The old school RFC terrace tunes thread

[Muskrat]

Ollie Ollie Ollie Kearns
Ollie Kearns, Ollie Kearns
Ollie Ollie Ollie Kearns, Ollie Ollie Kearns.
oxf*rd oxf*rd oxf*rd oxf*rd oxf*rd oxf*rd oxf*rd, oxf*rd oxf*rd oxf*rd, oxf*rd oxf*rd oxf*rd,
oxf*rd oxf*rd oxf*rd oxf*rd oxf*rd oxf*rd oxf*rd, oxf*rd oxf*rd oxf*rd oxf*rd oxf*rd.

[BenReadingFC]

Boom boom boom let me hear you say Swales, Swales.

Oh Adie Adie, Adie Adie Adie Adie Williams

Who's our Polish international,
Who's our Polish international,
Who's our Polish international,
Dariusz Wdowczyk

Don't you ever,
Don't you ever,
Run from Swindon - Nothing to be scared of.

You'll never make the Station
You'll never make the Station

Sang to the Old Bill as they walked by
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNssIhS7ATc

Taxi for Bullivant,
Taxi for Bullivant,
Taxi for Bullivant,
Taxi for Bullivant

Skippy, Skippy Boing, Boing,
Skippy, Skippy Boing, Boing

Dylan Kerr ma Lord,
Dylan Kerr,
Dylan Kerr ma Lord,
Dylan Kerr,
Dylan Kerr ma Lord,
Dylan Kerr,
O Lord, Dylan Kerr

Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole,
Jimmy Quinn, Quinn, Quinn

Jimmy Quinn, Jimmy Quinn
Jimmy, Jimmy Quinn
He get the ball,
Scores a goal
Jimmy, Jimmy Quinn

Archie, Archie, Archie, Archie

[Compo's Hat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiVCC3SFFKE

I was born under a Reading star,
I was born under a Reading star.

Heads were made for kicking,
Trains were made to wreck,
And if you are an Oxford fan we'll break your oxf*rd neck.

I was born under a Reading star,
I was born under a Reading star.

[Rax]

He's blue he's white
He's O*ford dynamite
Jimmy Quinn

Don't go Jimmy
Don't go Jimmy

(sung at the Cambridge replay when JQ was linked to premiership Swindon - how times change!!)

[BenReadingFC]

Did Tom Jones ,Lambert, Caskey , Holsgrove, Bodin, have a chant?

[T.R.O.L.I.]

Tom Jones' chant was to the tune of "Superman".

Derr-de-de-de-derrr, Tom-my Jones
Derr-de-de-de-derr, TOM-MY JONES!

[Big Foot]

Steve Mautone, he's here on loan!

[parky]

Did Tom Jones ,Lambert, Caskey , Holsgrove, Bodin, have a chant?

How did that one go?

[FiNeRaIn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avCeJnw9WbQ

lol don't remember that, it should be brought back for a current player.

[FiNeRaIn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiVCC3SFFKE

I was born under a Reading star,
I was born under a Reading star.

Heads were made for kicking,
Trains were made to wreck,
And if you are an Oxford fan we'll break your oxf*rd neck.

I was born under a Reading star,
I was born under a Reading star.

LMAO quality version. Rangers sing this but a different version. Reading should bring that out of reitrement.

i was born under a union jack , i was born under a union jack
do you know where hell is , hell is in the falls
heaven is in shankill and we'll guard those derrys walls
oh i was born under a union jack

walking down the shankill , it was my proudest day
we sang the sash and the derrys walls and we oxf*rd the IRA
tims they have their shamrocks and we have our red hand
we passed on ever so proudly with the pride ae govan band

oh i was born under a union jack , a union union jack

[ayjaydee]

If I had the wings of a sparrow, if I had the arse of a crow I'd shit on the Swindon tonorrrow I'd shit on the bastards below

Shit on,shit on shit on shit on the bastards below below - ad nauseaum

[Fluff]

Hot dog
Greasy burger
come on Royals
bring on hartenburger

[Fluff]

Score in a brothel

[Fluff]

He's here
He's there
we're not allowed to swear
Martin Hicks

[readingbedding]

Boom boom boom, let me hear you say Swales.
Swales.

Dylan Kerr my lord, Dylan Kerr.

Do do do do do do do do do do do do
Keith McPherson.

Tooty Fruity
Martyn Booty.

Deeeeeeeeeno.

Oooo Trevor Morley
Oooo Trevor Morley

Ole ole ole ole
Ole ole ole ole
Jimmy Quinn, Quinn, Quinn.

Run run run run Gilksie
Run run run run Gilksie.

Super, super Si
Super, super Si
Super, super Si
Super Simon Osborn.

Get into em, phuck them up

Ooooh ahh
Ooooh ahh
Ooooh ahh Scott Taylor
Ooooh ahh Scott Taylor

When the Red Red Robin comes bob bob bobbing along, shoot the bastard, shoot the bastard, shoot, shoot, shoot the bastard

You're so loud you sound like Aldershot

In your northern slums, in your northern slums - *censored*

Sign on sign on with a pen in your hand, coz you'll never get a job...


There are lots more...

[BenReadingFC]

If I had the wings of a sparrow, if I had the arse of a crow I'd shit on the Swindon tonorrrow I'd shit on the bastards below

Shit on,shit on shit on shit on the bastards below below - ad nauseaum

Can be heard coming from T.R.O.L.I.'s gob at most matches.

[bobby m's syrup]

Daisy Daisy give us a goal or two. (Dennis Allen c 1965)

[10539.4 Miles Away]

Did Tom Jones ,Lambert, Caskey , Holsgrove, Bodin, have a chant?

Don't think Bodin had a song but I definitely remember "You got skinned by Bodin, You got skinned by Bodin, la la la la" being sung at Vialli during a match against Chelsea (pre season friendly I think)

Caskey generally got "Super, Super Daz, Super, Super Daz, Super Darren Caskey" and then later "You ate all the pies"

I'm sure there was one for Jamie Lambert about Monaco but the only only I can think of at the moment was the simple "Jamie, Jamie Lambert" (repeat to fade)


And of course "We're the right side, we're right side, we're the right side of the stand" which was bloody great on the South Bank but doesn't work as well in all seater stadia for some reason.

[Fluff]

In melbournes fair city??

[Mr Optimist]

Still chuckle to myself when I think of a home game against Rotherham midweek (could be 84/85?) when we went 1-0 down in pissing rain and the South Bank sang "You're going home in a f'ing ambulance" to about 12 away fans spread out on the Town End! We went on to win 2-1 and the 12 were then serenaded with an ironic "you're not singing anymore!"

Which reminds me...

You must have come in a taxi/condom/skateboard