The non-league thread 2008/9

[AndyRFC]

Sorry, but I'll be watching league football at Exeter on Saturday

I hope you will be in the away end. I fckig hate Exeter.

Nothing to do with being run all over town back in the early nineties of course. ah, those were the days...

Home end

[floyd__streete]

As there is no game this Saturday for the Royals due to the international break and there is a game for the Town then this is the time I would like to see 100+ plus Reading fans singing their hearts for the Town as they play against Pewsey Vale in the FA Carlsberg Vase at Scours Lane 15:00 KO.

I am actually tempted by this tbf


Not sure if the missis will be too impressed though

[Alan Partridge]

As there is no game this Saturday for the Royals due to the international break and there is a game for the Town then this is the time I would like to see 100+ plus Reading fans singing their hearts for the Town as they play against Pewsey Vale in the FA Carlsberg Vase at Scours Lane 15:00 KO.

I am actually tempted by this tbf


Not sure if the missis will be too impressed though

I am sure she'll be delighted at you having your first weekend off in ages and then going to Reading Town!

[floyd__streete]

I am sure she'll be delighted at you having your first weekend off in ages and then going to Reading Town!

Walk along by the Thames, culminating in a picnic in the RTFC car park? Maybe

[Alan Partridge]

I am sure she'll be delighted at you having your first weekend off in ages and then going to Reading Town!

Walk along by the Thames, culminating in a picnic in the RTFC car park? Maybe

'floyd streete on saturday'

It's called compromising love, you know give and take.

[RTFC Drummer]

Well if any of you do decide to come then one could be the falg holder (which is new thanks to the chairman who got from Reading Rock) and whilist someone is waving it about the 10's or hundreds of us sing this song.

Flying high up in the sky
We’ll keep the red flag flying high
Where ever you go
Your shore to know
Were keep the red flag flying high


Chants that I will and some of you Royals will be singing along to aswell on Saturday at Scours Lane.

Can you hear us?
Can you hear us?
Can you hear us over there?
We are Reading
Super Reading
We are Reading
Scours Lane

Oh when the Reds
O h when the Reds
Go marching in
Go marching in
Oh when the Reds go marching in
I want to be in that number
Oh when the reds go marching

Oh when the beans
Oh when the beans
Come out the tin
Come out the tin
Oh when the beans come out the tin
You put the bread in the toaster
Oh when the beans come out the tin


There's only one .............,
There's only one ..............
Walking along,
Singing a song,
Walking in a Reading wonderland".


We'll be coming,
We'll be coming,
We'll be coming down the road,
When you hear the noise of the Barmy Army boys we'll be coming down the road"

You are my Town,
My only Town,
You make me happy when skies are grey,
You'll never know just how much I love you,
So please don't take my Town away...

Away in a manger
No crib for a bed
The little lord Jesus
stood up and he said...
……………………
……………………
……………………


Oh I do like to be beside the Thames side
Oh I do like to be the Thames
With a bucket and a spade
And massive hand grenade

He scores goals m'lord, he scores goals
He scores goals m'lord, he scores goals
..........., he scores goals

He'll shoot
He'll score
He'll do your barthroom floor
............
............

Reds, Reds Zephers Army,
Reds, Reds, Zephers Army,
Reds, Reds, Zephers Army,
Reds, Reds, Zephers Army...

(Sung to Sloop John B)
So come on the Reading sing,
We know we're gonna win,
Reading boys will sing wherever we go,
Don't wanna go hooome, don't wanna go hooome,
This is the best trip, i've ever been on


Here ‘cause it’s Reading
You’re only here ‘cause it’s Reading
Here ‘cause it’s Reading
You’re only here ‘cause it’s Reading


You need a Tom Tom
To find our goal
You need a Tom Tom
To find our goal
(repeat)

Sing yer hearts out,
Sing yer hearts out,
Sing yer hearts out for the lads!
Sing yer hearts out for the lads!


