by Ark Royal »
09 Dec 2009 00:16
OK. I travelled 4,000 miles for this, for me, the first game of this season and went with TB, who has done nothing but tell me all season that we are are dire shit. After witnessing that shambles, I can only concur. How ANYONE can get any positive spin from that performance, I do not know. THAT is a relegation team, without any question of doubt. I cannot think of one, single, solitary positive thing to say after witnessing that. A complete and utter shambles.
Fed was at fault for the first two, without doubt. Just never got across to his near post and went down more slowly than a slowly leaking Zeppelin; for the second, he was just going down too early to get fists on to a ball that he should have been just standing up to.
Tabb got ripped a new arsehole by Moses and I felt sorry for him, because he never got any help from McAnuff all game and even the defensive midfield players did not tuck in and help.
Why wasn't The Sig playing from the start? Two defensive midfield players AT HOME shielding a playmaker (Marek) whose (attempted) Hollywood passes are just too good for the others and a very big log (Rasziak) playing a lone striker AT HOME! I despair.
The substitution of Bertrand was a joke. Nobody HAD A oxf*rd CLUE what to do defensively for a few minutes. Pearce - who has to be the slowest oxf*rd thing out of a wheelchair - found himself up against Moses FFS! Is this supposed to be some form of twisted, alternative tactical nous by Rodgers? Incredibly and laughably inept.
I will say this yet again: THIS TEAM WILL BE RELEGATED.
Rating:s (and I am going to be kind here)
Federici 2 - Seriously at fault for the first two; how many times did you ever hear 'Hahnemann will be disappointed that he did not do better..'?
Tabb 5 - I liked JT, but he was seriously raped by Moses and got no help from McAnuff (the third goal - McAnuff just gave up on Moses when he cut inside). Never got forward because of the threat.
Ingi 4 - Past it now. One half of what must be the slowest center back partnership in football.
Bertrand 4 - Either bottled the tackle or was criminally slow for the goal. Hardly ever advanced into the other half, but would you if you had Kebe in front of you?
Pearce 2 - A totally inept footballer who should not be on the park. The slowest thing in a football shirt I have ever seen. Martin Hicks was Usain Bolt compared to this twat. How the oxf*rd is he keeping Mills out of the team. Mills cannot be worse than him, surely?
Cisse 4 - Totally and utterly anonymous.
Gunnarson 3 - Why, why, why was he playing in the first place instead of Sig?
Matejovsky 5 - The brain is willing but he his just light years ahead of the other retards on the park in what his intentions are with his passing. Guilty of making what should be a simple pass into a Hollywood pass.
McAnuff 4 - Never, ever tucked in to help Tabb out and only got in two dangerous crosses all game.
Kebe 2 - Can somebody pray tell what is exactly The Point Of Jimmy Kebe? The reasons for his actual existence totally escape me.
Rasziak 3 - Just a log up front. A big, big log whose only successful attempts at winning the ball in the air were because he had already fouled the player.
Subs:
HKR 3 - Ran around a lot and a nice turn to do two Palace defenders did not presage great things. Disappeared after that.
Sig 4 - The reaction after Bertrand was subbed was laughable. Not Sig's fault and at least he had one of our TWO shots on target in the last twenty minutes. Why didn't he start, FFS?
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Ark Royal on 09 Dec 2009 00:30, edited 2 times in total.