A comedy farmer writes ...

[T-Rex]

...from generally giggling at your relegation today despite a fine win against League Two side Derby, I was left to ponder a few things...

-Has your rubbish away support improved since we last saw all 500 of them happy clap their way to and from Home Park?
-Are you looking forward to 4000 Greens descending upon your rubbish town to watch Argyle take three points from you again?
-Have you ever touched yourself whilst thinking about Mickey Evans scoring at your home end?

Discuss...

[floyd__streete]

LOL @ teams who have never played in the top flight.

[Readingfanman]

Wasn't there 1500ish Reading fans there 2 years ago when Reading won 2-0 and Plymouth hardly had a chance?

Oh. There was?

I see.

[Alan Partridge]

Plymouth = Cornish club.

'Wee Taste' finish nowhere again. Stop wasting everyone's time and go back to League 2 where your utterly poxy club belongs.

[Horsham Royal]

Wasn't there 1500ish Reading fans there 2 years ago when Reading won 2-0 and Plymouth hardly had a chance?

Oh. There was?

I see.

Indeed.
So RFC 3 - 2 Argyle on aggregate if my sums are correct.

[savage 4 england]

I'm looking forward to playing the Bolton of the championship.

[Gav]

I actually quite like Argyle.

Them hitting the prem could be just what that glory hunting peninsular needs, with it's constant bickering between Liverpool, Man Utd and Chelsea fans.

They need to realise they do actually have their own teams in that neck of the woods, and they won't until one gets into the premier league.

[T-Rex]

Wasn't there 1500ish Reading fans there 2 years ago when Reading won 2-0 and Plymouth hardly had a chance?

Oh. There was?

I see.

1000, at a push. When you were top of the league by miles and unbeaten in yonks.

So lets see, both attendances were around 16k.

So thats...

Hmm....

on aggregate...

19k Argyle fans vs 13k Reading happy clappers

Bigger club...PAFC

[floyd__streete]

19k Argyle fans

[Darren Caskey's Dietician]

Wasn't there 1500ish Reading fans there 2 years ago when Reading won 2-0 and Plymouth hardly had a chance?

Oh. There was?

I see.

1000, at a push. When you were top of the league by miles and unbeaten in yonks.

So lets see, both attendances were around 16k.

So thats...

Hmm....

on aggregate...

19k Argyle fans vs 13k Reading happy clappers

Bigger club...PAFC

Yawn.

It never amazes me how pathetic some fans are. Bigger club my arse.

I look forward to the silence from you when we beat you home and away.

What makes you think the club would even dream of allocating you morons 4,000 seats? Dream on.

Enjoy another mediocre season going nowhere next year.

[Royal Family]

A big plus next season is playing shite like Derby & yourselves and thinking you're 'one of the better sides' - you make the likes of Bolton & Fulham look like giants ffs.

[floyd__streete]

I couldn't name one single Plymouth player to be honest. Paul Wooton or something perhaps? Steve Castle? Dwight Marshall, the black Sandi Toksvig? Paul Dalton? Is Peter Shilton still your manager? Do you still play in green? And what the f*ck is an Argyle? Is it like Devonian speak for Gargoyle and a reference to the populace of Plymouth? Absolutely delighted to have our Devon correspondant back; comedy gold, even he doesn't believe that Plymouth have 19,000 fans .

[T-Rex]

A big plus next season is playing shite like Derby & yourselves and thinking you're 'one of the better sides' - you make the likes of Bolton & Fulham look like giants ffs.

I think I quite enjoy this new 'big club' mentality that you lot seem to have.

Reminds me of Southampton.

[Stooper]

'big club' mentality that you lot seem to have

Pot this is kettle, kettle this is pot

[T-Rex]

I couldn't name one single Plymouth player to be honest. Paul Wooton or something perhaps? .

Wotton.

A club legend, captain and defender.

We got to a level where he wasn't quite good enough, so released him.

Perhaps if you'd done the same with your equivalent player (Murty), you'd still be punching two leagues above your weight in the Premiership.

Oh well, eh?

[savage 4 england]

I couldn't name one single Plymouth player to be honest. Paul Wooton or something perhaps? .

Wotton.

A club legend, captain and defender.

We got to a level where he wasn't quite good enough, so released him.

Perhaps if you'd done the same with your equivalent player (Murty), you'd still be punching two leagues above your weight in the Premiership.

Oh well, eh?

Ah well, you've still got some decent players in Norris and Ebanks-Blake.

[T-Rex]

I'm sure I'll be saying the same about Kitson and Doyle in a few months time.

[floyd__streete]

Perhaps if you'd done the same with your equivalent player (Murty), you'd still be punching two leagues above your weight in the Premiership.

Oh well, eh?

Perhaps, T Rex, perhaps. Perhaps if you mother hadn't had sexual intercourse with her brother she wouldn't have had a son as retarded as yourself. At the end of the day, I have enjoyed watching Reading with my 500 fellow supporters spend two seasons in a division which you will never see your team get close to playing in. The fact that such a tiny club like us can get there and you can't is surely a sad indictment on you. Still, well done on the 1984 FA Cup semi-final.

[savage 4 england]

I'm sure I'll be saying the same about Kitson and Doyle in a few months time.

Oh. We're going to sell them to rival clubs in the middle of a promotion push, without getting replacements in

[Cookie]

...from generally giggling at your relegation today despite a fine win against League Two side Derby, I was left to ponder a few things...

-Has your rubbish away support improved since we last saw all 500 of them happy clap their way to and from Home Park?
-Are you looking forward to 4000 Greens descending upon your rubbish town to watch Argyle take three points from you again?
-Have you ever touched yourself whilst thinking about Mickey Evans scoring at your home end?

Discuss...