1) If we go down, who would you like to get rid of?
and
2) If we go down, who do you think will actually leave?
Our laughable so-called Premier League strikers might see themselves as destined for better things than the CCC, but nobody in the Premier League would be mad enough to buy them.
Our Midfield might be purchased by some experimental physics laboratory, seeking to investigate the properties of vacuums and black holes, but otherwise I suspect there would be few takers.
Our defensive record speaks for itself. If you were a Reading defender trying to sell yourself, would "Not quite as bad as Derby" be a strong recommendation to employ?
The way I feel about our team at the moment, I'd happily feed most of them into a mincing machine and sell them as dog food.
The only bright side is that next season in the CCC we may see some of the youngsters get a first team game at last.
At what stage does "Coppell Out" lose its ironic status?
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