Tommy Smith - Gazumped by Pompey - Thread

[Deathy]

When he bangs in one against Watford in the hoops - "Tommy Smith, what a bargain, what a bargain" Rub it in!!!

And Russo can get the Mourinho treatment!

[SteveRoyal]

Smith, Tiff, Wiff, Miff.
Smith would be more "Smiff" but it works.

Tommy Smith Smith Smith!
Russo got in a tiff tiff tiff!
Now Watford wiff wiff wiff!

[Muskrat]

If I was him I'd just be relieved that I'm no longer part of team that the fans call "The Golden Boys". How embarrasing and cringworthy is that??

[gazzer, loyal royal]

na na na na na na na na Tommy smith, Tommy Tommy Smith, na na na na na na na na

to the tune of baby give it up

[It Is What It Is]

Re-thought edition...

To the tune of 'Lets all have a disco'

HE CAME TO PLAY FOR RODGERS
NOT YOU, YOU LONDON T*SSERS! LA LA LA LAAA

[Deathy]

Re-thought edition...

To the tune of 'Lets all have a disco'

SMITH CAME TO PLAY FOR RODGERS
NOT YOU, YOU LONDON T*SSERS!

Like it!

[Terminal Boardom]

Re-thought edition...

To the tune of 'Lets all have a disco'

SMITH CAME TO PLAY FOR RODGERS
NOT YOU, YOU LONDON T*SSERS!

Like it!

I hear that he is having a medical.

[It Is What It Is]

Re-thought edition...

To the tune of 'Lets all have a disco'

SMITH CAME TO PLAY FOR RODGERS
NOT YOU, YOU LONDON T*SSERS!

Like it!

I hear that he is having a medical.

[floyd__streete]

Re-thought edition...

To the tune of 'Lets all have a disco'

HE CAME TO PLAY FOR RODGERS
NOT YOU, YOU LONDON T*SSERS! LA LA LA LAAA

Nice one. Watford is only marginally closer to London than Reading is . Seems like the billy big b*ll*cks attitude of our club in this transfer is rubbing off on our supporters!

What a tawdry affair. Neither Reading nor Watford would seem to come out of this with any credit whatsoever. Brendan Rodgers is also culpable, the only winner here is most likely Smith's agent! Oh well, I hope he is going to be worth all the protracted wrangling. Makes the league clash next month look a tasty one at least

[chilipepper91]

22nd August: Where's the money gone?

29th August: What a waste of money.

If he's had his medical by then

[(.)Boobies(.)]

He passed the medical. Should be unveiled tomorrow then.

[It Is What It Is]

But if he becomes a bit of a flop...

YOUR WORSE THAN JIMMY KEBE
YOUR WORSE THAN JIMMY KEBE
You should have signed for pomp-ay ( Portsmouth not Pompeii before you say)
Your mother is a donkey...



I'm more of a positive lyracist tbh, so this one isn't great

[Focher]

ooooooh Tommy Tommy
he went to Burghfield Sailing Club and he found Russo

[winchester_royal]

But if he becomes a bit of a flop...

YOUR WORSE THAN JIMMY KEBE
YOUR WORSE THAN JIMMY KEBE
You should have signed for pomp-ay ( Portsmouth not Pompeii before you say)
Your mother is a donkey...



I'm more of a positive lyracist tbh, so this one isn't great

Please stop.

[Millsy]

22nd August: Where's the money gone?

29th August: What a waste of money.

If he's had his medical by then

Buying him won't even begin to address where the money has gone.

Ok it will begin to... in a very small way.

The question still stands, as it has done for the last few seasons.

[Yellowcoat]

What money? We are running at a loss.

[winchester_royal]

I'm afraid that in HNA terms:

Revenue = Transfer fees received
Cost = Transfer fees spent

[Yellowcoat]

Every chance that many of the undisclosed transfer fees have been phased and we have yet to receive substantial amounts of the anticipated cash. But that still does not stop people asking where has the money gone.

[Thaumagurist*]

But if he becomes a bit of a flop...

YOUR WORSE THAN JIMMY KEBE
YOUR WORSE THAN JIMMY KEBE
You should have signed for pomp-ay ( Portsmouth not Pompeii before you say)
Your mother is a donkey...



I'm more of a positive lyracist tbh, so this one isn't great

Can you improve your terrible English first before posting anymore, please.

[Compo's Hat]

I'm not reading 65 pages of this!!!