NO LONGER A RUMOUR: Jimmy Kebe SIGNS

[Rev Algenon Stickleback H]

I understand the rest but what exactly is a "stanard"?

it's what the french call a stundent

[Millsy]

I understand the rest but what exactly is a "stanard"?

it's what the french call a stundent

Thanks for the clarification. It's the one word I couldn't translate.

[Barry the bird boggler]

Perhaps we shouldn't get too excited, he's bound to just make up the numbers in the reserves anyway.

[mattmartin89]

i know its only jimmy kebab

but its nice to see a player really wanting to come here

thought marek looked particularly happy about his 1st appearance too
hopefully give th erest of the squad a boost too

Most players only want to come here as its the Premiership and we play Man U and Chelsea every year!

Spot on with that one!

Kebe said: “I thought that if Reading agreed terms with Lens, everything would be settled.

“When I went to see the Boulogne coach, I thought he would be happy for me and was going to let me go. I did not think it would go so far.

“I have always dreamed of going to England, this is an opportunity to play against Arsenal or Manchester United, to face players like Cristiano Ronaldo.

[West Stand Flash]

Apparently signing by the end of the week, but our hunt for a Premiership Defender has stalled. OH WHAT A SURPRISE.

[Tilehurst End]

i know its only jimmy kebab

but its nice to see a player really wanting to come here

thought marek looked particularly happy about his 1st appearance too
hopefully give th erest of the squad a boost too

Most players only want to come here as its the Premiership and we play Man U and Chelsea every year!

Spot on with that one!

Kebe said: “I thought that if Reading agreed terms with Lens, everything would be settled.

“When I went to see the Boulogne coach, I thought he would be happy for me and was going to let me go. I did not think it would go so far.

“I have always dreamed of going to England, this is an opportunity to play against Arsenal or Manchester United, to face players like Cristiano Ronaldo.

Think he should be told he's got to spend 6 months settling in and learning the language.

Not sure what to expect from a player who didn't make the squad of what looked a fairly average Mali side that struggled to beat a team, one of whose stars played for Accrington Stanley, and were obviously named from a personalized number plate.

[Tinrib]

Apparently signing by the end of the week, but our hunt for a Premiership Defender has stalled. OH WHAT A SURPRISE.

That could'nt be due to the fact that Cisse has put himself in the window for that position could it..?

....Or is that far too logical ...

[RoyalBlue]

Apparently signing by the end of the week, but our hunt for a Premiership Defender has stalled. OH WHAT A SURPRISE.

JM 'Why are you guys asking me to stump up £2.5M for him when you've got Cisse who is brilliant in that position?' !

[Woodcote Royal]

Apparently signing by the end of the week, but our hunt for a Premiership Defender has stalled. OH WHAT A SURPRISE.

That could'nt be due to the fact that Cisse has put himself in the window for that position could it..?

....Or is that far too logical ...

Of course

By the time everyone's back from Africa we'll be close to having a team of centre backs but we need more, and I mean NOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TFF]

He's on a sicknote

After having gone on strike, Kebe has now sent a letter via his doctor to say that he is too anxious and stressed out by his current situation to play, the French press revealed.

[Matt de K]

He should have got a note from his mum. It might have sounded more believable

[fozziebear]

I have heard that Jimmy Kebe was at the mad stad with Nicky Hammond and jon fern.
He should be a Reading player by the weekend.

[The whole year inn]

Does anyone actaully know where this guy plays?

This question is also directed at our management team

[Royal We]

Does anyone actaully know where this guy plays?

France, actaully.

[The whole year inn]

You don't know what position he plays, do you?

Seems you're not alone

[Stranded]

:D

You don't know what position he plays, do you?

Seems you're not alone

On the right or behind the strikers.

[Royalwaster]

And is he any good - I remember there were a few youtube vid's around for that Maltese guy who never happened, but what about Kebe?

[The whole year inn]

:D

You don't know what position he plays, do you?

Seems you're not alone

On the right or behind the strikers.

Could you supply the source of this information?

[brendywendy]

his middle name is boubou if that helps

[fruits]

I can´t bear much more of this.