Bill Oddie

Joe · by **Joe** » 09 Oct 2007 18:54

Ok, in my old age of 21 am trying to remeber the song any chance of some help?

Bill Oddie Bill Oddie Rub your beard all over my body
Bill Oddie Bill Oddie Rub your beard all over my body

but i'm sure there are other verses one i'm sure is about bin laden

most comments greatfully recieved

handbags_harris · by **handbags_harris** » 09 Oct 2007 19:08

Bin Laden, Bin Laden, Rub your beard all over my garden

Dean Morgan, Dean Morgan, rub your beard all over my organ

That's two to start you off.

Coppelled Streets · by **Coppelled Streets** » 09 Oct 2007 19:13

Ken Doddy, Ken Doddy, rub your brush all over my body.

Kevin Doyle, Kevin Doyle, rub your balls all over my boil.

Tart Man · by **Tart Man** » 09 Oct 2007 19:52

Matt Kelly, Matt Kelly, rub your beard all over my belly.

Jermain Jenas, Jermain jenas, rub your beard all over my....

Katie Marsden · by **Katie Marsden** » 09 Oct 2007 19:54

Paul Scholes, Paul Scholes, rub your beard all over my holes..

handbags_harris · by **handbags_harris** » 09 Oct 2007 19:55

We're moving, we're moving, traffic situation's improving.

Oh gurney, oh Gurney, good to see your name on our journey (to be sung when driving past Gurney's of Benson).

Sharpy · by **Sharpy** » 09 Oct 2007 20:00

Sharp Shooter Sharp Shooter
Make sure you wear protection on your hooter

AndyRFC · by **AndyRFC** » 09 Oct 2007 20:22

Sharpy Sharp Shooter Sharp Shooter
Make sure you wear protection on your hooter

thefruits · by **thefruits** » 09 Oct 2007 20:27

I seem to remember being in the away end at Fratton Park and us singing something about McKeever and Beaver.. but I could be wrong

The_Cat · by **The_Cat** » 09 Oct 2007 20:55

Claire Balding, Claire Balding,
That's a rubbish piece of scaffolding.

Tredder · by **Tredder** » 09 Oct 2007 21:34

Dave Blunkett Dave Blunkett..rub your beard all over my drumkit.

Ian Royal · by **Ian Royal** » 09 Oct 2007 21:45

Tredder Dave Blunkett Dave Blunkett..rub your beard all over my drumkit.

Tredder 10, tredder 10. fcuk off HNA again!

EDIT: THat was so crap! I seem to be turning into Jay, someone please kill me before it gets worse.

Cookie · by **Cookie** » 09 Oct 2007 21:47

James Blunt James Blunt
rub . . . . . . . . .

Er perhaps not.

mattmartin89 · by **mattmartin89** » 09 Oct 2007 21:55

Or perhaps Stephen Hunt?

mattmartin89 · by **mattmartin89** » 09 Oct 2007 21:57

Ron Grant, Ron Grant..Rub ur n*b all over my aunt!

Einstein agogo · by **Einstein agogo** » 10 Oct 2007 08:36

oh murty oh murty
lick on my tit and make me feel dirty

oh lita oh lita
puts on a frock
and calls himself rita

Mad Dog's Ghost · by **Mad Dog's Ghost** » 10 Oct 2007 11:48

Sam Janus, Sam Janus ...

Bacon Double Cheese · by **Bacon Double Cheese** » 10 Oct 2007 11:52

Dan Mellish, Dan Mellish
Rub your beard all over my relish.

(And he did

)

Gregster · by **Gregster** » 10 Oct 2007 11:53

Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris
Rub your beard all over my doris

madstadblues · by **madstadblues** » 10 Oct 2007 12:00

Rolf Harris, Rolf Harris
Rub your beard all over my 'Arris

Kate Winslet, Kate Winslet
Rub your beard all over my gym slip.....

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