Song for Kebe

[rg6royal]

[to the tune of Chim-Chim-aney from Mary Poppins]

Jim Jim-a-nee
Jim Jim-a-nee
Jim Jim Kebe

He runs with ball
and he costs us f*ck all!

Jim Jim-a-nee
Jim Jim-a-nee
Jim Jim Kebe

We have to get that one going at Charlton!

[Streets]

Fat Bastard from Austin Powers:

"I want mah Kebe back, I want mah Kebe back, I want mah Kebe back...ribbed"

Very good

Ah want the Kebe.

[Drew_3]

someone last year came up with a cracker to the tune of ABBA - Gimme Gimme Gimme (A Man After Midnight)
had a line about boulogne wanting money but we gave them oxf*rd all

[kwik-silva]

Drew, I think this is what you were talking about:

showing my age (and the fact that despite the hype, the 70s charts were chock full of pap like now) but when I saw that opening line my first thought was Abba's gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight. Clearly I couldn't have been more wrong, which is a shame as that song could give you...

Kebe Kebe Kebe
Our man running the right
going past defenders
and crossing the ball
the club that he'd been loaned to
said we couldn't have him
Bologne wanted money
but we gave them f*** all


actually, so far those lyrics are more of a hope than an observation.


I've no idea about the linked song though. Doesn't really sound like a tune a crowd could sing.

quoted from: viewtopic.php?f=1&t=73246&p=1677142&hilit=Abba#p1677142

[loyalroyal4life]

There's only one Jimmy Kebe, One Jimmy Kebe!!

He Plays on the Left
He Plays on the right
That boy Jim Kebe
Makes Thierry look shite

Lol both those song are complete shit.Why labour remembering different songs for each player,just clap and say the player name over and over again.

because that is the way plastic supporters chant. we need chants for players at least seeing as though we cant even produce a club chant

[Seaside Royal]

[to the tune of Chim-Chim-aney from Mary Poppins]

Jim Jim-a-nee
Jim Jim-a-nee
Jim Jim Kebe

He runs with ball
and he costs us f*ck all!

Jim Jim-a-nee
Jim Jim-a-nee
Jim Jim Kebe

glad you like it lads... hope to hear it ringing out at the Valley ... URRRRRRRRRZZZZ

[madreadingfan]

oh jimmy kebe
the love of my life
oh jimmy kebe
your as fast as mice
oh jimmy kebe
you can dribble balls too

[chandog]

oh jimmy kebe
the love of my life
oh jimmy kebe
your as fast as mice
oh jimmy kebe
you can dribble balls too

WTF
Jimmy kebe is as fast as mice is he?
Why would you waste the energy in putting such a sh*t song on here?

[URZZZZZZZZ]

oh jimmy kebe
the love of my life
oh jimmy kebe
your as fast as mice
oh jimmy kebe
you can dribble balls too

WTF
Jimmy kebe is as fast as mice is he?
Why would you waste the energy in putting such a sh*t song on here?

[brendywendy]

oh jimmy kebe
the love of my life
oh jimmy kebe
your as fast as mice
oh jimmy kebe
you can dribble balls too

WTF
Jimmy kebe is as fast as mice is he?
Why would you waste the energy in putting such a sh*t song on here?

feck off thats brilliant!
im singing that at the palace game, on my own, obviously



why would you bother to reply to such a waste of time post anyway?

[chandog]

oh jimmy kebe
the love of my life
oh jimmy kebe
your as fast as mice
oh jimmy kebe
you can dribble balls too

WTF
Jimmy kebe is as fast as mice is he?
Why would you waste the energy in putting such a sh*t song on here?

feck off thats brilliant!
im singing that at the palace game, on my own, obviously



why would you bother to reply to such a waste of time post anyway?

To let the wonderful people on hobnob know my highly valuable opinions
Anymay i've got my own idea for a song:

Kebe sort him out,
kebe kebe sort him out

I think it works better with kebe instead of sonko

[watfordroyal]

From the Undertones

Little Stevie's boy
He wasn't very old
Though he was very tall
He'd play hot and cold

Jimmy Jimmy
Jimmy Jimmy - Oooh
Jimmy Jimmy
Poor little Jimmy give us a goal

He'd jink left and right
And cross for a head
But no-one ever understood
A single word he said

Jimmy Jimmy ...

Stevie's boy
Stevie's boy
Stevie's boy
Catch our Stevie's boy

Jimmy Jimmy ...

Now little Jimmy's gone
He's disappeared one day
The Valley didn't notice him
Because we're playing away

Jimmy Jimmy...

[HerefordRoyal]

From the Undertones

Jimmy Jimmy
Jimmy Jimmy - Oooh
Jimmy Jimmy
Poor little Jimmy give us a goal

Jimmy Jimmy...

::: unlurk :::

That's great, that. Even if it's just the chorus, over and over again, it's still great.

::: relurk :::

[AbovetheI]

Compo's rendition of "KEBE KEBE KEBE KEBE, wooooooaoaoh" In the tune of Ruby by the Kaiser Chiefs got some LOLs in Y25.

[Bill Oddie's Beard]

I think we should have a Rosie and Jim song for Rosenior and Kebe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN-HQqpZ3lg

Rosey and Jim, Rosey and Jim,
Running along down the right hand side...

Weak I know, but you get the idea.

[rhroyal]

He goes to the left
He goes to the rrrriiighhhhtttt
There's only one Jimmy Kebe
Makes Ronaldo look shite.

[JimmytheJim]

to guide me o thou great jehovah:

jimmy kebe, jimmy kebe,
you're not fit to wear a skirt
you're not fit to wear a skirt.

or, to hey jude:

na na na na-na-na na na-na-na na na na.

[Alan Partridge]

to guide me o thou great jehovah:

jimmy kebe, jimmy kebe,
you're not fit to wear a skirt
you're not fit to wear a skirt.

or, to hey jude:

na na na na-na-na na na-na-na na na na.

PAUL MCCARTNEY

[1960]

Toni Basil's hey Mickey:

Oh Jimmy you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind
Hey Jimmy
Hey Jimmy

[bottom left hand corner]

Toni Basil's hey Mickey:

Oh Jimmy you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind
Hey Jimmy
Hey Jimmy

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