Songs for the rest

[watfordroyal]

"Who's that Czech we call Marek,
Who's that Czech we all adore,
He passes left and right,
And makes yer team look sh*te,
& he'll take us all back up once more!"

[SCIAG]

(yellow submarine)

In a town where I was born
Lives a man called Kevin Doyle
and he told me of his life
Scoring goals, in Blue and White.....Hunty lives in Jem's Caravan, Jem's Caravan, Jem's Caravan

Also, I'm pretty sure Jem isn't a Muslim. It's Ramadan.

[SWLR]

(yellow submarine)

In a town where I was born
Lives a man called Kevin Doyle
and he told me of his life
Scoring goals, in Blue and White.....Hunty lives in Jem's Caravan, Jem's Caravan, Jem's Caravan

Also, I'm pretty sure Jem isn't a Muslim. It's Ramadan.

What's it being Ramadam got to do with it - fasting during the daylight hours is not a barrier to playing footi, although not being fully fuelled up may be a hinderance.

[Hugh]

To the tune of "The First Noel"
Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel
He gets the goals up with Kevin Doy-el.

To the tune of "Rosie and Jim"
Rosie and Jim, Rosie and Jim, working so hard up and down the right
Rosie and Jim, Rosie and Jim, getting us back to the top flight.

Can't think of one for the others - it's late, but I think it would be hilarious to see someone stand up and shout "Give me an M" and then forget how to spell Matejovsky.

one of the funniest ideas I have seen for a long time. will be chuckling all day at this idea!! somebody has to try this ...

[Pat Butchers Ring]

Can't think of one for the others - it's late, but I think it would be hilarious to see someone stand up and shout "Give me an M" and then forget how to spell Matejovsky.

Are you a spastic or just 12? Honestly a serious question.

[SCIAG]

(yellow submarine)

In a town where I was born
Lives a man called Kevin Doyle
and he told me of his life
Scoring goals, in Blue and White.....Hunty lives in Jem's Caravan, Jem's Caravan, Jem's Caravan

Also, I'm pretty sure Jem isn't a Muslim. It's Ramadan.

What's it being Ramadam got to do with it - fasting during the daylight hours is not a barrier to playing footi, although not being fully fuelled up may be a hinderance.

I think you'd struggle to spend 90 minutes running all over the place if you hadn't eaten for a good eight hours.

As for the Matejovsky question- a lot of people on here spell it Matejovski, Mateyjovsky, Matyovski, Marek...

[madreadingfan]

I thought it'd be good if we came up with some songs for the players in the squad who havent currently got one. I know some people will shoot this down, however songs on here have caught on in the past so its definately worth a go, after all it can only encourage said player to perform better. Now I may be wrong but the following players havent got a song:-

Rosenior
Karacan
Armstrong
Noel Hunt
Pearce
Bikey
Marek

Suggestions please!

am i the only one whos heard chants for some of these players?

we have liam rosenior liam rosenior liam rosenior..... ( to the tune of "thats why were champions")
we have "weve got jem karacan.... weve got jem karacan"
for bikey everyone just shouts "bikey,bikey,bikey" or "bikey is spiderman" which hasnt been done in ages lol
and matejovsky "du du du marek matejovsky..... du du du marek matejovsky" to the tune of come and do the conga

[Archie's penalty]

I thought it'd be good if we came up with some songs for the players in the squad who havent currently got one. I know some people will shoot this down, however songs on here have caught on in the past so its definately worth a go, after all it can only encourage said player to perform better. Now I may be wrong but the following players havent got a song:-

Rosenior
Karacan
Armstrong
Noel Hunt
Pearce
Bikey
Marek

Suggestions please!

am i the only one whos heard chants for some of these players?

we have liam rosenior liam rosenior liam rosenior..... ( to the tune of "thats why were champions")
we have "weve got jem karacan.... weve got jem karacan"
for bikey everyone just shouts "bikey,bikey,bikey" or "bikey is spiderman" which hasnt been done in ages lol
and matejovsky "du du du marek matejovsky..... du du du marek matejovsky" to the tune of come and do the conga

Have heard the Rosenior one and the Bikey one but not sure about the others.

