Inevitabilities for Saturday

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by LWJ » 18 Jan 2008 14:12

68, when we kick off the ball will go back to shorey :(

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by floyd__streete » 18 Jan 2008 14:12

69. Chris Tarrant, Lenny Henry, Michael Parkinson, Cilla Black, Jean Michel Jarre and Pope Gregory IX will all be there, looking wretched.

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by Old Biscuitman » 18 Jan 2008 14:14

floyd__streete 69. Chris Tarrant, Lenny Henry, Michael Parkinson, Cilla Black, Jean Michel Jarre and Pope Gregory IX will all be there, looking wretched.


Don't you believe it. That bunch will see the funny side.

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by Rawlie19 » 18 Jan 2008 14:14

lowerwestjnr 68, when we kick off the ball will go back to shorey :(

6 times.

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by MarylandRoyal » 18 Jan 2008 14:14

RG30 I'll be bringing in as many drugs as possible into the ground :wink:


70. Unsanctioned, vigilante dog sniffers will catch you.


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by Rawlie19 » 18 Jan 2008 14:16

floyd__streete 69. Chris Tarrant, Lenny Henry, Michael Parkinson, Cilla Black, Jean Michel Jarre and Pope Gregory IX will all be there, looking wretched.

George Michael will be spotted wearing a Cossack fur hat and aviators.

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by Alan Partridge » 18 Jan 2008 14:17

71. Eamonn Holmes will do the Golden Gamble

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by g » 18 Jan 2008 14:19

72. Once the eighth unanswered goal goes in, pundits will start mentioning Ipswich Town's loss against United, because football only started in '92.

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by Isaac Hunt » 18 Jan 2008 14:27

73. we won’t be parading new signings Matt Taylor or James McFadden before kick-off despite them being done deal......oh, hang on.. :wink:


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by NWL Royal » 18 Jan 2008 14:27

74 - Bluie army will be clapped as the teams emerge from the tunnell

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by floyd__streete » 18 Jan 2008 14:28

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floyd__streete 69. Chris Tarrant, Lenny Henry, Michael Parkinson, Cilla Black, Jean Michel Jarre and Pope Gregory IX will all be there, looking wretched.


Don't you believe it. That bunch will see the funny side.


I have a deep mistrust of celebrity Reading fans; you know what, I don't actually think that Tarrant, Henry and Parkinson actually support Reading at all.

Who scored the winning goal against Orient in the Autowindscreen Shield in 1999/00, Chris?

From whom did we sign Borislav Mihaylov, Lenny?

Who was the last Reading player to score a hatrick in an away league fixture, Michael?


As far as I am concerned, the only credible celebrity RFC fans are Paul Black, Colin Bishop and Roger Titford.

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by M0J0 » 18 Jan 2008 14:29

RG30 I'll be bringing in as many drugs as possible into the ground :wink:


73 ?

I will spend the first half looking for "rg30" in order to score enough dope to nullify whatever is happening ,,,anywhere,,,,,,and the second half somewhere entirely different to anyplace i went to once and isnt it pretty and look over ,,,,there....mmmmm......night..... 8)

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by Old Biscuitman » 18 Jan 2008 14:32

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floyd__streete 69. Chris Tarrant, Lenny Henry, Michael Parkinson, Cilla Black, Jean Michel Jarre and Pope Gregory IX will all be there, looking wretched.


Don't you believe it. That bunch will see the funny side.


I have a deep mistrust of celebrity Reading fans; you know what, I don't actually think that Tarrant, Henry and Parkinson actually support Reading at all.

Who scored the winning goal against Orient in the Autowindscreen Shield in 1999/00, Chris?

From whom did we sign Borislav Mihaylov, Lenny?

Who was the last Reading player to score a hatrick in an away league fixture, Michael?


As far as I am concerned, the only credible celebrity RFC fans are Paul Black, Colin Bishop and Roger Titford.


I'm sure you're right. I have a deep distrust of most celebrities, claimants as Reading fans or otherwise.

Most of them are fans only of themselves.


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by g » 18 Jan 2008 14:32

75- Borislav Mikhailov will be at the ground after citing his excitement of seeing the new Wembley.

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by Katie Marsden » 18 Jan 2008 14:39

76.
Reading fans - we support our local team
United fans - you support a load of shit

Reading fans think in silence for 5 minutes while United sing he plays on the left etc

5 minutes of silence from Reading fans later

Reading fans - you only live around the corner
United fans - you've only come to see United

76.
Reading fans - we support our local team
United fans - you support a load of shit

Reading fans think in silence for 5 minutes while United sing he plays on the left etc

5 minutes of silence from Reading fans later

Reading fans - you only live around the corner
United fans - you've only come to see United


Reading fans - der der der der der

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by Rawlie19 » 18 Jan 2008 14:40

g 75- Borislav Mikhailov will be at the ground after citing his excitement of seeing the new Wembley.

He's just signed for Wembley FC after passing the magnificent stadium.

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by sucatraps » 18 Jan 2008 14:42

77. Some Reading fans prove Aussie's right about whinging poms!

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by When Hicks went up... » 18 Jan 2008 14:48

Katie Marsden 76.
Reading fans - we support our local team
United fans - you support a load of shit

Reading fans think in silence for 5 minutes while United sing he plays on the left etc

5 minutes of silence from Reading fans later

Reading fans - you only live around the corner
United fans - you've only come to see United

76.
Reading fans - we support our local team
United fans - you support a load of shit

Reading fans think in silence for 5 minutes while United sing he plays on the left etc

5 minutes of silence from Reading fans later

Reading fans - you only live around the corner
United fans - you've only come to see United


Reading fans - der der der der der


Ha. Ha. Ha. So true. Oooh I wish I was a United fan. They're just so brilliant. I get a little moist just thinking about them.

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by who are ya? » 18 Jan 2008 14:57

Really, after reading through all this, the majority of our fans are just embarrassing and we all know it.

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by Stranded » 18 Jan 2008 15:02

If you think about it all football fans are embarrassing:

I mean thousands of grown men/women paying shedloads of money to travel around the country to watch 22 men kick a bag of air around a park.

Not only that but they sing about how much they love these blokes who they've never met and have little to nothing in common with and then look to take the mick out of another set of men/women for doing the same thing but for a team that wear another colour shirt.

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