Inevitabilities for Saturday

Jerry St Clair · by **Jerry St Clair** » 18 Jan 2008 07:13

1. Ronaldo will be booed.

2. The first sniff of him falling on his arse will be met with a chant of "Divers" from the 4 people in the East Stand who still think it's funny and original.

3. "We support our local team"

4. 2,400 Man Utd fans will stand throughout the game. None will be ejected.

5. Twenty Reading fans at the back of the East will stand, blocking no-one's view. They will be threatened with summary execution.

6. Back The Boys won't even bother bringing the Tom Hark cd.

What have I missed?

Rawlie19 · by **Rawlie19** » 18 Jan 2008 07:16

7. "Worse than Graham Poll, you're worse than Graham Poll...blah blah"

8. "You don't know what you're doing"

9. "Horray!!!" (when we finally win a corner in the 78th minute)

10. "And here's the team for Reading: In goal ...... blah blah
...... number 6, Brynjar Gunnarsson!"

PieEater · by **PieEater** » 18 Jan 2008 08:27

11. We will lose

West Stand Flash · by **West Stand Flash** » 18 Jan 2008 08:46

12. Someone who sits in front of WSF will turn round & get annoyed with my negative advise to Steve Coppell

Wycombe Royal · by **Wycombe Royal** » 18 Jan 2008 08:49

13. We'll concede a penalty

dennis nelson · by **dennis nelson** » 18 Jan 2008 08:52

Wycombe Royal 13. We'll concede a penalty

why is "superman" playing?

mitty · by **mitty** » 18 Jan 2008 08:53

14. I will turn to the bloke next to me and say " ideally we need 3 or 4 quality signings"

Vision · by **Vision** » 18 Jan 2008 08:56

15) Half of HNA will refuse to believe we'll get relegated

16) The other half of HNA will be certain we're doomed.

Zammo · by **Zammo** » 18 Jan 2008 09:00

17. I'll drink 5 pints pre-match. 1 pint at half-time and 1 pint in the Guineas post match.

Focher · by **Focher** » 18 Jan 2008 09:05

18- i will have to wait approx. 23 mins for a steak & kidney pie, despite there being 2 people in the queue

southbank1871 · by **southbank1871** » 18 Jan 2008 09:08

19. There will be some United fans in the home ends who won't try to hide this fact when they score. Lots of people will get very angry.

NWL Royal · by **NWL Royal** » 18 Jan 2008 09:10

19 - Bryn Gunnarsson will get a rating of 3 in the post match player ratings

NWL Royal · by **NWL Royal** » 18 Jan 2008 09:10

boll*x u beat me! ^ = 20**

Dirk Gently · by **Dirk Gently** » 18 Jan 2008 09:11

21. Quite a few people with Season Tickets won't know how to operate the card readers with then and also won't know where their Season Ticket seats are.

West Stand Flash · by **West Stand Flash** » 18 Jan 2008 09:11

22. The pre-match entertainment dude will again embarrass us by trying to get the crowds up for the game by getting each stand to yell Urz

God that is so so sad.....

Dirk Gently · by **Dirk Gently** » 18 Jan 2008 09:13

23. 95% of the photographers will be down at one end and will change ends at half time - only those from the Post & Chronicle will be ready for a Reading goal.

NWL Royal · by **NWL Royal** » 18 Jan 2008 09:18

24 - A chorus of "your support is f*kin shit" will be sung from the away end..

Dirk Gently · by **Dirk Gently** » 18 Jan 2008 09:21

25. The away end will sing more songs about Man City than they will about Man Utd.

West Stand Flash · by **West Stand Flash** » 18 Jan 2008 09:22

NWL Royal 24 - A chorus of "your support is f*kin shit" will be sung from the away end..

It's true tho TBH.

Rawlie19 · by **Rawlie19** » 18 Jan 2008 09:28

West Stand Flash
NWL Royal 24 - A chorus of "your support is f*kin shit" will be sung from the away end..

It's true tho TBH.

Only when directed to your seat.

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