Shouldn't we just sing Noel Hunt, Hunt, Hunt as we do for his brother?

[URZZZZZZZZ]

I thought it'd be good if we came up with some songs for the players in the squad who havent currently got one. I know some people will shoot this down, however songs on here have caught on in the past so its definately worth a go, after all it can only encourage said player to perform better. Now I may be wrong but the following players havent got a song:-

Rosenior
Karacan
Armstrong
Noel Hunt
Pearce
Bikey
Marek

Suggestions please!

am i the only one whos heard chants for some of these players?

we have liam rosenior liam rosenior liam rosenior..... ( to the tune of "thats why were champions")
we have "weve got jem karacan.... weve got jem karacan"
for bikey everyone just shouts "bikey,bikey,bikey" or "bikey is spiderman" which hasnt been done in ages lol
and matejovsky "du du du marek matejovsky..... du du du marek matejovsky" to the tune of come and do the conga

Now you mention it, I do recall the Rosenior one. However the Bikey one you mentioned is...well... a bit shit!! We can't have the same tune for Karacan and Rosenior, and Federici's already got the 'do the conga' song.

[Archie's penalty]

What about 'He's Turkish, he's small, he always gets the ball, Jem Karacan.'?

To the tune of the Cantona song.

[Bill Oddie's Beard]

What about 'He's Turkish, he's small, he always gets the ball, Jem Karacan.'?

To the tune of the Cantona song.

Or 'He's great, he's fab, he cooks a mean kebab...'

[RFCBoy]

He Plays On The Left,
He Plays On The Right,
Oh Jimmy Kebe,
Will Make You Look S***e


Who's That Man From The Czech Republic?
Who's That Man We All Adore?
He Plays With Stephen, He Plays With Noel,
He Will Find That Killer Ball,
And Forever At The Royals He Will Score

[Wizard]

Can't think of one for the others - it's late, but I think it would be hilarious to see someone stand up and shout "Give me an M" and then forget how to spell Matejovsky.

Are you a spastic or just 12? Honestly a serious question.

I am 18. I did say at the time it was late and I was exhausted. But as SCIAG correctly points out, some people do fail to spell Matejovsky correctly.

[Archie's penalty]

What about 'He's Turkish, he's small, he always gets the ball, Jem Karacan.'?

To the tune of the Cantona song.

Or 'He's great, he's fab, he cooks a mean kebab...'

I think we're on to a winner with one of these two

[PlasticRoyale]

Bikey is spiderman = WORST. CHANT. EVER

I cringe when I hear it

[double d]

To the tune of he plays on the left, he plays on the right...


He plays in the middle

He plays in the other middle

That boy matejovsky

He plays in the middle

[Don Finch]

He moves like a crab
he moves like a craa-aab
that boy James Harper
he moves like a crab

No-el, No-el
No-el, No-el
Noel is the brother of Ste-e-phen Hunt

To Paul Hardcastle's '19'

N-N-N-N-N-NOEL Hunt
The average surname of Reading FC is
N-N-N-N-N-NOEL Hunt

To the tune of that 'County Kitchens' radio advert

Alex Pearce
The best defender in the county

This song will work best next season......

When we had Karacan
It was a very good year
It was a very good year for Reading FC
We came of top of the league
oh Jem was the man
When we had Karacan.

I like these song threads, about the only thing on here that doesn't take itself to seriously

[Geekins]

James Henry

Who needs Thierry, when we've got James Henry...

[Bill Oddie's Beard]

He moves like a crab
he moves like a craa-aab
that boy James Harper
he moves like a crab

Love it

[Archie's penalty]

He was crabbing it up bigtime on Saturday.