

who has nicky shorey who has nicky shorey la la la

EASTENDER MARKY · by **EASTENDER MARKY** » 01 Sep 2007 10:55

Who put the ball in the West Hams net?
Who put the ball in the West Hams net?
Who put the ball in the West Hams net?
Half of fcuking Reading...

Half of fcuking Reading,
Half of fcuking Reading,
Who put the ball in the West Hams net?
Half of fcuking Reading.

Reading till he dies,
He's Reading till he dies,
He knows he is,
He's SHOREY is,
He's Reading till he dies.

Geekins · by **Geekins** » 01 Sep 2007 11:07

Always look on the bright side of life, do do, da do do do do do

fester_royal_blue · by **fester_royal_blue** » 01 Sep 2007 11:31

Reading till he dies,
He's Reading till he dies,
He knows he is,
He's SHOREY is,
He's Reading till he dies.

quite like that one, suble... plus the dyer bargin one... all i need now is to wake up y22 into singing...

Alan Partridge · by **Alan Partridge** » 01 Sep 2007 11:48

Compo - DUMP

Arthur

Alan Partridge · by **Alan Partridge** » 01 Sep 2007 11:49

Conga - cos you're team are shit

Good luck Ding today.

Compo's Hat · by **Compo's Hat** » 01 Sep 2007 12:17

Alan Partridge Compo - DUMP

Arthur

Yes it was your chant, not mine

mini _dariusz · by **mini _dariusz** » 01 Sep 2007 12:33

look at all you mugs, how pathetic do you look and sound when you are obsessed with singing about the opposition.

Alan Partridge · by **Alan Partridge** » 01 Sep 2007 12:38

mini _dariusz look at all you mugs, how pathetic do you look and sound when you are obsessed with singing about the opposition.

Almost as pathetic as getting wound up by it

Fat Leather Jacket · by **Fat Leather Jacket** » 01 Sep 2007 12:40

Indeed

mini _dariusz · by **mini _dariusz** » 01 Sep 2007 12:40

No more wound up mate, i dont go anymore cos it's pathetic.

powellyboi · by **powellyboi** » 01 Sep 2007 12:59

mini _dariusz No more wound up mate, i dont go anymore cos it's pathetic.

I agree - sitting in silence would be much more fun!

Its a mugs game.

higher · by **higher** » 01 Sep 2007 13:07

Your forever blowing money Eggys money in the air
You cockney scum you cheat and lie
Shoreys here until we die
Weve shopped well in Iceland Gunnar and Ingi too
Your forever blowing Money.. Eggys money in the air

Altogether now.... Repeat ad nauseam

mini _dariusz · by **mini _dariusz** » 01 Sep 2007 13:09

powellyboi
mini _dariusz No more wound up mate, i dont go anymore cos it's pathetic.

I agree - sitting in silence would be much more fun!

Its a mugs game.

Of course, sitting in silence or berate the opposition. There's no such thing as backing your own team at Reading FC

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