Where's the Chris Armstrong Song thread?

[madreadingfan]

I'll start

he plays in defence
he plays in defenceeeeee
that boy chris
has got shorey replaced

its crap but its a start
GO!

[juanpablo]

united reject united reject whoa whoa

[joe999]

Stretchy *clap* *clap* *clap*
Stretchy *clap* *clap* *clap*
Stretchy *clap* *clap* *clap*

[The Rouge]

(The Hollies - He Ain't Heavy (he's my brother))

It's Chris Armstrong, defending is his concern
That leads us to where, who knows where.
But he's strong, strong enough to carry us (woh-oo-oh)
He ain't Shorey, he's Chris Armstrong.

[juanpablo]

(The Hollies - He Ain't Heavy (he's my brother))

It's Chris Armstrong, defending is his concern
That leads us to where, who knows where.
But he's strong, strong enough to carry us (woh-oo-oh)
He ain't Shorey, he's Chris Armstrong.

hmm but what about

hes a r m s t r o n g , hes a r m s t r o n g hes knows he is hes sure he is hes a r m s t r o n g

[g]

he is better than christ
he is better than christ
that boy chris armstrong
is really nice

[Mike Hunt]

(The Hollies - He Ain't Heavy (he's my brother))

It's Chris Armstrong, defending is his concern
That leads us to where, who knows where.
But he's strong, strong enough to carry us (woh-oo-oh)
He ain't Shorey, he's Chris Armstrong.

Love it!

[Cripple Creek]

His name is Chris
He came from a city called Sheffield
But he didn't play in midfield
Because he was a left back

[Handsome Man]

How about YMCA by the Village People - it has actions and everybody knows the words

[rg6royal]

To the tune of Tom Hark -

There was a man, called Chris Armstrong,
Steve spotted him, invite him along,
He plays in defence, replacement I see,
Nothing compared to David Mooney...

[PLASTIC PIG]

Give me an A....etc

[NWL Royal]

Chris armstrong WOAHHHH
chris armstrong WOAHHHH
he played for Warnocks scum,
he must be really dumb

[Stooper]

Stretch! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
(open to suggestions)
Stretch! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
(and again)

Obviously, to Queen's Flash Gordon.

[Row Z Royal]

Stretch! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
(open to suggestions)
Stretch! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
(and again)

Obviously, to Queen's Flash Gordon.

'twas my thought this morning.

[papereyes]

You need half the fans to do the "dung dung dung" throbbing guitar line in the back ground.

That'll look so manly, singing a queen song.

[Row Z Royal]

You need half the fans to do the "dung dung dung" throbbing guitar line in the back ground.

That'll look so manly, singing a queen song.

If he turns up firing dynamite and a laser beam, you'll be sorry.

[papereyes]

If he doesn't enter the stadium astride war rocket Ajax, I will be very disappointed.

[Drew_3]

Stretch! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
(open to suggestions)
Stretch! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
(and again)

Obviously, to Queen's Flash Gordon.

was thinking along these lines also,maybe

Stretch! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Savior of left
Stretch! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
(then im stumped for verse two)

[Alan Partridge]

(The Hollies - He Ain't Heavy (he's my brother))

It's Chris Armstrong, defending is his concern
That leads us to where, who knows where.
But he's strong, strong enough to carry us (woh-oo-oh)
He ain't Shorey, he's Chris Armstrong.

He aint Efe...He's his brother
His welfare is Pards concern, a burden is he...so on he goes....

[chilipepper91]

He's not Neil Armstrong, he didn't fly into space
He's not Stretch Armstrong, he doesn't have elastic limbs
He's not Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle Armstrong, otherwise known as pop singer Dido
He's Chris Armstrong
BOOM BOOM BOOM