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Worst opposition player seen

by earleyroyal » 16 May 2008 23:29

Similar vein to rhroyal's thread but which opposition player made you laugh most? Dodgy keeper, fat defender, useless striker?

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Re: Worst opposition player seen

by AthleticoSpizz » 16 May 2008 23:34

Frank Lampard........I guess

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Re: Worst opposition player seen

by Baines » 16 May 2008 23:40

Pascal Cygan in the league cup game at Highbury. The worst player I've seen play for a premiership club

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Re: Worst opposition player seen

by Alan Partridge » 16 May 2008 23:44

Nathan Abeey had a shocker for Luton against us when we duffed them 4-0, then had a blinder for Chesterfield when they turned us over 1-0.

I'd say for being consistently shit for 2 clubs against us my vote is for Tony Warner.

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by URZZZZZZZZ » 16 May 2008 23:45

Darren Carter for West Brom in 06 cup game. Worst performance ever!!

A close second was Molenaar's for Bradford against us in 2002.


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Re: Worst opposition player seen

by knobby_1871 » 17 May 2008 00:19

whole west sham team new years day last year ?

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Re: Worst opposition player seen

by RoyalBird » 17 May 2008 01:18

Alan Partridge Nathan Abeey had a shocker for Luton against us when we duffed them 4-0, then had a blinder for Chesterfield when they turned us over 1-0.


Didn't we chant at him 'Are you shaka in disguise' at that game? :lol:

Have to put Anton Ferdinand's performance up there in that 6-0 hammering we gave West Ham. Either that or Steve Sidwell's performance for Chelski against us last season. Soon as they subbed him off at half time, the game changed completely.

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Re: Worst opposition player seen

by Wax Jacket » 17 May 2008 02:04

this season i'd say Dwight Yorke

that we finished below the worst midfield I've ever seen (including Derby who at least scrapped at the home game) sums up all you need to know about harper

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Re: Worst opposition player seen

by jumpers for goalposts » 17 May 2008 02:13

This season I would say Jose Enrique in our home game against Newcastle. He was utter dump. Close second was Cacapa in the same game


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Re: Worst opposition player seen

by statto » 17 May 2008 09:09

Wasn't it Jeff Whitley who was comically bad and got sent off in two games is a row for Sunderland a few years back?

Honourable mentions for Wayne Thomas of Stoke who repeatedly fell over when faced with Rougier.

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by Uke » 17 May 2008 12:53

Ron Futcher

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by Jock Royal » 17 May 2008 13:12

One that stands out for me this season was Paul McShane Vs Sunderland at home. Simply awful. The white Titus Bramble!

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Re: Worst opposition player seen

by W&E Royal » 17 May 2008 13:48

Lee Dong Gook or whatever his name is for 'Boro. Also Steven Hunt......Shhh, i didn't really say that!!


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Re: Worst opposition player seen

by Wax Jacket » 17 May 2008 14:21

did Andy Hughes ever play against Reading at the Madejski :?:

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by fridays child » 17 May 2008 14:40

Wax Jacket did Andy Hughes ever play against Reading at the Madejski :?:


Yes for Norwich - Plastic

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by From Despair To Where? » 17 May 2008 15:02

fridays child
Wax Jacket did Andy Hughes ever play against Reading at the Madejski :?:


Yes for Norwich - Plastic


...and for Notts County the season before we signed him. He was shit that day as well and I remember wondering why the oxf*rd we were interested in him. Was on the wing but kept drifting inside, out of position. Hmmm!!!

Who could forget the two keepers Oxford had against us at the Manor when we won 3-1? Michel Kuipers and Richard Knight was it?

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Re: Worst opposition player seen

by Tutti Frutti » 17 May 2008 15:24

Ian Richardson. What a goal.

In the Premier, I remain amazed JS Park has a place in Sir Alex's squad.

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Re: Worst opposition player seen

by Tart Man » 17 May 2008 17:31

Kevin Francis, the Oxford United "freak"...

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Re: Worst opposition player seen

by Cookie » 17 May 2008 19:05

Tart Man Kevin Francis, the Oxford United "freak"...


How far back are we going?
If it's only this season my vote goes to Darren Moor

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Re: Worst opposition player seen

by AbovetheI » 17 May 2008 19:35

2 seasons ago, Gareth Barry. Glenn Little made him look amateur.

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