Southampton - I'm looking forward to seeing:

[handbags_harris]

Clive Woodward
Rupert Lowe
Matt Le Tissier
Draper Tools
Ronnie Rosenthal's hat-trick
Bruce Grobbelaar's embarrassment at conceding a hat-trick to Ronnie Rosenthal
Alan Ball
The Dell
Lawrie McMenemy
The Rose Bowl
Jane Austen
Mick Channon's horses
1975 Texaco Cup Finalists
Ian Branfoot
Nigel "we're the best team in the league sat in 12th place, relegated with 5 clubs" Quashie
RMS Titanic
The second longest medieval walls in England that are still standing
Craig David
The QE2 running aground
Craig Maskell
The National Oceanography Centre
Big Clive pacifying Graeme Souness
Southampton Central
Scott Mills
Bobby Stokes
Chris Packham
A Geothermal power station
Iwan Thomas
Supermarine Spitfires
Southampton Airport Parkway
BBC Radio Solent

[hutch]

Man Utd getting stuffed 6-3 and Alex Ferguson whingeing that the Man U players couldn`t pick out each other in their grey shirts against the crowd. Absolutely laughable.

[heathrow royal]

Darren "The Thug" Powell

[chandog]

James "the lazy bastard" Beattie

[S09Royal]

Tim 'Reading are like Brazil, with less Brazillions' Dellor
Commentating on BBCRB...not that im going to be listening, i'll be at the match, of course.

3,000 noisey saints.

'You only came to see the champions.'

Never ending drum beats.

and, hopefully, another 3 points?

[ankeny]

Quashie's big mouth

[Forbury Lion]

Jason Dodd
Matthew Oakley
FA Cup winners medals
Rupert Lowe
Sailors, Cabin boys, Rear admirals etc
Theo Walcott's transfer fee
The Isle of Wight Ferry
Meridan Tonight & South Today cameras
Clive Woodwards pine wood dressing room locker
The Arriva Cross Country service to Aberdeen
Alex Pearce's stand in

[S09Royal]

Is Pearce allowed to play for them against us?

[Garrincha]

Is Pearce allowed to play for them against us?

No, as part of the loan deal he isn't...

[chandog]

Claus Lundekvam
Gareth Bale
Gordon Strachan
Paul Jones
Arry & Jamie Redkanpp

[Only one Trevor Morley]

Francis Benali
the Sonko photograph
Dave Merrington
Ian Dowie's goaless streak
Craig Forrest
Alan Shearer hatrick at 17

[FiNeRaIn]

Matt oakleys volley in a pre season friendly
Marian pahars
southampton fans claiming they are well supported despite nearly halving their average attendance in 4 years.

[Ian Herring]

David Mills' comb-over.

Eastleigh Airport.

Milton Road.

Lepe Beach and the Rosthchild's secret kale fields.

The expression 'alroight, mush?'

Thalidomide floodlight pylons.

[Sun Tzu]

Ken Bailey
The Saints Dixie Land Jazz Band
Frank Worthington's mullet
Peter Shilton and Tina
The Wallace triplets
Matt le Tissier's conk
Tommy Jenkins
Mark Dennis
George Weah's cousin
Big Clive stare out Graeme Souness
False legs in the South Bank
Terry Genoe
David 'Spud' Armstrong and the reflection of the floodlights
Jimmy 'Nut' Case - the world's first deaf footballer

[heathrow royal]

Chris Makin

[SLAMMED]

Glen Hoddle
Harry Redknapp
Gordon Strachan
Theo Walcott
Matt Le Tissier
Gareth Bale
6–0 win against Wolves
"Loyal" Fans
Oh when the saints go marCHIN in
Sonko Outjumping 6 Saints players

[bobbybottler]

Glenn Cockerill breaking Paul Davis' jaw with a single punch
Mick MiLOLLOLs
Peter Crouch
Peter Shilton
Peter Osgood
Peter Rodriguez for that matter
Steve Moran being arrested in Sweden
David Armstrong
Chris Nicholl scoring all four goals in a 2-2 draw
George Weah's cousin
David Speeeeeeedeeee
Danny WaLOLLOLace
Ray WaLOLLOLace
Rodney WaLOLLOLace
Nicky Banger
Ian "Hope You Die Soon" Branfoot
David Peach being a ball boy a Wembley
The old chocolate box stands (for our older readers)at the Dell
And....hmmm.....Francis Benali fisting Jason "Ken" Dodd

[oldebiscuit]

Benny Hill.
Lazy Father to son Dockers with attitude.
Those Saints fans that we all took a day of work for the League Cup game in 1978, to chase all over Reading.
Players that dip into waitress's handbags to supplement their meagre wages.
Steve Williams punching McNenemmy into the bath.
Glenn Cockerill getting his jaw broken by Paul Davis ( from behind the dirty c*nt).
Terry Paine,
Ron Davies
Tom Jenkins.

[The Cap]

3,000+ Saints fans pissing off early to the strains of "You're just a small town in Pompey" or "Oh when the Saints go marchin' out,oh when the Saints go marchin' out,you're gonna be in that number,oh when the Saints go marchin' out.F*ck off!"
Just lovin' that thing

[rg6royal]

A 3-0 Home Win