BBC Berks Sportsweek Fri 5 Oct

Barry the bird boggler · by **Barry the bird boggler** » 03 Oct 2007 17:13

Royal Lady Dear Steve

Ignore any questions from Barry The Bird Boggler as he doesn't even realise that we are, in fact, playing our game against Derby on SUNDAY.

Yours a pedantic old woman.

Thankyou pedant, I feel suitably

and have edited my misdemeanour

premiership_bound · by **premiership_bound** » 03 Oct 2007 19:36

Dear Steve

William Anderson, Eric Sweeney, John Gidman , Albert Kinsey, Wayne Rooney, Alfred Schofield & Louis Antonio Page all have something in common with you. Do you know what it is?

You watch the first half of the games from the directors box. Does this give you a better insight into the game allowing you to make changes at half time. If so, please stop as we are rubbish in the second half.

Does Wally sometimes scare you?

Yours sincerley

Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvim John Kenneth Loyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor Willian Xerxes Yancy Zeus

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Upper West Ginger · by **Upper West Ginger** » 03 Oct 2007 23:40

Dear Steve,

Which member of the cast of Thunderbirds is your favourite?

__________________________________________________

Why does it always take you 75 minutes to work out which tactical substitutions to make?

__________________________________________________

Jeff in Rugby

Riseley · by **Riseley** » 04 Oct 2007 09:57

Dear Steve,
I am thinking of having a special theme day to piss off both the players and the supporters. As Sidwell has now left do you think having another go at ginger people is a good idea?

Yours
Adolf Hinton

cheeryoleary · by **cheeryoleary** » 04 Oct 2007 10:04

Steve,

Did you know that an anagram of SECOND SEASON SYNDROME is

NO MONEY, DESCEND, SOR ASS

Chin up then!
Cheery

p.s. Any chance of an autograph?

Barry the bird boggler · by **Barry the bird boggler** » 04 Oct 2007 10:35

Dear Steve

Are you waiting for any important post, if so please be aware that the posties have all gone on strike effectively ruling out any chance of delivery being made until next Wednesday.

So if you're planning that sudden move for an out of contract player for Sunday's game please remember to fax or courier the registration details to the FA.

Regards
Patrick in Greendale via cat vomit.

Vision · by **Vision** » 04 Oct 2007 10:57

Dear Steve,

What were you really looking for when you googled "Swedish" & "Physiotherapy" on the interweb?

Oh and don't give me any nonsense about achilles treatments, we're both men of the World.

Regards
Sven
Manchester.

Ollie · by **Ollie** » 04 Oct 2007 12:58

As per other thread, Coppell is now a definite so please do leave your questions here. Alternatively call 0845 900 1041 from 6pm on Friday, or text 07786 202 303.

Forbury Lion · by **Forbury Lion** » 04 Oct 2007 13:33

Wine gums or wurthers originals?

Regards
James Harper, Reading.

Steve
Do you ever switch off when watching football on tv or are you always in scouting mode? Which leagues do you watch
Regards
Kevin Webster, Weatherfield.

Steve
Do you read all your fan mail personally? Have you had any helpfull advice from fans recently?
Regards
Neil Warnock, Sheffield

Geekins · by **Geekins** » 04 Oct 2007 13:44

Steve,

How many fingers am i holding up

Regards
Edward Scissorhands

Geekins · by **Geekins** » 04 Oct 2007 13:45

Steve,

Is your boss sh*gging Cilla Black?

Regards
Paul O'Grady

Rawlie19 · by **Rawlie19** » 04 Oct 2007 15:17

Barry the bird boggler Dear Mr Coppell

Thankyou for agreeing to join Timothy on his radio show in what must be a very difficult period for you.

We all appreciate you taking an hour or so of your valuable time to answer our questions and help lift us all for what is going to be an important game on Sunday (not that they all aren't important of course).

With this in mind please find below a list of queries from myself all of which avoid the words "second", "season" and "syndrome" and any allusions that could be derived from the use of these words together in the same sentence.

1. How surprised or upset have you been by the players performances this season?
2. Do you feel that perhaps the performance of the management team has also been not up to the standards set in recent seasons?
3. If you had a TARDIS and could go back to July 2007 what decision - if any - would you change?
4. Do you feel you've learnt more about the squad in recent weeks than you had in the previous couple of years?
5. If you could change 3 things about the game what would they be?

