Kebe Vs Bolt

[Drew_3]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_K%C3%A9b%C3%A9

Appoligies if its a repost but, one of the reports in todays paper said Kebe had raced Usain Bolt this year, when you google it the first entry is wikipedia, which reads

"Kebe is known for having lighting pace and recently raced Usain Bolt over 100m. Kebe passed Usain after 50m, saying as he overtook, "You are no match for The Kebe. Now I must attend to more important matters."

[toppy]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_K%C3%A9b%C3%A9

Appoligies if its a repost but, one of the reports in todays paper said Kebe had raced Usain Bolt this year, when you google it the first entry is wikipedia, which reads

"Kebe is known for having lighting pace and recently raced Usain Bolt over 100m. Kebe passed Usain after 50m, saying as he overtook, "You are no match for The Kebe. Now I must attend to more important matters."

With all the Reading fans chanting -"you're only here for the the Kebe"

[moo]

Unfortunately by 85 metres he was in fact running towards the javelin track to as chorus of boos

[Drew_3]

are you sure he wasn't running away from the javelin track to a chorus of javelins?!!

[Kev in Bracknell]

"Taxi for a Mr Bolt?"

[SteveRoyal]

A few months ago he was the guy everyone was willing to 'shank'.
Nowadays, everyone's willing to 'shag'.
What a difference McDermott has made...

[Millsy]

Well that's nothing.

KEBE STUNS CERN RESEARCHERS

Kebe baffled scientists at CERN, the particle accelerator, as they were trying to accelerate particles to look for the Higgs Boson.

In one test run they noticed an anomaly in the system overtaking the particle they were trying to accelerate. It was curiously too large to be a subatomic particle and far too quick to adhere to the laws of physics.

However, on slowing the replays down they found that the particle was none other than Jimmy Kebe with a cheeky grin on his face and holding up a sign "LOL @ Einstein"...

Cheeky boy.

The head scientist commented, "At first we were shocked. We couldn't believe what was happening. We had no explanation for it until we realised it was Kebe. Now it makes sense."

From Geek's Weekly Vol 79: pg 232

[SLAMMED]

[1871 Royal]

Well that's nothing.

KEBE STUNS CERN RESEARCHERS

Kebe baffled scientists at CERN, the particle accelerator, as they were trying to accelerate particles to look for the Higgs Boson.

In one test run they noticed an anomaly in the system overtaking the particle they were trying to accelerate. It was curiously too large to be a subatomic particle and far too quick to adhere to the laws of physics.

However, on slowing the replays down they found that the particle was none other than Jimmy Kebe with a cheeky grin on his face and holding up a sign "LOL @ Einstein"...

Cheeky boy.

The head scientist commented, "At first we were shocked. We couldn't believe what was happening. We had no explanation for it until we realised it was Kebe. Now it makes sense."

From Geek's Weekly Vol 79: pg 232

That was quite amusing

[SteveRoyal]

:lol: A few months ago he was the guy everyone was willing to 'shank'.
Nowadays, everyone's willing to 'shag'.
What a difference McDermott has made...

homo?

No homo. Bambi doesn't do it for me.

[leww_rfc]

Is he the fastest in the league??
RACE TIME!!

[bassavage]

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528, ... 13,00.html

Wise words from Harper.

[Millsy]

Well that's nothing.

KEBE STUNS CERN RESEARCHERS

Kebe baffled scientists at CERN, the particle accelerator, as they were trying to accelerate particles to look for the Higgs Boson.

In one test run they noticed an anomaly in the system overtaking the particle they were trying to accelerate. It was curiously too large to be a subatomic particle and far too quick to adhere to the laws of physics.

However, on slowing the replays down they found that the particle was none other than Jimmy Kebe with a cheeky grin on his face and holding up a sign "LOL @ Einstein"...

Cheeky boy.

The head scientist commented, "At first we were shocked. We couldn't believe what was happening. We had no explanation for it until we realised it was Kebe. Now it makes sense."

From Geek's Weekly Vol 79: pg 232

That was quite amusing

Thanks, just the geek in me haha

[brendywendy]

add it to the wiki page!

[Millsy]

Hehe ok.

[Millsy]

Done

[Maquisard]

Excellent! Let's see how long it lasts

[M-U-R-T-Y]

Haha, someone's been doing that for a while.

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=97454

[LoyalRoyalFan]

More editing by someone.

"He scored recently against Middlesborough smashing the ball against David Wheater's legs. As a celebration he slapped Wheater softly on the cheek before saying to him, "Get out of the way of the Kebe next time boy."

[Badger Finger]