John 3:16 Has no killer instinct like Leroy.
Does Leroy shoot rabbits in his spare time? If so, how would this killer instinct be of any interest to us?
Long might be flattered by his No3 striker tag but at least he's guilty of scoring the odd goal in a Reading shirt.
Lita's last "effort" for us involved blasting a pen over the bar and sculking off as if he couldn't give a sh*t (or, perhaps, pondering what he might buy with a large wad from a far east bookmaker)
Money for Leroy would be nice but if we have to tie his lead to a tree in Prospect Park, that's fine, too.