You've never won f**k all

Slightly Hungover · by **Slightly Hungover** » 28 Jan 2009 12:45

Always makes me smile when opposition fans sing this at us given that it's a double negative so, in fact, they are implying we've won lots of things.

Despite wracking my brains, I've yet to think of a witty reply though. Can't imagine singing 'That's a double negative...' to have much of an impact. Any ideas?

Shaka's Giant Hands · by **Shaka's Giant Hands** » 28 Jan 2009 12:48

Slightly Hungover Always makes me smile when opposition fans sing this at us given that it's a double negative so, in fact, they are implying we've won lots of things.

Despite wracking my brains, I've yet to think of a witty reply though. Can't imagine singing 'That's a double negative...' to have much of an impact. Any ideas?

We've won it one time,
We've won it one timeeeee,
The Simod Cup
We've won it one time.

Alan Partridge · by **Alan Partridge** » 28 Jan 2009 12:49

I've always thought a retort to clubs like Wolves would be 'you weren't born when you were good' but never really caught on.

Winchester Royal · by **Winchester Royal** » 28 Jan 2009 12:49

Yeah, I was wondering if any of their fans had actually seen them with a trophy...

The League cup in 1980 was the last time they won anything significant, meaning that you would have to be in your mid thirties to remember anything.

Sir Rodney Effing · by **Sir Rodney Effing** » 28 Jan 2009 12:50

Slightly Hungover Always makes me smile when opposition fans sing this at us given that it's a double negative so, in fact, they are implying we've won lots of things.

Despite wracking my brains, I've yet to think of a witty reply though. Can't imagine singing 'That's a double negative...' to have much of an impact. Any ideas?

One problem here... depends on who we are playing

weybridgewanderer · by **weybridgewanderer** » 28 Jan 2009 12:50

Slightly Hungover Always makes me smile when opposition fans sing this at us given that it's a double negative so, in fact, they are implying we've won lots of things.

Despite wracking my brains, I've yet to think of a witty reply though. Can't imagine singing 'That's a double negative...' to have much of an impact. Any ideas?

I thought last night

"we won at molineux" might have been appropriate

Alan Partridge · by **Alan Partridge** » 28 Jan 2009 12:51

Winchester Royal Yeah, I was wondering if any of their fans had actually seen them with a trophy...

Probably the Divison 4 title trophy in more recent years.

Chuckle Brother · by **Chuckle Brother** » 28 Jan 2009 12:52

weybridgewanderer
Slightly Hungover Always makes me smile when opposition fans sing this at us given that it's a double negative so, in fact, they are implying we've won lots of things.

Despite wracking my brains, I've yet to think of a witty reply though. Can't imagine singing 'That's a double negative...' to have much of an impact. Any ideas?

I thought last night

"we won at molineux" might have been appropriate

Beating them 4-0 on aggregate works for me.

who are ya? · by **who are ya?** » 28 Jan 2009 12:55

'That chant, is actually incorrect,
that chant, is actually incorrect'

To 'Stand up if you love Reading'

Sorted.

bcubed · by **bcubed** » 28 Jan 2009 12:56

Slightly Hungover Always makes me smile when opposition fans sing this at us given that it's a double negative so, in fact, they are implying we've won lots of things.

Despite wracking my brains, I've yet to think of a witty reply though. Can't imagine singing 'That's a double negative...' to have much of an impact. Any ideas?

I like the idea of singing back with something about double negatives.
In fact maybe this is a way forward for Royals fans - we have been looking for something original for our chants.

That could be our thing - grammar

If you'd ever been to school you would know
If you'd ever been to school you would know
If you'd ever been to school
Ever been to school
You would know that is a double negative

Maybe not

Winchester Royal · by **Winchester Royal** » 28 Jan 2009 13:00

Alan Partridge
Winchester Royal Yeah, I was wondering if any of their fans had actually seen them with a trophy...

Probably the Divison 4 title trophy in more recent years.

Roll on the glory years...

Slightly Hungover · by **Slightly Hungover** » 28 Jan 2009 13:01

I actually really like that bcubed! Can't imagine it catching on, but you never know.

And we do live in the Royal county, so maybe we should be well known for good grammer and speaking the Queen's English!

Huntley & Palmer · by **Huntley & Palmer** » 28 Jan 2009 13:01

When Hicks went up to lift the Simod Cup, I was there, I was there

I wasn't but it was the only song I could think of

Man Friday · by **Man Friday** » 28 Jan 2009 13:02

Retort:

"You've never seen your club win F*** All, you've never seen etc..."

???

Alan Partridge · by **Alan Partridge** » 28 Jan 2009 13:04

Winchester Royal
Alan Partridge
Winchester Royal Yeah, I was wondering if any of their fans had actually seen them with a trophy...

Probably the Divison 4 title trophy in more recent years.

Roll on the glory years...

To be fair mate I did them a disservice as I wasn't aware that Wolves actually did the double in 1988....

Division 4 title AND the Sherpa Vans Trophy

bigmike · by **bigmike** » 28 Jan 2009 13:07

I just let them off with it as they have to suffer so much just living in woLOLverhampton

PlasticRoyale · by **PlasticRoyale** » 28 Jan 2009 13:08

bcubed
Slightly Hungover Always makes me smile when opposition fans sing this at us given that it's a double negative so, in fact, they are implying we've won lots of things.

Despite wracking my brains, I've yet to think of a witty reply though. Can't imagine singing 'That's a double negative...' to have much of an impact. Any ideas?

I like the idea of singing back with something about double negatives.
In fact maybe this is a way forward for Royals fans - we have been looking for something original for our chants.

That could be our thing - grammar

If you'd ever been to school you would know
If you'd ever been to school you would know
If you'd ever been to school
Ever been to school
You would know that is a double negative

Maybe not

I'm sure a Double Negative chant would make it into into the better quality paper's football reports

Rawlie19 · by **Rawlie19** » 28 Jan 2009 13:13

We've got our name on the very same trophy they first won in 1958 and last won in 1959. And we'll have our name on it again this year.

Slightly Hungover · by **Slightly Hungover** » 28 Jan 2009 13:21

PlasticRoyale
bcubed
Slightly Hungover Always makes me smile when opposition fans sing this at us given that it's a double negative so, in fact, they are implying we've won lots of things.

Despite wracking my brains, I've yet to think of a witty reply though. Can't imagine singing 'That's a double negative...' to have much of an impact. Any ideas?

I like the idea of singing back with something about double negatives.
In fact maybe this is a way forward for Royals fans - we have been looking for something original for our chants.

That could be our thing - grammar

If you'd ever been to school you would know
If you'd ever been to school you would know
If you'd ever been to school
Ever been to school
You would know that is a double negative

Maybe not

I'm sure a Double Negative chant would make it into into the better quality paper's football reports

Building on the idea above, how about:

If you'd ever been to school you would know
That the words that you've just sung do not go
Try again you illiterate collective
What you've sung's a double negative
If you'd ever been to school then you would know

Stranded · by **Stranded** » 28 Jan 2009 13:23

Alan Partridge I've always thought a retort to clubs like Wolves would be 'you weren't born when you were good' but never really caught on.

A few of us where singing this last night, it got a few smiles but no-one really joined in.

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