Holiday Home in France,

[Dorset-Knob]

central Brittany to be precise, traditional granite, Breton village house, sleeps six, (two double and one twin bedrooms) 45 minutes south of Roscoff ferryport or 45 minutes east of Brest airport.

Ideal base from which to enjoy the cuisine, beautiful countryside and beaches of this gallic Cornwall.

Or arrive, hang up your car keys and chill in the lovely village of Huelgoat, Finistere!

Mates rates for fellow Biscuit lovers! PM me for further details

The property (seen prior to external redecoration) can be viewed on http://www.mayer-immobilier.com
page 1 property number M286-4291401

We hope to sell and buy another property in the same village, but this won't effect any bookings

[Royal Lady]

blimey! You got that cheap!

Those wooden self-assembly places are pretty good too.

[zummerset]

Hi Dorset Knob,

My mates at the rugby club have a stag coming up and would love to hire your place. Is there any strip clubs nearby and pubs that could supply a keg or two? There may be more than six - do you allow tents and can people just pitch up and sleep in their cars if theres no room on the floor? Look forward to hearing from you.

Zumms

[Harpers So Solid Crew]

blimey! You got that cheap!

Those wooden self-assembly places are pretty good too.

[Dorset-Knob]

Hi Dorset Knob,

My mates at the rugby club have a stag coming up and would love to hire your place. Is there any strip clubs nearby and pubs that could supply a keg or two? There may be more than six - do you allow tents and can people just pitch up and sleep in their cars if theres no room on the floor? Look forward to hearing from you.

Zumms

Absolutely! we have just had the place rebuilt after the last stag do, which was a police and fire brigade interservices tournament played in the living room! Nice

[Dorset-Knob]

blimey! You got that cheap!

Those wooden self-assembly places are pretty good too.

Always had an eye for a bargain and timber buildings, lined with asbestos is the way forward for a long and happy eco life style choice!

[Dorset-Knob]

blimey! You got that cheap!

Those wooden self-assembly places are pretty good too.

Fantastic! your photograph has even captured the hire car we include in the booking fee!

[Dorset-Knob]

Five enquiries and one booking thus far thanks, but nothing at all from Spacey! I wonder why that might be?

[Dorset-Knob]

Over 150 hits on the classifieds site, 11 enquiries and 3 bookings thus far thanks!

Hobnob sophisticates in choosing their Gallic holiday adventures shock!!!

Classifieds works! thanks to 'nobbers, I may even be able to buy a season ticket next season cheers!



(Yes Dear, after we've paid the le tax fonciere and tax habitatcion, sure thing! )

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[Dorset-Knob]

Five enquiries and one booking thus far thanks, but nothing at all from Spacey! I wonder why that might be?

Francophobes generally avoid France if they can.

Ignorance is bliss!

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[Dirk Gently]

Ignorance is bliss!

Well, I'm extremely happy!

[Dorset-Knob]

Tell us about your experiences of la belle Francais Spacey, I'm sure they will be fascinating and help to educate us as to why we should condemn an entire country, it's people, language, culture, food and everything because of the experiences of one speccy yoof?

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[Dorset-Knob]

I'm not speccy and I'm not going to say anymore on this thread.

Game, set and match to the virtues of maturity and France!

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[Row Z Royal]

I'm not speccy and I'm not going to say anymore on this thread.

Says the man who hates the Royal family.

I just refuse to discuss it because it's been done to the death and I don't want to go over it again.

Well piss off then.

[Dorset-Knob]

Says the man who hates the Royal family.

I just refuse to discuss it because it's been done to the death and I don't want to go over it again.

Don't often give advice, but for you, just this once,

Join the police, get assigned to the royal protection squad, get posted to escorting and guarding un-elected, junior level royal parasites, view them up close taking the public purse for a 'hooray henry splurge' on a continuous basis and then have an opinion based on facts.

Example, having the corners knocked off ice-cubes because at a large function the "clinking becomes excessive and impinges on the discourse between the guests"

It's that simple really!

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