Suggested New Song

[Blue and White Toucan]

[quote][ by Soul Man on 26 Aug 2008 21:26

Sadly too many songwriters and not enough singers - 106 106 is tops though!/quote]

So right with this comment.

A few clubs have true 'anthems' but all these little dittys just get lost amongst the general apathy that is I am afriad the 'Reading' way.

We have never been very vocal at home either at Mad house or Elm Park TBH, and it won't change.

Well maybe with 38,000 in it might

[SLAMMED]

to the tune of the conga!

DO DO DO, MAREK MATEJOVSKI,
DO DO DO, MAREK MATEJOVSKI!

Repeat Forever...

[Stuka]

"There's only one team in Reading"

-one league team anyway

[Ian Royal]

its sung on a regular basis by the three blokes behind me
every game.

it just cant be heard above the tumult of synchronised clapping

start singing it with them then
but my turn
the old nicky forster song

one jimmy, two jimmy, three jimmy kebe
three jimmy, two jimmy, one kimmy kebe
one jimmy, two jimmy, three jimmy kebe
OHHHHH jimmy kebe!!!

That only works if you count up until you reach his squad number. So it would have to be 10, which I'm pretty sure it isn't.

[kwik-silva]

None of these are gonna get sung...

[Handsome Man]

Coppell's in the basement
Mixing up the medicine
Im on the pavement
Thinking about the government
The man in the trench coat
Badge out, laid off
Says hes got a bad cough
Wants to get it paid off
Look out Doyle
Its somethin you did
God knows when
But youre doin it again
You better duck down the alley way
Lookin for a new friend
The man in the coon-skin cap
In the big pen
Wants eleven dollar bills
You only got ten

Graham Murty comes fleet foot
Face full of black soot
Talkin that the heat put
Plants in the bed but
The phones tapped anyway
Kebe says that many say
They must bust in early may
Orders from the d. a.
Look out kid
Dont matter what you did
Walk on your tip toes
Dont try no doz
Better stay away from those
That carry around a fire hose
Keep a clean nose
Watch the plain clothes
You dont need a weather man
To know which way the wind blows

Get sick, get well
Hang around the Madejski Stadium
Ring bell, hard to tell
If anything is goin to sell
Try hard, get barred
Get back, write braille
Get jailed, jump bail
Join the army, if you fail
Look out kid
Youre gonna get hit
But losers, cheaters
Six-time users
Hang around the kyocera mita stand
Girl by the whirlpool
Lookin for a new fool
Dont follow leaders
Watch the parkin meters

Ah get born, keep warm
Short pants, romance, learn to dance
Get dressed, get blessed
Try to be a success
Please her, please him, buy gifts
Dont steal, dont lift
Twenty years of schoolin
And they put Doyle on the day shift
Look out kid
They keep it all hid
Better jump down a manhole
Light yourself a candle
Dont wear sandals
Try to avoid the scandals
Dont wanna be a bum
You better chew gum
The pump dont work
cause the vandals took the handles

[rfcjoe]

That sounds like a really bad eminem rap..

[Kes]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYmCPtbrJyA

[floyd__streete]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYmCPtbrJyA

ALOL - that's a Rangers song! CheLOLsea . Best stick to your fROFLee fLOLags.

[g]

We should bring it on to Kes and kicky outy his ch£l$ki rubbish!!!

[madreadingfan]

its sung on a regular basis by the three blokes behind me
every game.

it just cant be heard above the tumult of synchronised clapping

start singing it with them then
but my turn
the old nicky forster song

one jimmy, two jimmy, three jimmy kebe
three jimmy, two jimmy, one kimmy kebe
one jimmy, two jimmy, three jimmy kebe
OHHHHH jimmy kebe!!!

That only works if you count up until you reach his squad number. So it would have to be 10, which I'm pretty sure it isn't.

well we use to do it with nicky forster
anyway its not suppose to be his squad number its just a song with his name in it, it doesnt have to make sense

[georgerob]

Sadly too many songwriters and not enough singers - 106 106 is tops though!

Totally agree whats the point in making this thread because none of these songs will be sung anyway, and im sure there was a previous thread like this anyway.
But anyway 106 is a good song but will anyone be brave enough to start singing it without being told to shut up, sit down or just make an complete embarrasment of themselves.

[pearcetom]

its sung on a regular basis by the three blokes behind me
every game.

it just cant be heard above the tumult of synchronised clapping

i wouldn't call us blokes brendy! we are mearly misunderstood, confused young lads!







if you leave early, you're gay!

[Royalshow]

its sung on a regular basis by the three blokes behind me
every game.

it just cant be heard above the tumult of synchronised clapping

i wouldn't call us blokes brendy! we are mearly misunderstood, confused young lads!







if you leave early, you're gay!

IF YOU LEAVE EARLY YOU'RE GAY!

There's a man that you won't know......

[Toadie]

"Because your white and blue,
All I have to do,
Is take a look at you,
Then I'm not so blue,
When you score a goal,
Oh I start to shiver,
Can't control the quiv-er-ing in-side,
Wouldn't you agree?
Dave-y you and me,
Got a Mooney kind of love"

MOOOOOOOOOOOONEH!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEH!!!

*cough*

[PLASTIC PIG]

One hundred and Six
one hundred and siiiiiiix
we hold the record
one hundred and six...

Best song ever suggested - and I made it up.

GENIUS...MUST BE SUNG AT PALACE, I'LL START YOU LOT FOLLOW!

[madreadingfan]

One hundred and Six
one hundred and siiiiiiix
we hold the record
one hundred and six...

Best song ever suggested - and I made it up.

GENIUS...MUST BE SUNG AT PALACE, I'LL START YOU LOT FOLLOW!

yes do it mate, we can generate alot of noise with this song

[brendywendy]

its sung on a regular basis by the three blokes behind me
every game.

it just cant be heard above the tumult of synchronised clapping

i wouldn't call us blokes brendy! we are mearly misunderstood, confused young lads!







if you leave early, you're gay!

IF YOU LEAVE EARLY YOU'RE GAY!

There's a man that you won't know......

agreed, if you leave early you are indeed gay.except when i do it.


you lads ---single handedly keeping my area of the north stand highly amusing.

[Forbury Lion]

wont happen as its not quite as simple as Doyle is Royal.

Perhaps Doyle is a Royal could be adapted for Hunt.... assuming we can think of a descriptive word that rhymes with Hunt

[LWJ]

Well as I'm a newbie I'm going to be told to oxf*rd off whatever I post so I may as well do something to deserve it:

The premier league,
(The premier league)
Is oxf*rd shite,
(Is oxf*rd shite)
The premier league is oxf*rd shite,
I'd rather be away to Swindon,
On a rainy Tuesday Night.

Particularly useful for a response to "you're not famous anymore" or gloating premiership fans in cup ties.
Yeah I'll get my coat.

Chage it too 'I'd rather be away to swansea on a rainy night' and it could catch on