Dirk Gently
Hehe.
Actually this might not be too far from the truth.
This is the ONE occasion where the anti-Coppell Mensa crew's philosophy of shunning facts is actually useful: forget our form, forget the morale, forget the pitch, forget the rubbishness of our fans... just forget it all and believe we'll do it. Sing like you've never sung before and be as positive as you can be. Positivity is the one thing that can pull us through!