Bikey is bored

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Re: Bikey is bored

by Yorkshire Royal » 05 Oct 2008 00:45

Surely if anyone is deserving of Monster..:

"What's that coming over the hill.. it's Andre Bikey, it's Andre Bikey...."

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Re: Bikey is bored

by Casino_Royal » 05 Oct 2008 01:17



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Re: Bikey is bored

by Chaney » 05 Oct 2008 01:35

surely we can transfer the SUPERMAN tag to him, IMO he is a better all round player than Sonko anyway

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by The whole year inn » 05 Oct 2008 03:48

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Re: Bikey is bored

by SCIAG » 05 Oct 2008 08:07

Chaney surely we can transfer the SUPERMAN tag to him, IMO he is a better all round player than Sonko anyway

I agree, he's a better player than Sonko ever was.

BUT

We shouldn't go calling anyone else Superman. Sonko was Superman. If Federici takes over Marcus' place in goal, will you call him USA? Do we call Rosenior M-U-R-T-Y? No, don't think so. Transfering a nickname like that would be wrong. And Sonko genuinely earnt such a name- Bikey hasn't flown towards the goal and cleared the ball off the line, has he?

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Re: Bikey is bored

by Bowman's Quiver » 05 Oct 2008 08:57

brendywendy He is still young. Will end up the best defender we ve had.and by 28 could really be playing wherever he likes. Imo.
Youve gotta love the lad.hes got the lot.


I think he might already be close to the best centre back we've ever had. Certainly got to be in the top three already. Awesome prospect and he could be the one we struggle to hang on to come January.

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Re: Bikey is bored

by rg6royal » 05 Oct 2008 09:05

Yorkshire Royal Surely if anyone is deserving of Monster..:

"What's that coming over the hill.. it's Andre Bikey, it's Andre Bikey...."

:(

"What's that running down the wing it's Johnny Oster it's Johnny Oster!!!!"

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Re: Bikey is bored

by hutch » 05 Oct 2008 09:08

Bikey is a monster, I genuinely believe most opposing forwards take one look at him and their "bottle" goes a bit, he even makes scoring goals look easy, if we can keep hold of him. he could become a Reading legend easily, long live the Bikey!!!!!


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by Royal Soupanoodle » 05 Oct 2008 09:16

I understand why people think he should adopt the Superman tag, but I agree it lived and died with Sonko RIP.

It worked because the first letters are the same, so with that in mind, may I suggest:


Bikey is Batman

Bikey is the Bionic man

Bikey is Bananaman (might get in trouble with the FA there!!)

...i''ll get me coat!!!!!

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Re: Bikey is bored

by joe999 » 05 Oct 2008 11:27

one of the best moments of the season up at watford, ball bouncing about fairly high

Bikey jumps to head it, the watford guy was thinking about doing the same and you could practically see the look of fear in his eyes as he saw Andre the giant coming at him. He fell on his arse. Quality.

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by LoyalRoyalFan » 05 Oct 2008 11:37

I believe Bikey is the best defender we have had in years and he is certainly the best in the Championship. Has dealt with every striker in this league well (e.g Ebanks Blake) and did a good job with the pacy Paterson yesterday. We must keep hold of him.
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Re: Bikey is bored

by chandog » 05 Oct 2008 11:45

who needs sonko?

the BK>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sonko


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Re: Bikey is bored

by rotherwick_royal » 05 Oct 2008 11:46

How about changing Peter Gabriel's Biko to Bikey? Or am I showing my age here? :oops:

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Re: Bikey is bored

by glass half full » 05 Oct 2008 12:10

It is so refreshing to see so many positive comments about Bikey, who, not so long ago, was the 'worst defender on reading's books' and 'i.ntemperate and naive'

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by Franchise FC » 05 Oct 2008 12:38

Yorkshire Royal Surely if anyone is deserving of Monster..:

"What's that coming over the hill.. it's Andre Bikey, it's Andre Bikey...."


That's the best one yet - especially if some poor oppo forward's got the ball and doesn't know Bikey's coming

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Re: Bikey is bored

by rg6royal » 05 Oct 2008 12:40

"What's that clearing up at the back, it's Andre Bikey, it's Andre Bikeyyyy"

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Re: Bikey is bored

by working class hero » 05 Oct 2008 13:41

2.8 lita injection easy guys.

The problem is he has such an unusual name that nothing really goes with it......


Go for lateral thinking and every time he has the ball sing 'Kiss de Girl' [Peter Andre / Little Mermaid]! That should confuse him....

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Re: Bikey is bored

by rabidbee » 05 Oct 2008 14:06

Royal Soupanoodle I understand why people think he should adopt the Superman tag, but I agree it lived and died with Sonko RIP.

It worked because the first letters are the same, so with that in mind, may I suggest:


Bikey is Batman

Bikey is the Bionic man

Bikey is Bananaman (might get in trouble with the FA there!!)

...i''ll get me coat!!!!!


Surely Eric is Bananaman? :|

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Re: Bikey is bored

by SCIAG » 05 Oct 2008 16:21

rabidbee
Royal Soupanoodle I understand why people think he should adopt the Superman tag, but I agree it lived and died with Sonko RIP.

It worked because the first letters are the same, so with that in mind, may I suggest:


Bikey is Batman

Bikey is the Bionic man

Bikey is Bananaman (might get in trouble with the FA there!!)

...i''ll get me coat!!!!!


Surely Eric is Bananaman? :|

Wasn't he involved with a chap called Delta?

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