by nev monkey »
11 May 2009 22:17
The fans will start off right behind the team, great atmosphere at first will soon turn to utter frustration. The team will get booed off at half time.
Hahnemann will spend 90 minutes wildly slicing the ball either out of play or straight to Burnley's centre halves.
Both full backs will panic every time they receive the ball under a bit of pressure & hammer the ball towards the corner flag.
Both full backs will panic even when they're not under pressure & either hammer it towards the corner flag or pass sideways to either centre half who will hammer the ball towards the corner flag.
Matejovsky will make two or three brilliant balls into Long. Long won't read them.
Matejovsky will make at least 17 awful passes to the opposition or out of play.
Kebe will continue to do an impression of coco the clown. The crowd will continue to get excited every time he gets the ball & then groan loudly several seconds later when he falls over/runs out of field/crosses into the stand/can't be arsed.
Steven Hunt will come on a second half sub. Everyone will shout "come on hunt you owe us a performance" Hunt will then get the ball & either run into the next defender he sees or knock the ball past the defender in an effort to skin him, before remembering that he isn't very fast. he will then take every free kick & put every one into the first defender he can find.
Our midfield will lack pace, creativity & guile. However they will run around a lot. Should Harps be fit, expect lots of pointing.
Kitson will spend most of the game on the wing. This will be most notable when we do eventually manage to put in a good cross.
Coppell will remain motionless during the entire game & then afterwards tell the press that he has no idea what went wrong.
Or not....
