Songs for the rest

[SCIAG]

What about 'He's Turkish, he's small, he always gets the ball, Jem Karacan.'?

To the tune of the Cantona song.

Technically, he's English. He qualifies for Turkey through his father. He was born in London and raised in Berkshire (not sure exactly where though).

[Archie's penalty]

What about 'He's Turkish, he's small, he always gets the ball, Jem Karacan.'?

To the tune of the Cantona song.

Technically, he's English. He qualifies for Turkey through his father. He was born in London and raised in Berkshire (not sure exactly where though).

He plays for Turkey under-19's though right?

It could be 'He's speedy, he's small, he always gets the ball - Karacan, Karacan.'

I like it anyway!

[Big Foot]

Karacan-can-can,
He's our local kebab man,
Karacan-can-can,
He's our midfield magician,
To the left,
To the right,
Try his doner meat tonight,
He does halal of course,
You should try his chilli sauce

&

Viva Alex Pearce,
Viva Alex Pearce,
Viva Alex Pearce,
Solid at the back,
Keeping out th blacks,
Viva Alex Pearce

[rg6royal]

Karacan-can-can,
He's our local kebab man,
Karacan-can-can,
He's our midfield magician,
To the left,
To the right,
Try his doner meat tonight,
He does halal of course,
You should try his chilli sauce

&

Viva Alex Pearce,
Viva Alex Pearce,
Viva Alex Pearce,
Solid at the back,
Keeping out th blacks,
Viva Alex Pearce

The Karacan one if quality

[sucatraps]

From the ancient past, 'Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky Mick and Titch' had a hit with a song called Zabadak, which infilled with appropriate lyrics scans perfectly with 'Karacan' as an example:-
"Karacan, scoring for Reading, it's Karacan, KARACAN!" "Karacan fly, fly Karacan"

[Bill Oddie's Beard]

Karacan-can-can,
He's our local kebab man,
Karacan-can-can,
He's our midfield magician,
To the left,
To the right,
Try his doner meat tonight,
He does halal of course,
You should try his chilli sauce

This is quality.

[Don Finch]

Seeing as only the basic songs take off....
...to the tune of 'where's your caravan', this just about scans..
Jem Karacan

My work here is done.

[papereyes]

I've got one.

BoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Harry Carry]

(Tune - When the saints go marching in)

We scored a goal,
that never was,
We scored a goal that never was
it went 4 foot past the goal post
We scored a goal that never was...

[Don Finch]

BoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It was this kind of chanting that got 'Number 13 - Reading fans everywhere' removed from the squad line up pre-match.

AMEN

[Archie's penalty]

(Tune - When the saints go marching in)

We scored a goal,
that never was,
We scored a goal that never was
it went 4 foot past the goal post
We scored a goal that never was...

Quite good that one.

[SCIAG]

Karacan-can-can,
He's our local kebab man,
Karacan-can-can,
He's our midfield magician,
To the left,
To the right,
Try his doner meat tonight,
He does halal of course,
You should try his chilli sauce

This is quality.

Agreed- though the second to last line doesn't fit. Perhaps: "Halal? But of course!"

[Archie's penalty]

Karacan-can-can,
He's our local kebab man,
Karacan-can-can,
He's our midfield magician,
To the left,
To the right,
Try his doner meat tonight,
He does halal of course,
You should try his chilli sauce

This is quality.

Agreed- though the second to last line doesn't fit. Perhaps: "Halal? But of course!"

What would this be to the tune of?

[Arnie_Pie]

To the tune of Ce Sra -

Jimmy Kebe Kebe........
We got him for pretty much free......
He makes your defenders look shit.....
Jimmy Jimmy Kebe....

[Archie's penalty]

To the tune of Ce Sra -

Jimmy Kebe Kebe........
We got him for pretty much free......
He makes your defenders look shit.....
Jimmy Jimmy Kebe....

For the third line you could sing 'He takes on defenders with glee'...

The second line would work better if it was 'we got him pretty much for free.'

[Arnie_Pie]

To the tune of Ce Sra -

Jimmy Kebe Kebe........
We got him for pretty much free......
He makes your defenders look shit.....
Jimmy Jimmy Kebe....

For the third line you could sing 'He takes on defenders with glee'...

The second line would work better if it was 'we got him pretty much for free.'

Yes, but we all like to pop in a swear word and I think it makes it a tad more amusing.

As for the 'for' I missed. I blame the vino

[seahawk10]

(Tune - When the saints go marching in)

We scored a goal,
that never was,
We scored a goal that never was
it went 4 foot past the goal post
We scored a goal that never was...

Quite good that one.

Yes, I like it!

[Bill Oddie's Beard]

Karacan-can-can,
He's our local kebab man,
Karacan-can-can,
He's our midfield magician,
To the left,
To the right,
Try his doner meat tonight,
He does halal of course,
You should try his chilli sauce

What would this be to the tune of?

Agga doo

[Matt de K]

Karacan-can-can,
He's our local kebab man,
Karacan-can-can,
He's our midfield magician,
To the left,
To the right,
Try his doner meat tonight,
He does halal of course,
You should try his chilli sauce

This is quality.

Agree - this is one of the best "proposed" new songs written on here for ages and could catch on. All it will take is a group of people sitting together to get this started then it'll catch on, and I think it'll do well...

[Platypuss]

I'm sure Jem will just love hearing it too.