Press conference today-mid afternoon

[Royal Rother]

How much HP does a class 50 diesel locomotive produce?

Source?

[brendywendy]

what are the pros and cons of owning a water buffalo?
which hit list rating system do RFC officially endorse?

i demand answers sir john

Surely it's a con having a water buffalo, I much prefer a Bison because we all know you can't wash your face in a water buffalo but you can in a Bison (you've got to say the word Bison in you your best posh voice to make it work) - I'll get my coat

you misjudge the seriousness of the arguments for both sides here

[brendywendy]

numbered left to right, written in the order of doability?
i knew it, MADEJSKI OUT!

[Focher]

How much HP does a class 50 diesel locomotive produce?

Source?

was wondering how long it would take

[Huntley & Palmer]

numbered left to right, written in the order of doability?
i knew it, MADEJSKI OUT!

Infidel!!!

[brendywendy]

if he cant even get that right, god knows how many other ways he is oxf*rd up our club right now........

[floyd__streete]

Press conference confirmed for mid afternoon today.

This sounds like the most boring press conference since Madejski summoned the worlds media to announce that Steve Coppell was staying and that season ticket prices were going down.

[Upper West Ginger]

How much HP does a class 50 diesel locomotive produce?

Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

2700 HP.

No I haven't.

[Upper West Ginger]

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[howser]

[quote="Upper West Ginger"]What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?[/quote]


Similar to the rate this club is collapsing down the league at the moment !!

[Royal With Cheese]

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

African or Indian?

[royal_cornwall]

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

The answer my man is

11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour."

i thank you

[Royal With Cheese]

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

The answer my man is

11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour."

i thank you

African or Indian?

[Thaumagurist*]

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

The answer my man is

11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour."

i thank you

African or Indian?

I think we're talking about European ones.

[Blue Hooped Moose]

How many times did the batmobile catch a flat?

[Focher]

'Next please is Focher from the Reading Evening Post'

"Good afternoon Sir John, good afternoon Brian and welcome to the hotseast at RFC. Id like to kick off my questions with this:"

"What is the word used to describe the external genital organs of a female"

"is it A) Vagina, B) Uterus or C) Vulva ?"

[howser]

"and Sir john, your new manager has intimated that a new striker will be the top of his list of priorities, do you have anything to say about that"

Sir John " well as smoking is banned at this club, I cant see the need for a striker" ?

[brendywendy]

[royal_cornwall]

'Next please is Focher from the Reading Evening Post'

"Good afternoon Sir John, good afternoon Brian and welcome to the hotseast at RFC. Id like to kick off my questions with this:"

"What is the word used to describe the external genital organs of a female"

"is it A) Vagina, B) Uterus or C) Vulva ?"

i'll have a go at this one... Its got to be A) Virgina... because the other two are cars B) Fiat Uterus and obviously C) the Swedish Vulva.

I thank you

[Comfortably Numb]

numbered left to right, written in the order of doability?
i knew it, MADEJSKI OUT!

Infidel!!!

i kill you