Caption Competition - Scunthorpe

[Ian Herring]

'That's where the spunk cannon was fired from.'

[Clacka]

Kebe- Good point...

[Reading Til I Die]

"See that great, big, 20-stone woman sat over there...............that's your mum, that is"

[URZZZZZZZZ]

Griffin: "Don't you ever EVER let them get 4 on 1 against me again"

[rob the royal]

'Did you choose that crappy goal music Jimmy?'

'Er... tu parles francais?'

[Royalee]

'That Shane Long's shit isn't he, shall I kick him in training Jimmy?'

[Terminal Boardom]

"See that great, big, 20-stone woman sat over there...............that's your mum, that is"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UMedd03JCA

You see that puddle over there? That's your swimming pool. That's your jacuzzi. You're on the cover of Bed Wetters Monthly!

[Pseud O'Nym]

Griffin: "That was clearly offside!"

Kébé: "Peut-être."












Well, all the other threads seem to be about offside, innit.

[Reading Til I Die]

"See that great, big, 20-stone woman sat over there...............that's your mum, that is"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UMedd03JCA

You see that puddle over there? That's your swimming pool. That's your jacuzzi. You're on the cover of Bed Wetters Monthly!

Comedy Gold!!!

[seahawk10]

Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

[Barry the bird boggler]

It's worse than that ....he's dead Jim.

[Forty]

between the posts Jimmy.....!