Take the first train to Reading
And we’ll meet you at the station
Stroll down to the social club
And get some relaxation
Hey Hey Hey
Oh Hey Hey Hey
And we’ll sing our hearts out from behind the goal.

(Tune of Your just to good to be true)
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off you
You'd be like heaven to watch
I wanna chant so much
At long last Reading has arrived
And I thank God I'm alive
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off you

Da dadadadadadadadadadadadaddadadadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


We love you Reading and if it's quite all right
We need you Reading to warm the lonely nights
We love you Readingggggggg.


(To the tune of London Underground)
At Scours Lane, At Scours Lane,
All those songs and all those chants
.
At Scours Lane, at Scours Lane,
All those songs and all those chants

(tune of come fly with me)
Come sing with me, lets sing lets sing away
If you can use, some exotic booze
Theres a bar in Scours Lane
Come sing with me, well sing well sing away

Is this the way to Reading Town
............ got his Crown
Dreaming dreams of Reading Town
Is this the way to Scours Lane
Sha la la lala lalala Sha la la lala lalala Reading
Sha la la lala lalala Sha la la la la lala Reading
Sha la la lala lalala is this the way to Scours Lane



Chants directed at away fans or referees

(Yellow submarine tune)
All we want is a decent referee
A decent referee, a decent referee

Come on a skateboard,
You must have come on a skateboard,
Come on a skaaate-booord!
You must have come on a skateboard.

Come in a taxie,
You must have come in a taxie,
Cooome in a taxieeeee,
You must have come in a taxie.

Does your butler know your hear?
Does your butler know your hear?
Does your butler
Does your butler know you hear?


(Yellow submarine tune)
All we want is a decent referee
A decent referee, a decent referee

Your posh and you know you are
Your posh and you know you are
Your posh and you know you are

We’ve got you surrounded
We’ve got you surrounded
Da Da Da Da, Der Der Der Der
(There are only 2 of us)


Whats it like
Whats it like
Whats it like to see a crowd
Whats it like to see a crowd?


Worst support,
Worst support,
Worst support we've ever seen,
Worst support we've ever seen...

What a waste of petrol
What a waste of petrol
Shalalalalalalala

Can we play you every week?
Can we play you every week?
Can we play you?
Can we play you?
Can we play you every week?

Can we sing
Can we sing
Can we sing a song for you
We all agree Marlow is posher than Reading

[rg6royal]

Some of those songs are pretty good tbh. Especially the beans and tin one

[RTFC Drummer]

Some of those songs are pretty good tbh. Especially the beans and tin one

The guy who I chant with ( will be on holiday for a 1 week) and will miss the Saturday comes up with some good ones. He used to support Edgware but they went bust and said he came with 80 songs in one season and they were all funny.

[TheMaraudingDog]

The only good ones have clearly been stolen from MUFC or FCUM. The Sloop John B one being shamefully taken.

[RTFC Drummer]

The only good ones have clearly been stolen from MUFC or FCUM. The Sloop John B one being shamefully taken.

Only one though I am sure they won't mind

[frimmers]

The only good ones have clearly been stolen from MUFC or FCUM. The Sloop John B one being shamefully taken.

Only one though I am sure they won't mind

is there anything that manchester oxf*rd united have not originated?....of course there is.

[PEARCEY]

I am sure she'll be delighted at you having your first weekend off in ages and then going to Reading Town!

Walk along by the Thames, culminating in a picnic in the RTFC car park? Maybe

.........as the rain pours down.

[RTFC Drummer]

Reading Town takes on Pewsey Vale in The FA Carlsberg Vase this Saturday at Scours Lane. Pewsey play in the Hellenic Football League Division One West and are currently bottom (17th) with only one point and goal difference of -8. Reading Town on the other hand have started to get better and better which has produced 2 losses, 2 draws and 2 wins and the Town sit 7th in the league.


