Jay Tabb songs thread!!

[Pool and Darts]

his name is jay tabb
better than phil babb
we bought him from coventry
for all of 37 p


copacobana
-manilow

I actually quite like this one.

the last line still needs work, but i appreciate your opinions

Oh go on then......

his name is Jay Tabb,
better than Phil Babb,
we bought him from Coventry,
for an undisclosed fee........




I'll








get........







my........










coat......

[brendywendy]

no no, thats great

[Flash]

'for a crunch-busting fee'

[Matt de K]

RFC fans are only capable of sining a song they already know. So it has to be shoreys old song.

Jay Tabb whooooaaaa
Jay Tabb whoooooaaa
He always wins the ball
He's only 4 foot tall

[SLAMMED]

Jay Tabb, woahhhh,
Jah Tabb, woahhhh,
He doesnt really care,
That he has funny hair,

[Thames]

AND ITS JAY TABB
JAY TABB FC
WE'RE BY FAR THE GREATEST TEAM
THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN

I THINK THAT THIS COULD BE REALLY GOOD AT THE TOP OF Y25 IF WE CAN GET EVERYONE SINGING IT. CMON URZ!!! READING 4 LIFE.

[Matt de K]

skillz

[rfcjoe]

Techers.

Kentechy Fried Chicken

Tech a boow son.

[Rex]

JAAAAAY TABB, JAAAAY TABB
He plays in midfield
and runs like a crab
JAAAAY TABB, JAAAAY TABB
he can run sideways
You're always behind him
JAAAAY TABB

[soggy biscuit]

BOOM BOOM clap clap BOOM BOOM clap clap

[SLAMMED]

If i had the wings of a sparrow,
And the arse of a big fat crow,
I'd fly right down,
To Swindon town,
And shit on the bastards below.

[Millsy]

"Jay Tabb is a
very good footballer who will
score loads of goals for us and
provide lots of assists and will
be a real superstar
because he is so awesome he is fab
he is a fantastic player
and he is very good
and he can tackle and go past people
and he will make the opposition look
less than perfect
and he will also tackle
oh look its jay tabb isn't he
amazinge yes he is
he is a reading boy now
we're so glad he's a reading boy now
oh jay tabb we love you!"

TTTO "Thomas the Tank Engine"

[SLAMMED]

What thomas the tank engine song are you thinking of

[moo]

Jay Tabb
Rub your balls all over Jade's kebab

[Millsy]

What thomas the tank engine song are you thinking of

Ah come on it fits so well it's an instant hit. I predict the East stand will be singing it in unison every home game. Can't go wrong.