Lies Lies Lies

[Royal Lady]

I was. I made a spelling mistake, so I corrected a correct spelling. Mr Parker, you need to think before you post .

I will promise nothing until I get my whoosh.

Ok, whoosh. For me too. Because I spelt hypercite wrong.

LOLZ

[papereyes]

I should imagine SCIAG was coming back at FS's somewhat boorish post with a little light humour that just whooshed past...

May I say it was worth it for

"Nothing you can ever say or do will dig you out of what you've just done."

Anyway.

I find 'lie' such a horrible word. Lie suggests a duplicity whereas incompetence can have the same effect.

[floyd__streete]

Ok, whoosh. For me too. Because I spelt hypercite wrong.

You spelled it wrong again . I gave you a hint earlier for goodness sake. Where do you sit at home games? I am going to come over to your seat tomorrow and clout you over the head with the Oxford English. In the meantime I'd suggest you hold fire with the application to go on Countdown.

[papereyes]

Hypercitation is the art of getting all your mates papers referenced in your thesis.

HTH

[Royal Rother]

Ok, whoosh. For me too. Because I spelt hypercite wrong.

You spelled it wrong again . I gave you a hint earlier for goodness sake. Where do you sit at home games? I am going to come over to your seat tomorrow and clout you over the head with the Oxford English. In the meantime I'd suggest you hold fire with the application to go on Countdown.

He did it deliberately you numpty!

[floyd__streete]

Hypercitation is the art of getting all your mates papers referenced in your thesis.

I doubt that SCIAG meant that though; he probably thinks that Thesis is a member of his family. SCIAG is a cancer on the language I love.

[floyd__streete]

He did it deliberately you numpty!

Of course he did. Hey, it's ok everyone Walter Mitty here has reassured us all that SCIAG is in fact a comedy genius.

[LoyalRoyalFan]

How come Hammond can close a deal quickly,but he can't bring any one in quickly?

[rfcjoe]

One thing you're forgetting aboot Hammond is that he has a high pitched squeeky voice.

[Royal Rother]

He did it deliberately you numpty!

Of course he did. Hey, it's ok everyone Walter Mitty here has reassured us all that SCIAG is in fact a comedy genius.

Sadly it doesn't have to be genius to go over your head.

[Royalee]

How come Hammond can close a deal quickly,but he can't bring any one in quickly?

Because Captain Coppell doesn't want to bring anyone in.

[RoyalBlue]

Talking of lies, lies, lies, how about this from Coppell on the OS today.

Under the headline 'Coppell speaks on transfers':

“I started saying a few years back you always want two more and that still rings true.”

Now presumably Coppell suffered from a loss of memory for all of last season. If not, surely he would have remembered what he had started saying a few years back and wouldn't have spent most of that dismal season stating that we didn’t need to sign players!

[Huntley & Palmer]

RoyalBlue, I think you need to have a word with the wife and kids. We don't deserve to have your angst taken out on us

[Royal Lady]

One thing you're forgetting aboot Hammond is that he has a high pitched squeeky voice.

What's that got to do with anything?!#

May I say, I've just giggled like a schoolgirl on the exchanges between Rother and SCIAG and Floyd. Floyd is so like John Cleese!!

[REALROYAL]

Hammond must have the best job in the world. A chairman that would sooner sit on a bags of nail than buy new players, and a manager such a pussy he's happy to let his players walk all over him and not replace them when there shit..

What is Hammonds job?

[Franchise FC]

hes gone

goodbye

and thanks for all the fish

good luck in the future ex-superman

He's not 42 is he ? No wonder we're trying to sell. These Africans and their birth certificates.

[howser]

Well we, I cant start slating the management........yet !! until midnight Monday, when Mr Madejski's "ambition" will be there for all to see, in the issue of head over heart I wont be at all surprised if one or more have left for pastures by September 2nd, and come Tuesday we are treated to those sayings straight out of the historical Reading fc phrasebook "unable", "couldn't complete the deal" "beaten by time" etc.... There are so may issues regarding the in and outgoings of players, we have some great youngsters who played brilliantly on Tuesday, but by the managers own admission on the OS, "the seniors take precedance" ? thought we had moved away from the loyalty thing ?, he says he is going to make changes for the Palace game, not that hard to work out with Sonko gone and Cisse injured, I really hope that we see at least Pearce and Karacan tomorrow, but only time will tell ?? If we fail to make any inroads into the market by the end of the month then the question has to be asked where are we going, but thats for Monday oops sorry Tuesday at 00:01. I have a admiration for the RTG's who can see nothing wrong with what is happening, but if no more come in then even the most die hard of those will have to ask if we are all just being turned over by a management team with little interest in moving the club forward.

[Thaumagurist*]

He did it deliberately you numpty!

Of course he did. Hey, it's ok everyone Walter Mitty here has reassured us all that SCIAG is in fact a comedy genius.

Sadly it doesn't have to be genius to go over your head.

Well, you'd never get over his head.

[papereyes]

[readingbedding]

Really indeed, more crap from the mongs.

I think these links hold more credence than the usual monghammonbaiters

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... enger.html

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2007 ... ory.sport2

http://www.roarofthecrowd.co.uk/forum/v ... 63&p=10051

Bloomin monghead revisionists.

LOL @ believing all you read in the papers. Reading Bedding go home, your village is missing its idiot.

All the papers are wrong, some silly, emotional no-mark is right.