Weather forecast
http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/5day.shtml?id=3208

Vales Results so far

Pewsey Vale 3-4 Letcombe Saturday, 16 August 2008
Pewsey Vale 2-5 Winterbourne United Wednesday, 20 August 2008
Cricklade Town 2-1 Pewsey Vale Saturday, 23 August 2008
Pewsey Vale 2-2 Cirencester United Wednesday, 27 August 2008
Pewsey Vale 0-3 Hardwicke AFC Saturday, 30 August 2008

League Table

Letcombe 5 5 0 0 27 9 +18 15
Hardwicke AFC 5 5 0 0 12 0 +12 15
Purton 5 4 0 1 12 7 +5 12
Tytherington Rocks 6 4 0 2 9 7 +2 12
Cheltenham Saracens 6 3 2 1 10 7 +3 11
Malmesbury Victoria 5 3 0 2 12 11 +1 9
Lydney Town 4 2 1 1 5 6 -1 7
Easington Sports 5 2 1 2 10 13 -3 7
Headington Amateurs 6 2 0 4 18 13 +5 6
Oxford City Nomads 4 2 0 2 13 17 -4 6
Winterbourne United 6 1 1 4 15 18 -3 4
Trowbridge Town 5 1 1 3 6 12 -6 4
Cirencester United 5 1 1 3 11 18 -7 4
Wootton Bassett Town 2 1 0 1 2 3 -1 3
Clanfield 6 1 0 5 10 14 -4 3
Cricklade Town 4 1 0 3 3 12 -9 3
Pewsey Vale 5 0 1 4 8 16 -8 1

[The whole year inn]

The only good ones have clearly been stolen from MUFC or FCUM. The Sloop John B one being shamefully taken.

Only one though I am sure they won't mind

is there anything that manchester oxf*rd united have not originated?....of course there is.

No. Did you know the turf by one of the corner flags at Old Trafford is from the Garden of Eden?

[RTFC Drummer]

Any of you Reading fans fancy coming to Scours Lane with you singing voices at the ready tmoz

[Tony Le Mesmer]

Interesting game at York Rd tonight. Maidenhead United v Newport County abandoned after 65mins at 3-3 amid farcical conditions.

[Compo's Hat]

Sorry, but I'll be watching league football at Exeter on Saturday

Exeter are my second team

I beleive I saw you at the Playoff Final RGers.

Myself and Floyd amongst others met some ECFC fans in a pub after the Boro away defeat and ended up meeting at various places around the county.

I was so cnuted i don't remember!

Shame about Maiders but that'll teach the Welsh for moving the game.

[rg6royal]

Interesting game at York Rd tonight. Maidenhead United v Newport County abandoned after 65mins at 3-3 amid farcical conditions.

Just got back

The conditions were dreadful and the ref was right to call the game off. Was funny to watch though.

[RTFC Drummer]

Reading Town 4 -1 Pewsey Vale

[Streets]

Oxford got another point towards safety...


Cambridge Utd 2-0 Wrexham
Rushden & Diamonds 0-1 Crawley
Altrincham 0-0 Salisbury
Stevenage 4-1 Burton Albion
Forest Green 1-4 Ebbsfleet
Oxford Utd 1-1 Kettering
Lewes 0-3 Barrow
York 2-0 Woking
Weymouth 2-5 Histon



P GD PTS
1 Mansfield 8 6 17
2 Cambridge Utd 8 6 17
3 Crawley Town 8 8 16
4 Salisbury 8 3 16
5 Barrow 8 5 14
6 Histon 8 4 14
7 York 8 4 14
8 Kettering 8 4 14
9 Burton Albion 8 2 14
10 Ebbsfleet United 8 7 13
11 Forest Green 8 1 13
12 Eastbourne Borough 8 -4 12
13 Wrexham 8 6 11
14 Kidderminster 7 3 11
15 Weymouth 8 -2 11
16 Rushden & D'monds 8 0 9
17 Oxford Utd 8 -2 9
18 Stevenage 8 -7 8
19 Altrincham 8 -6 6
20 Torquay 7 -5 5
21 Grays Athletic 7 -5 4
22 Lewes 8 -14 3
23 Woking 8 -7 2
24 Northwich 7 -10 2