I am bored at the moment and have therefore come to the conclusion that Mr Mad is swamped with the paperwork relating to transfer deals to bring Ronaldinho to his spiritual destiny and besides has no credit on his phone.
Here are a couple of ideas I have with their pros and cons - feel free to come forward with the individuals who you feel would be a good or bad match.
The Queen - This Royal appointment would make perfect sense in the Royal County. Her excellent organisational skills steadied the ship after Britain's relegation from Top Power status. She brought in players like Thatcher (Right Wing) Livingstone (Left Wing) and that golden boy Blair (Free role down the centre). Clearly has a head for a bargain (See Viz Profanisaurus). Has the spending power and not immune to having a flutter or making an investment. Would have the authority one thinks to educate Lita - certainly would not be amused by his tendency to lose his head but would at least show him that having a Corgi doesn't neccesarily cost shit loads in petrol.
The following passage has been taken from some fascist 'news'paper:
The Queen could blow out the candles on her 75th birthday cake last weekend, content in the knowledge that her fortune has risen by £25million this year to £300 million—pushing her up one place on the list to 105th. Even Her Majesty was not immune from dot.com mania, with investments in two small Internet ventures, both of which have proved disastrous. But the bulk of her investment income still derives from the relative safety of blue-chip companies.
Robson Walton - Owner of Walmart and could promote the profitability of the club by converting the dome into an out of town hypermarket. This may mean that matches will have to be switched to a time that would minimise congestion but an advantage would be that match tickets could enable the club to reduce the cost of parking to £8 and also of course the supermarket could serve as a creche facility for partners not wishing to watch a blade of grass move in the wind.
