The Diary of Jimmy Kebe

[coyrls]

i would be absolutely livid if the lad started updating an online diary whilst on the field of play , using his blackberry or other technological device

Unless it could be cleverly integrated into a goal celebration

could some one please photoshop me a puic of jimmy celebrating, by typing on his blackberry......

As requested:

[Big Foot]

10:10AM 3/10/09

Wake up to find Big Foot has broken into my house wearing a Jimmy Kebe mask shouting in French how much he appreciated Tuesday night's goal

[The Royal We]

Mods, please move this to the Anything Else Board, as this clerrly has nothing to do with Football, never mind The Team.

Bit like some of Kebe's performances really.

Ha ha!!! That's good!

[bobby m's syrup]

Jimmy is fuming over his mobile phone bill from Malitel. Merde! He has forgotten the huge roaming charge which his heavy use of picture messaging and on-line browsing during games has incurred. Five minutes into the 'boro game he calls up Dave Kitson for advice on getting a salary raise.

[brendywendy]

i would be absolutely livid if the lad started updating an online diary whilst on the field of play , using his blackberry or other technological device

could some one please photoshop me a puic of jimmy celebrating, by typing on his blackberry......

As requested:

cheers!

[The Knitting Circle]

3rd October

9am
Couldn't be bothered this morning so let my evil twin brother use my boots again

[Ryn]

5th October 9am

Breakfast with Glen Little

Has scrambled egg on toast. Can't understand Blakey. Goes home.

[Big Foot]

09:23AM Mon 5th October

See on News more stories about Jungle camps in Calais being closed and thank god Steve Coppell and John Madejski rescued me from that hell hole.

[brendywendy]

3rd October

9am
Couldn't be bothered this morning so let my evil twin brother use my boots again

IVE SAID IT BEFORE- PLAY HIM EVERY 5TH GAME ONLY, AND WERE ONTO A WINNER



oops, caps lock!

[Ryn]

6th October 3pm

English Lesson with Madame Francoise.

[strap]

Mods, please move this to the Anything Else Board, as this clerrly has nothing to do with Football, never mind The Team.

Bit like some of Kebe's performances really.

Ha ha!!! That's good!

Glad a couple of you saw what I did there!

[Ryn]

7th October 10am

Jimmy phones his sister and asks if there's anything big and expensive she wants for christmas, so he's got time to save up.

[The Knitting Circle]

7th October 10am

Jimmy phones his sister and asks if there's anything big and expensive she wants for christmas, so he's got time to save up.

why would he use his own name in his diary i am starting to think this isn't his diary after all

[Ryn]

7th October 10am

Jimmy phones his sister and asks if there's anything big and expensive she wants for christmas, so he's got time to save up.

why would he use his own name in his diary i am starting to think this isn't his diary after all

His English teacher is helping him write it.

[Royal With Cheese]

10:48. Had a shit. Missed the Pan. Again.

[Thaumagurist*]

10:49 Just had a thought. Maybe if I were to draw the face of the Knitting Circle, I might hit the target with my shits instead of the seat.

[brendywendy]

7th October 10am

Jimmy phones his sister and asks if there's anything big and expensive she wants for christmas, so he's got time to save up.

why would he use his own name in his diary i am starting to think this isn't his diary after all

[Readingfanman]

7th Oct 11:20


Why am I not practising instead of writing in my diary again?

[Geekins]

7.30pm - Log onto Hob Nob and find that some fool is writing a diary for me. Who is the Knitting Circle, I wonder?

Hi Ke...be

[Thaumagurist*]

13.41 Clicked on a message on a forum. It read:

Hi Ken,

I'm in pieces, why the cold shoulder treatment?

Barbie.

Makes me wonder who this nutjob is. My name isn't Ken.