Your favourite classic players songs

[SLAMMED]

John Salako, Johnny-John Salako,
John Salako, Johnny-John Salako.

He sells cocaine, down Zinzan Street,
He stole my watch, at Griffin Park,
And when it snows, he looks like Guinness.

John Salako, Johnny-John Salako,
John Salako, Johnny-John Salako...

He buys his sex, at six one three
He hid Maddie, in Portugal....

I'm pretty sure both of these qualify as Slander (or racial hatred) - unless of course you have evidence?

Might be best if you deleted them or maybe the Mods should.

No need to cry about it.

[Harry Carry]

Can't see how it qualifies as racial hatred.

[Binfield Royal]

reference to Guiness? You know how easy it is for people to be "racially offended" these days and the Labour Govt have made it really easy to get into the Courts.

Up to you. Its not my ass on the line.

[floyd__streete]

Ingimarsson
He won't put a foot wrong
We've got a great right back and Marcus Hahnemann
Shorey is sure
Sonko is strong
We've got a great right back and Marcus Hahnemann.

Do you remember the day
(that sunny day)
When we first signed Bikey?
It put a smile on Coppell's face
But if he gets booked
(if he gets booked)
For the silly things he does
Then Duberry can take his place.

[Bill Oddie's Beard]

Hot dog, sausage roll
We've got Steve-o in our goal

[floyd__streete]

Graham Stack
Graham Stack
Get off your back
Come into town
Don't let us down
Oh no-o no-o

[ScottishRoyal]

He's M-U-R-T-Y,
He's M-U-R-T-Y,
He knows he is,
He's sure he is,
He's M-U-R-T-Y.

+1

And you've got to love DOOoooooOOOBS - LOL at the Sky commentator in the 1-0 win over Newcastle commenting on the fans booing their own player!!!

Classic.............

[Spud Gun]

Oh-ah, oh-ah, oh-ah, Scott Taylor,
oh-ah Scott Taylor

Super, super si,
Super, super si,
Super, super si,
Super Simon Osborne

[Compo's Hat]

When Hicks went up to lift the Simod Cup i was there, i was there.

I wasn't actually because i was three, i was three.

Bloody kids!! Answers the chant "where were you when we were shit"!

Bloody newbies!!

[Hugo Boss]

reference to Guiness? You know how easy it is for people to be "racially offended" these days and the Labour Govt have made it really easy to get into the Courts.

Up to you. Its not my ass on the line.

It's only a light hearted song m8 - Believe me, there's equally slanderous songs about white players.

Ruddy political correctness affecting football songs now.

[Big Foot]

STACK MY BITCH UP, STACK MY BITCH UP!

[Focher]

Teeeerry Hurlock, is a gipsy, is a gipsy, Teeeery Hurlock, is a gipsy, is a gipsy

[Tony Le Mesmer]

We're the Left Side, we're the left side.....
We're the right side, we're the right side.....

Left & Right side back off to create a space to bundle into...

10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1......

[Tony Le Mesmer]

We're the Left Side, we're the left side.....
We're the right side, we're the right side.....

Left & Right side back off to create a space to bundle into...

10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1......

[bcubed]

Jamie Harper
No one sharper
He's our midfield dynamo
Heee's our midfield dynamo

Honest, I have heard this sung

[Harry Carry]

Asaba, Asaba, Asaba, Asaba......

[jimbangg]

James Lambert is illigitamate,
He's got Aids and can't get rid of it,
( something something)
Dirty O*ford bastard

[Bill Oddie's Beard]

James Lambert is illigitamate,
He ain't got no, birth certificate,
He's got Aids and can't get rid of it,
Dirty O*ford bastard

[Royal Lady]

Hot dog, sausage roll
We've got Steve-o in our goal

LOLz - tell me you didn't actually sing that!!!

[Bill Oddie's Beard]

Hot dog, sausage roll
We've got Steve-o in our goal

LOLz - tell me you didn't actually sing that!!!

Didn't everyone?!