by Thou Voice »
09 May 2008 18:31
BALDING GUY SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO THOU VOICE
At 17:05 the final toss of the dice was thrown and Stephen Cockleshells threw his third double and went directly to the fizzy pop league.
The first dice throw as a simple draw that was good enough at Wigan. Although the cabbage patch field offered few challenges, Stephen's strikers offered fewer shots on goal during the epic encounter.
The second throw of the dice sent Stephen's team 1-0 down against a very weakened Tottenham side. Although Tottenham where playing out of formation it tragically took Stephen 60 minutes before he could find his voice and bring in fresh blood. At this point, it was all too late. Proceedings where finished when Reading legend, James Harper performed a death march around the pitch to the turn of Reading fans singing to Badal and Skinners Three Lions song...
We're going down,
We're going,
Readings going down...
No goals in the net,
These boots weren't meant for striking...
The final throw of the dice was at Derby. Reading valiantly fought against the worst club ever in the Premiership after narrowly beating them 1-0 earlier in the season. Although a victory was won, this was hampered by the fact that the defence had earlier in the season had more leaks in it then a siv after sometimes letting in over 5 goals during one match. Fulham who have strikers that can strike, won a simple 1-0 and stay in the Premiership.
After the match, Stephen Cockelshells said that he should have listened to Thou Voice and giving Lita away to Charlton when his strikers could not score just built on earlier misjudgements like being too loyal to certain players and lying to the fans about transfers. This season Stephen did manage to break one club record with a combination of stunning losses that allowed Reading to achieve a record breaking run of failures both at home and on the road.
What does the future hold? Stephen could only mumble and bumble his way through the answer but was sure that Thou Voice of HNA had the answers.