A comedy farmer writes ...

[The whole year inn]

Exeter >>> Plymouth

[SirGarth]

Is that the Ply-mouth where they go cow tipping, drive tractors, eat pasties (the well off ones that is) and tend to marry their sisters? Or am I wrong?

Shouldnt they be in the League of Wales or something like that?

[Spudulika]

...from generally giggling at your relegation today despite a fine win against League Two side Derby, I was left to ponder a few things...

-Has your rubbish away support improved since we last saw all 500 of them happy clap their way to and from Home Park?
-Are you looking forward to 4000 Greens descending upon your rubbish town to watch Argyle take three points from you again?
-Have you ever touched yourself whilst thinking about Mickey Evans scoring at your home end?

Discuss...

I think you need to grow up mate.

[ellpryjon]

Exeter >>> Plymouth

Torquay>>>>Plymouth

[Kurtz]

...from generally giggling at your relegation today despite a fine win against League Two side Derby, I was left to ponder a few things...

-Has your rubbish away support improved since we last saw all 500 of them happy clap their way to and from Home Park?
-Are you looking forward to 4000 Greens descending upon your rubbish town to watch Argyle take three points from you again?
-Have you ever touched yourself whilst thinking about Mickey Evans scoring at your home end?

Discuss...

Translation: It's a gloriously sunny Sunday and I'm stuck at home on my own surfing other club's fan sites. Please talk to me.

[LUX]

Having to play Plymouth again really brings it home. FFS even Scunthorpe are bigger, and they're relegated.

[willz_royal]

It's times like this im glad you lot will be mutating from the background radiation down there in a few years time.

That or its in the genes. I cant imagine you lot would travel 3 hours to the first proper town to get your rocks off, when you could have your sister for free?

[papereyes]

I couldn't name one single Plymouth player to be honest. Paul Wooton or something perhaps? Steve Castle? Dwight Marshall, the black Sandi Toksvig? Paul Dalton? Is Peter Shilton still your manager? Do you still play in green? And what the f*ck is an Argyle? Is it like Devonian speak for Gargoyle and a reference to the populace of Plymouth? Absolutely delighted to have our Devon correspondant back; comedy gold, even he doesn't believe that Plymouth have 19,000 fans .

Peter Shilton?

[Fat Leather Jacket]

This thread is cheering me up already. What a tool.

[biscuitsrus]

...from generally giggling at your relegation today despite a fine win against League Two side Derby, I was left to ponder a few things...

-Has your rubbish away support improved since we last saw all 500 of them happy clap their way to and from Home Park?
-Are you looking forward to 4000 Greens descending upon your rubbish town to watch Argyle take three points from you again?
-Have you ever touched yourself whilst thinking about Mickey Evans scoring at your home end?

Discuss...

Take your hand off your cock whilst typing!

[brendywendy]

fans of a big club wouldnt have been so bothered by it to post on someone elses forum to mock

just shows how far weve come!

cant wait to stuff em next year, revenge for that 1st game 3 seasons back
always respected them, hope they go down now

[firstdivision]

Aah the mighty PAFC. I cant wait :*)

[gazzer, loyal royal]

oh Argyle, the team who bottle getting into the play-offs year after year. One decent player in Halmosi and that's it.

Oh well we just have to come down the another 1,800 fans this year. And for you saying we were top of the league for ages, we had only just gone top after an away win at Ipswich you janner little prick

[Alan Partridge]

You know you've been relegated when you have to play Plymouth *sighs*

[BanffshireRoyal]

cant wait to stuff em next year, revenge for that 1st game 3 seasons back

And for one of my childhood low points when they pipped us for promotion from 3rd South about 1950.

[sucatraps]

How and where IS Lee Hodges these days?

[ElmParker]

Hard not to feel that coming on a forum to gloat at someone else’s relegation is the kind of thing that only a bit of a c*nt would do.

[LUX]

you see TREX, we need a bit of cheering up at the moment, you know, a bit of a laugh, so could you please, WITH A STRAIGHT FACE, give us a list of all those 2007-08 Championship teams Plymouth are bigger than.

You may need more than one post in order to fit them all in.

Feel free.

[LoyalRoyal22]

Wasn't there 1500ish Reading fans there 2 years ago when Reading won 2-0 and Plymouth hardly had a chance?

Oh. There was?

I see.

1000, at a push. When you were top of the league by miles and unbeaten in yonks.

So lets see, both attendances were around 16k.

So thats...

Hmm....

on aggregate...

19k Argyle fans vs 13k Reading happy clappers

Bigger club...PAFC

HAHAHA. Bigger club, are you real. you state

[Alan Partridge]

you see TREX, we need a bit of cheering up at the moment, you know, a bit of a laugh, so could you please, WITH A STRAIGHT FACE, give us a list of all those 2007-08 Championship teams Plymouth are bigger than.

You may need more than one post in order to fit them all in.

Feel free.

Blackpo..no wait they've been in the top flight
Barns..hang on
Covent...hmm
Derb...*scratches head*
Maybe Ipswi...nope