Steve Coppell Quotes

[Geekins]

Can someone please tell me some funny or witty comments from our great manager Steve Coppell?

I have a work colleague who keeps on saying, "i'm at a loss to explain the poor quality of our performance", "I cannot insulate myself from the situation", and "He won't be doing that again".

I want to come back to hime with some other Coppell quotes, Thanks

[Bill Oddie's Beard]

Couldn't be arsed to read them, so dunno if they're any good...
http://thinkexist.com/quotes/steve_coppell/

[Kitsondinho]

Sky Reporter " Steve a quick word for us"
Steve Coppell: "Velocity"

[RobRoyal]

Sky Reporter " Steve a quick word for us"
Steve Coppell: "Velocity"

I think maybe you're getting Steve Coppell confused with Gordon Strachan. Easily done.

[Geekins]

Did a quick search on google but not finding the funny ones i remember him saying.

[TFF]

"I really don't know my team yet. I usually find that a quiet hour watching Bonanza or something will make my mind up for me."

REPORTER:…it’s uncharted waters

SC: It’s shitty waters. You can quote me on that. It’s smelly and it’s clingy.

Well we will have to try and keep eleven men on the field! That in itself can be a test for us sometimes, but Sonko isn't here so we have probably got a better chance!

"It's just a game of football. There are 1.2 billion people in India who couldn't give a s*** what happens to Reading."

From the Steve Coppell School Of Humour thread.

[Archie's penalty]

What about his Coppello jibe?

[chandog]

"i am so happy" SSC

[Toon Toon Blue army]

When talking about the possibility of him becoming the next England manager.

"They keep spelling my name wrong and putting an O at the end"

[SCIAG]

"Zero significance and zero importance"

"He got excited when he saw the whites of the goalpost's eyes"

[Coppelloadofthat]

"No matter how much lager you force into yourself, you can't beat that feeling"

@ Leicester, 2006

[Uke]

"He's carrying his left leg, which, to be honest, is his only leg."

"It was a very hot potato at the time. We thought we'd put it to bed, but to have it regurgitated now is pointless."

[Ian Royal]

Paraphrased a lot probably, but when talking about Little who'd done his hamstring at home walking upstairs:

"We've asked him to move to a bungalow"

[It's the round thing]

When talking about Shorey and the possiblity of him playing for England (paraphrased):

I let my players' football do the talking and Shorey's football is speaking very eloquently at the moment.

[Dirk Gently]

"The New Zealand method" says it all .....

[ZacNaloen]

Can someone post the full New Zealand method quote please.

[Dirk Gently]

Nope - you either know the story or you don't. It's not one that bears repeating.....

[ZacNaloen]

I know the story, I just can't remember exactly what was said

[Dirk Gently]

I know the story, I just can't remember exactly what was said

PM sent!

[Arch]

From the OS today: "I thought he played very well and did some significant things - which is what you ask a wide player to do."