Naughty Rooney

[No Fixed Abode]

Obviously completely filthy, and tremendous thighs. Mind you Colleen is a little chunky herself, so not sure what tempted our Wayne.

She is much better than Coleen m8.

[Wizard]

Not defending Rooney here, but the timing of this by the NoTW can only be designed to destabalise England immediately before a hugely important qualifying game.

Agreed. They couldn't have done it next week...

[weybridgewanderer]

he is not the only footballer in manchester to have been paying prostitutes.

there are "famous" porn star twins currently escorting in manchester that allegedly could tell a story or two!

[Seal]

Word on the street here is that the other two super injunctions are allegedly Joe Cole & Stevie G. Similar story of fukking people they shouldn't be.

I guess if the Rooney one has come out the others won't be far behind.

[Row Z Royal]

I just don't see why anyone cares. Haven't a small minority of professional sports people always let the money and influence go their heads, ruining the reputations of themselves and their colleagues?

[Seal]

Voyeurism. People love to gossip. Blame Big Brother. Or even Orwell. Or Gordon Brown.

I just think it's very sad that none of this Wags ever stand up for themselves and dump the fckers. Come on girls do it for the sisters.

[frimmers3]

i can see why some would have an issue with the fourth estate.....

[Terminal Boardom]

I am waiting quietly for the day when the EXCLUSIVE headline is about a famous international footballer NOT being unfaithful.

[3 veesinarow]

Voyeurism. People love to gossip. Blame Big Brother. Or even Orwell. Or Gordon Brown.

I just think it's very sad that none of this Wags ever stand up for themselves and dump the fckers. Come on girls do it for the sisters.

er, Cheryl Cole?

[sandman]

Cheryl Cole doesn't count because she has her own career and was famous before she married Cashley. Coleen is famous because of Rooney. Would she get modelling jobs if it wasn't for him? She's pretty but she's not exactly Giselle.

[cmonurz]

Elen Rives left Lampard after alleged infidelities, just Fwank's were never made hugely public.

[pea]

Why dump Wayne when you can just run off to his third house in Barbados for weeks on end?

[Jimmy the Tree]

Worried about a 'sex tape' coming out now.

Not very interested in the going ons of a bunch of over paid morons, but the NMA animated news made me laugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLaJzjj6uEY&feature=player_embedded

[Terminal Boardom]

My favourite quote regarding Shrek's extra curricular activities came from Sir Alex before the weekend where he said that he wants this whole issue put to bed.

[No Fixed Abode]

Didn't Gerrard sleep with his 16 year old cousin?

[Hoop Blah]

Didn't Gerrard sleep with his 16 year old cousin?

Indeeed. It was proven by somebody else in the general area of the Gerrard's home having their house on the market 12 months before it came to light wasn't it?

No more evidence or debate required on that one...

[sandman]

The rumour is that Gerrard got his wife's 16-year-old sister pregnant. The fact she doesn't actually have a sister seems to have been overlooked.

[Row Z Royal]

The rumour is that Gerrard got his wife's 16-year-old sister pregnant. The fact she doesn't actually have a sister seems to have been overlooked.

If I were a newspaper editor, I wouldn't want to let the facts get in the way of a good story either.

[readingbedding]

Bob Marley:

No woman, no Kai.

[TheMaraudingDog]

Bob Marley:

No woman, no Kai.

They're back together. Swing and a miss.