by Dr Hfuhruhurr »
14 Nov 2007 11:57
Huntley & Palmer readingbedding Am I the only person that has zero interaction with Stewards?
Nope, never had to speak to one in my life in the North and have enjoyed myself as much as any of the other fans in the East Stand that feel they need to gesticulate to the away fans
Thats not quite true though, is it - Ive seen you more than once bantering with Clive!! Which we all do - thats why he's there.
I often say hello to the steward on the way in because he sold me a Toots and The Maytals album once and the least I can do is say 'hello'. Apart from that, despite being the usual loud, slightly drunk, annoying and tiresome football fan like the rest, Im not surrounded by despots who flinch at a man standing up and occassionally swearing. [Then again, despite being loud and annoying, Im in no way looking for trouble]
The nearest Ive got is being told to sit down by a nineteen year old, but there is a part of my brain that really objects to being told what to do by teenagers, so I refused and he got the Police, not realising that i hate being told what to do by Police even more. I eventually relented, because the WPC was quite cute.
I dont think this happened at Reading, so Im not sure what my point is.
Ive also got home from a game to find I had a stanley knife in my bag!