Kebe's Wikipedia...

[Allyh84]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Kebe

Jimmy Ronaldo Kebe

[ZacNaloen]

From then on Kebe has shown incredible tekkers to help push Reading in a late surge for a promotion place.

tekkers

tekkers

tekkers

[Royal_Delight]

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=97638


Thread closed!

[SLAMMED]

Someone's been at it again

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Kebe

Most NASA scientists have said that the surface of the Sun is too hot for any man to touch. Kebe defied gravity by traveling through the Earth's atmosphere towards the Sun at a faster speed than the speed of light itself. He then landed on the surface of the sun and ran the circumference of it screaming "Nothing is a match for the Kebe!"

[M-U-R-T-Y]

Kebe's favourite words are 'huuw' 'eurgh' and 'meh'.

[Rex]

Known as the Quiet One, Kebe and his new found confidence are often seen Moonwalking around the changing room prior to a match, often throwing his dancefloor shapes, break dancing skillz, and body popping to Grandmaster Mel. The challenge has been thrown down for a dance off with an artist formerly known as Affers, but his agent could not confirm or deny such spurious claims.

[Rex]

On a sadder note, Kebe has had to take out a restrainng order on a person called Brendywendy. A person of indiscriminate origin who has thrown down a marriage proposal. Rumour has it that Kebe has now employed the 'Cisse Posse' to shaddow his every move as he walks to the player entrance. The FA fully support this action, and Kebe in his own casual way has helped reduce players wages with gainful employment of others.

[Row Z Royal]

On a sadder note, Kebe has had to take out a restrainng order on a person called Brendywendy. A person of indiscriminate origin who has thrown down a marriage proposal. Rumour has it that Kebe has now employed the 'Cisse Posse' to shaddow his every move as he walks to the player entrance. The FA fully support this action, and Kebe in his own casual way has helped reduce players wages with gainful employment of others.

Brendy must be the Mali-order bride.

[Barry the bird boggler]

This week Kebe has been mostly eating Yo-gurt

[1871 Royal]

http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Kebeism-The-One-True-Religion/315810367317?ref=search&sid=1190600896.3757539304..1

[rfcjoe]

From then on Kebe has shown incredible tekkers to help push Reading in a late surge for a promotion place.

tekkers

tekkers

tekkers

I know pal.



Its spelt "techers" ffs!

[SLAMMED]

Jimmy also runs a 'Bless your Boots' service, in which Kebe performs sacred rituals to enhance the power of a players boots for the small amount of just £383. When asked how the service actually affects a players performance, Kebe simply replied: "It doesn't".

Kebe has recently been involved in the new Renault Clio advert, coining the unique phrase "What's Malian for va va voom".

[Allyh84]

Hahaha, how scary that this should be bumped, I was just looking at his Wikipedia page and forgot I made this thread. Funny stuff.

[Rex]

Someones been in and cleaned it all up.

[SLAMMED]

Still didn't get my edit to his name

Jimmy 'Lightning' Kébé

[rhroyal]

Someones been in and cleaned it all up.

Still apparently part of the Mali 100m relay team. Most of it has gone though.

[10539.4 Miles Away]

Wahey! His page was locked for 2 weeks due to "excessive vandalism" yet as soon as its unlocked away we go

"Kébé is renowned by Reading fans and his religion- Kébéism was deemed to be 'more popular than buddhism' in a census performed on the people of Reading. He plans on spending the summer training for his appearance on Top Gear- Where he will race The Stig to the moon in a Reliant Robin Rocketship.

It is a well known fact that Kébé edits his own Wikipedia Page, as he proclaimed in a recent interview with Jonathan Ross, Where he proclaimed "I always edit it, it keeps it truthful." Later in the interview Kébé halted Ross mid-sentence. He claimed "My Kébé sense is tingling" before riding a donkey out and taking off into the nights sky..."

[10539.4 Miles Away]

And in the international section, he's no longer in the relay team but:

"He was called into the Scotland squad for the world cup 2010, before it was realised they aren't going. And that Kébé isnt Scottish..."

[It Is What It Is]

Jimmy Brett Kebe?

[soggy biscuit]

From then on Kebe has shown incredible tekkers to help push Reading in a late surge for a promotion place.

tekkers

tekkers

tekkers

What is tekkers?