Shane Long Interview - Mentions HNA?

[Big Foot]

Brilliant

[Starfish]

this is a massive wind up! No doubt about it!

Could well be right, if this is real the story hasn't come from the internet.

As I said in my opening post. I doubt very much if the mate of mine would go to the trouble of writing the article above, just to wind me up. And how he would know about Snowball's statistics is beyond me (I didn't know about them). He sent the text in the body of a mail and although I looked for it in the internet, I also found nothing. If it's a wind-up, I apologise, but I sincerely doubt it.

[ZacNaloen]

Never know, he may have spent the time to copy it out of the print version and it's not online yet/never will be.

That newspaper does mention Shane Long a lot though... it's his home town I guess?

[CMRoyal]

OK, we can test this - if you are reading this Shane can you confirm by pretending to roll and throw a snowball next time you score. Our snowball will probably die a multi-orgasmic death but it'll be worth it.

[Archie's penalty]

ALOLITA!

[Ian Royal]

Mind you, Snowball does seem to have ridiculous amounts of time on his hands whenever he posts.

But if this is his wind-up then it's bloody genius.

[brendywendy]

Oh Bejesus. Still he lost the weight and improved didn't he, so criticism founded?

Oh,and LOL @ most the fans expecting us to challenge for promotion this season! Most I saw saying anything (like me) were saying consolidation this season.

Criticism of his weight was founded, because he'd obviously got too big to be at his most athletic.

But some of the other stuff about his ability was largely unfounded (his only real fault was his poor first touch, which now thankfully seems to have been heavily worked on and sorted)

criticism of his weight ignored the long injury lay offs that probably caused it.
people were spouting off as though he had chosen to put on the weight, and couldnt be arsed.

[brendywendy]

snow ball has now achieved god like status in my house

[Ian Royal]

Always looked to be more of a result of going too far with the boxing training he did to improve his strength and "bulk up". It's not like was ever actually flabby. He was just too heavy and solid.

[Dick Habbin's hairdo]

That's it, then. Who needs ProZone when we have Snoooooow-bawl.

And from now on, some wag is going to come up with a puerile chant for Shane 'Hob Nob' Long.....

[Rex]

snow ball has now achieved god like status in my house

Creationism or professionalism Brendy.

[FiNeRaIn]

As previously said, FVCK BRIAN IM BACKING SNOWBALL

[FiNeRaIn]

OK, we can test this - if you are reading this Shane can you confirm by pretending to roll and throw a snowball next time you score. Our snowball will probably die a multi-orgasmic death but it'll be worth it.

+1 DO IT SHANE!

[Maguire]

I think it's clear that relentless hectoring of Shaun and his obvious weight issues have been a catalyst for his good form.

Now for the next target....

[papereyes]

LOL

[ZacNaloen]

Well people do seem to think Brian Howard has a few pounds to lose...

[Royal_Delight]

Well people do seem to think Brian Howard has a few pounds to lose...

Well, all we can hope is Howard and Cummings see this too.

[Snowball]

Saturday, in Starbucks, a woman dropped a knife and I picked it up.


She said, "Now you'll get a big surprise!" (An old wives' tale, apparently.)


Seems she was right.




PS, I have sworn by Kebe all along too.

[andrew1957]

Well done Snowball - keep it up.

And have we got any other fat players we can have a go at - it seems to work after all!!

And well done to Shane long - he really is playing superbly at the moment. Just keep it up Shane. Thought he was tremendous on Saturday and should have scored.

[Royal Rother]

Saturday, in Starbucks, a woman dropped a knife and I picked it up.


She said, "Now you'll get a big surprise!" (An old wives' tale, apparently.)


Seems she was right.




PS, I have sworn by Kebe all along too.