Crystal Palace Caption Contest!

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Re: Crystal Palace Caption Contest!

by floyd__streete » 01 Sep 2008 19:38



John McEnroe was helpless to prevent Kevin Doyle putting Reading 3-2 up.

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Re: Crystal Palace Caption Contest!

by sucatraps » 01 Sep 2008 19:44

[quote="floyd__streete"]

Hey ref, tell the keeper it's not blow football!

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Re: Crystal Palace Caption Contest!

by Chuckle Brother » 01 Sep 2008 21:21

SteveRoyal

"Uhhh... technical difficulties. Sorry." :D


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Re: Crystal Palace Caption Contest!

by Knaresborough Royal » 02 Sep 2008 00:44

Royalshow

Hahnemann "and i thought i had it bad"


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Re: Crystal Palace Caption Contest!

by Knaresborough Royal » 02 Sep 2008 00:51

floyd__streete

John McEnroe was helpless to prevent Kevin Doyle putting Reading 3-2 up.


"JUDO CHOP"


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Re: Crystal Palace Caption Contest!

by Knaresborough Royal » 02 Sep 2008 00:54

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"Uhhh... technical difficulties. Sorry." :D


So it was lying on on the floor like this....yeah like that. Then i stamped on the C*NT!

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Re: Crystal Palace Caption Contest!

by Rex » 02 Sep 2008 01:45

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Re: Crystal Palace Caption Contest!

by Rex » 02 Sep 2008 01:48



Hahnemann insists on taking the penalty.

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Re: Crystal Palace Caption Contest!

by Barry the bird boggler » 02 Sep 2008 07:41





Penton: No, can't you tell from the general shock on your bench, it really was Kevin Doyle who scored it.


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Re: Crystal Palace Caption Contest!

by Streets » 02 Sep 2008 08:51

Do you like my white boots mr cameraman?

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Re: Crystal Palace Caption Contest!

by Kieron1981 » 02 Sep 2008 09:12

SteveRoyal



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Re: Crystal Palace Caption Contest!

by namroyal » 03 Sep 2008 08:15

floyd__streete

John McEnroe was helpless to prevent Kevin Doyle putting Reading 3-2 up.


The Palace centre backs took Warnock's instructions to give Reading a "good spanking" a little too literally.

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Re: Crystal Palace Caption Contest!

by Thou Voice » 03 Sep 2008 08:28



BREAKING NEWS
This week two Crystal players are up against the FA for their activities on the ground. One player can be seen spanking Kevin Doyle while the goal keeper can be seen clearly laying on the ground with his head buried in a Reading players crutch as he sits on and watches.

Palace have refused to comment about what their players get up to in training sessions.

A spokeman for Reading has said that this is a great misunderstanding but admits that the "camera does not lie".


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Re: Crystal Palace Caption Contest!

by SCIAG » 04 Sep 2008 21:04

Thou Voice

BREAKING NEWS
This week two Crystal players are up against the FA for their activities on the ground. One player can be seen spanking Kevin Doyle while the goal keeper can be seen clearly laying on the ground with his head buried in a Reading players crutch as he sits on and watches.

Palace have refused to comment about what their players get up to in training sessions.

A spokeman for Reading has said that this is a great misunderstanding but admits that the "camera does not lie".

That's Alex Pearce :roll:

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Re: Crystal Palace Caption Contest!

by Royal Soupanoodle » 06 Sep 2008 04:49



Hahnemann discussing the outcome of the match with Penton " When they said Palace don't know how to defend from set pieces I thought they were joking"

or

Penton remarks to Marcus "So Coppell really is that short!!"

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Re: Crystal Palace Caption Contest!

by Royal Soupanoodle » 06 Sep 2008 04:53



Palace keeper Speroni was disappointed he went for the wrong ball...........again!

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Re: Crystal Palace Caption Contest!

by Royal Soupanoodle » 06 Sep 2008 04:58



Ball girl thinks to herself " So it's true, those Irish lads really do have emerald balls!!"

or

Hunt says to cameraman " Would you mind removing yer tripod out of me arse?"

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Re: Crystal Palace Caption Contest!

by Colchester Royal » 06 Sep 2008 16:38

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floyd__streete

John McEnroe was helpless to prevent Kevin Doyle putting Reading 3-2 up.


"JUDO CHOP"

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