Dear Idiot

[rg6royal]

Get a life.

[Starfish]

I'd wager that most of the posters giving russyb a hard time about his grammar did not make the trip to Derby and have, as a result, nothing else to offer the thread. Well done.

[brendywendy]

oxf*rd you all grammar fascists

[Dorset-Knob]

oxf*rd you all grammar fascists

[Uke]

Dear Idiot,

yes the idiot who decidied to jump up and down on his seat at the derby game until it snapped and then hold it above his head and look as if your going to throw it. Now i don't care how fed up you are about losing the game 2-1 you don't do stuff like that. As for the stewards and the police who just looked on and did nothing your also a disgrace.

thankyou that is all.

I hope you paid for your seat by credit card via the RFC office with your membership number to ensure you got your loyalty points!

Glad you disguised yourself with those specs so that the security cameras wouldn't see you either

[ankeny]

Strangely enough the stewards did have a go at my son for shouting! Tossers!

He was only telling the truth

[juanpablo]

stood on a seat ?


well thats not on is it

[Deathy]

Dear Idiot,

yes the idiot who decidied to jump up and down on his seat at the derby game until it snapped and then hold it above his head and look as if your going to throw it. Now i don't care how fed up you are about losing the game 2-1 you don't do stuff like that. As for the stewards and the police who just looked on and did nothing your also a disgrace.

thankyou that is all.

Dear Brendan...

[Far Canal]

He didn't start the opening sentence with a capital letter.

Yes he did. The opening sentence begins

"Dear Idiot,"

Note that Idiot is (correctly) followed by a comma, so the next part of the sentence is continued on the line below with a lower case letter, thus:

"yes the idiot who decidied (sic) to jump up and down on his seat at the derby game......."

When hand written, the y of yes should be directly underneath the comma that follows "Idiot," but this convention seems to have been lost in word-processed script.

[SLAMMED]

Explain why there is no capital letter at the beginning of:

"thankyou that is all."

[AbovetheI]

Dear Idiot,

yes the idiot who decidied to jump up and down on his seat at the derby game until it snapped and then hold it above his head and look as if your going to throw it. Now i don't care how fed up you are about losing the game 2-1 you don't do stuff like that. As for the stewards and the police who just looked on and did nothing your also a disgrace.

thankyou that is all.

Is your shift button broken, or do you not know how to use capital letters?

That's already been done m8.

[SLAMMED]

A guy kicked his chair and broke it at Burnley away in the play offs last year after Kebe failed to square the ball

[Wimb]

Someone also smashed up the back of a chair at WBA this season.. and made sure he was gone before full time

[Uke]

The guy is a complete prick, as was his mate in the beanie who found it "oh so hilarious" and took pictures on his mobile phone; presumably so they could both masturbate each other both verbally and physically about how brave they were.

Hope his mum or his boyfriend don't overcook his dinner. He obviously has some serious anger management issues and possibly a repressed sexuality causing inner torment to his soul leading to the explosive externalisation of his inner rage.

[Shaka]

The guy is a complete prick, as was his mate in the beanie who found it "oh so hilarious" and took pictures on his mobile phone; presumably so they could both masturbate each other both verbally and physically about how brave they were.

Hope his mum or his boyfriend don't overcook his dinner. He obviously has some serious anger management issues and possibly a repressed sexuality causing inner torment to his soul leading to the explosive externalisation of his inner rage.

Pot, Kettle, Black?

[brendywendy]

Strangely enough the stewards did have a go at my son for shouting! Tossers!

He was only telling the truth

you allowed your son to shout "tossers" at a footbal game?!
for shame

[brendywendy]

A guy kicked his chair and broke it at Burnley away in the play offs last year after Kebe failed to square the ball

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Someone also smashed up the back of a chair at WBA this season.. and made sure he was gone before full time

perhaps we have a serial offender here!
this menace needs to be stopped

[Hugo Boss]

Must be a Scorpian.

[Compo's Hat]

Talking of idiots...

http://www.readingchronicle.co.uk/sport ... derby-ref/

Think you'll find you were a stupid boy who should of known better!!!

[Uke]

The guy is a complete prick, as was his mate in the beanie who found it "oh so hilarious" and took pictures on his mobile phone; presumably so they could both masturbate each other both verbally and physically about how brave they were.

Hope his mum or his boyfriend don't overcook his dinner. He obviously has some serious anger management issues and possibly a repressed sexuality causing inner torment to his soul leading to the explosive externalisation of his inner rage.

Pot, Kettle, Black?

Nope, I've never broken a chair other than by sitting on one, extremely drunk, on my stag night. I then tried to piece it together and pretend nothing happened in the way only a drunk person can.