AthleticoSpizz lets put on the breeches and top hats
after you sir
no I insist, after you sir
no please, do take the ball down the flank
oh, if you would grant me that priviledge
as the crowd politely clap, before tucking into their larks tongue and swan sandwiches
And the risk that a West Brom defender will have his ankle bent backwards by a flying Irishman is reduced significantly.