Yours sincerley
Barry the Bird Boggler

PS - If we survive this season do you think we'll be able to avoid the Terror of the Third Term?

You used the word 'Season' 3 times after saying you weren't going to at all, and the first 2 questions had it! Sort it aaaaahhhhhtttt!!

cheeryoleary · by **cheeryoleary** » 04 Oct 2007 17:28

Steve,

Did you know that an anagram of BEST MANAGER EVER is BRAVE AGREEMENTS

What is the bestest BRAVE AGREEMENT you have made whilst being the BEST MANAGER EVER?

Cheers then
Cheery

AthleticoSpizz · by **AthleticoSpizz** » 04 Oct 2007 17:32

Steve

Over the years (and given the clubs that you have managed) what would be your definition of "a fickle fan".

From

"sometimes ashamed to be associated with some of our fans"
Mick from Coley

Forbury Lion · by **Forbury Lion** » 04 Oct 2007 17:33

Steve

Colin from Sheffield claims he entered your office to be confronted by Wally Downs sat in your chair naked from the waste down playing with himself...... Were you aware of this at the time, Has the chair been disinfected of thrown on the furnace?

Regards
Spacey from Exeter

cheeryoleary · by **cheeryoleary** » 04 Oct 2007 17:42

Forbury Lion Steve

Colin from Sheffield claims he entered your orifice to be confronted by Wally Downs sat in your chair naked from the waste down playing with himself...... Were you aware of this at the time, Has the chair been disinfected of thrown on the furnace?

Regards
Spacey from Exeter

bassavage · by **bassavage** » 04 Oct 2007 19:21

Steve

My team for Sunday would be Hahnemann, Rosenior, Bikey, Sonko, Shorey, Convey, Fae, Harper, Hunt, Kitson and Lita. Will your team be any different from mine?

Has a two year contract instead of your usual one year contract made any difference to our season?

In your first spell as Crystal Palace manager you resigned when they were relegated from the Premiership. If we were relegated this season (which I personally don't think we will, we are far better than at least 5 or 6 teams), would you do the same?

What was the situation with Shaun Goater in the 2004-2005 season? At the time I coiuldn't believe it as I thought we would have made the play-offs that year if he had played more.

Can you bring back Bas Savage? A lethal finisher from 2 yards out, and he would make everyone laugh with his moonwalking. Did he ever do his moonwalking in training?

Cheers Steve

Dave

Cheers

AbovetheI · by **AbovetheI** » 04 Oct 2007 23:58

Hello Stephen.

Who is the manager in the Premiership who gives the most banter at post match meals?

Are you going to miss Jose MourihÃ±o?

Yours,

Stephen Talker from Coley

Message sent via a post card from the Costa del Sol.

Barry the bird boggler · by **Barry the bird boggler** » 05 Oct 2007 10:14

Rawlie19
Barry the bird boggler Dear Mr Coppell

Thankyou for agreeing to join Timothy on his radio show in what must be a very difficult period for you.

We all appreciate you taking an hour or so of your valuable time to answer our questions and help lift us all for what is going to be an important game on Sunday (not that they all aren't important of course).

With this in mind please find below a list of queries from myself all of which avoid the words "second", "season" and "syndrome" and any allusions that could be derived from the use of these words together in the same sentence.

1. How surprised or upset have you been by the players performances this season?
2. Do you feel that perhaps the performance of the management team has also been not up to the standards set in recent seasons?
3. If you had a TARDIS and could go back to July 2007 what decision - if any - would you change?
4. Do you feel you've learnt more about the squad in recent weeks than you had in the previous couple of years?
5. If you could change 3 things about the game what would they be?

Yours sincerley
Barry the Bird Boggler

PS - If we survive this season do you think we'll be able to avoid the Terror of the Third Term?

You used the word 'Season' 3 times after saying you weren't going to at all, and the first 2 questions had it! Sort it aaaaahhhhhtttt!!

Sorted

cheeryoleary · by **cheeryoleary** » 05 Oct 2007 11:21

Steve,

When preparing dinner for your missus, do you apply herbs and or spices to the meat, seal it, then forget you have applied said herbs and or spices before applying some more before serving?

If so, I suggest that you have second season syndrome.

Cheers then
Cheery

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